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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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>luke gets woken up and he's pissed
>he wakes everyone up the next next
>jet reprimands him for some reason
>luke gets pissed because he's only trying to be entertaining
>jet doubles down and says he cant do things like that
>luke says fuck it and decides to leave this shitty show
>jet comes up with an excuse that it was because he went downstairs
 
Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Ted managed to lift Burt up. Shocking everyone including Burt.
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Burt immediately sat down as he got a bit excited.
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This was purple aki's favoured tactic a decade ago
Dill said:
>luke gets woken up and he's pissed
>he wakes everyone up the next next
>jet reprimands him for some reason
>luke gets pissed because he's only trying to be entertaining
>jet doubles down and says he cant do things like that
>luke says fuck it and decides to leave this shitty show
>jet comes up with an excuse that it was because he went downstairs
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Production told him to do everything.
 
Dill said:
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>luke gets woken up and he's pissed
>he wakes everyone up the next next
>jet reprimands him for some reason
>luke gets pissed because he's only trying to be entertaining
>jet doubles down and says he cant do things like that
>luke says fuck it and decides to leave this shitty show
>jet comes up with an excuse that it was because he went downstairs
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Luke's sin is trying to make show fun for people who don't want to watch whores whisper all day or wait until Burt rips Ted's asshole in two. It was over long before it began, RIP Aryan Brotherhood

I still think they'll reinstate him somehow. Claim that the audience wants to give him a second chance, or add him as a Shark. There's a chance that Alex might agree to it as well, and his opinion matters more than women's.
 
Fishtank production staff are using baofeng uv-5r radios which are only authorized to be used on ham radio bands via FCC part 97. Unless jet, Sam, Ben, etc all have ham radio licenses they are using them illegally, even if they’re on GMRS frequencies (which also requires a license) or FRS frequencies.

Additionally, because they are ham radios on the 2m and 70cm band, there is no encryption (encryption is not allowed in amateur radio) so, in theory, anyone nearby could scan for the frequencies they’re using and fuck with them as well (which would be illegal if unlicensed, like they are)
 
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Is Luke getting kicked out like how a show will introduce a fake protagonist only to kill him off on episode one.
 
Okay, so what was the point of that? Luke was supposed to oppose the fag and the hag, now they will run things. The only silver lining is that even if the shitters "win", their reward is getting to experience hell house fish tank where their "strategy" surely won't matter anymore.
 
Freeloaders aren’t brought in after the first few eliminations. They’re usually brought in when the amount of missing Fish becomes noticeable. I’m kind of a little shocked that Luke is gone. He was making the jeet, the women, and a lot of contestants seethe. Furthermore, he was becoming a good yard wrangler for Alex. He was the only one who had connections with Production and who provided intentional methods to piss other Fish off. You think the jeet, Mizzy, and Laron are insufferable now? With Luke gone they’ll be over the moon.

What’s really worrying is that an elimination is today. Either they’re going to cancel the elimination because of Luke and miss out on an important moment or they’ll go through with it and we will lose a second Fish within a day (season 2 much???). Obviously it could be a fake out but it’s a little out of the ordinary for an early fake out.
 
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