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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
bookers said:
If they actually got rid of Luke that's insane. He's the 2nd most endorsed person after Bert
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Dude they don't give a fuck they did it summer she was the only contont in the second season and then they knocked out cole and throw him to the trench they won't learn until we start a riots and boycott to put that Jeet in his place
 
burt has decided to wear a thong, and check himself out in the mirror
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Edit: he's now walking around in his underwear
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Swamp_Donkey said:
I agree it would be fucking insanely retarded. On the other hand this is Goran we're talking about. His favorite S2 fish was Brian.
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Brian mentioned two pretty funny things on his podcast episode with that Rez TK whoever guy


Apparently after the CK thing (im assuming this was after he was eliminated) Jet & Co basically sat Brian down and were like “its nothing personal bro trust me we just thought bringing CK on would be funny”

and apparently after the CK thing they were like “we’ve got no more ways to fuck with you so you gotta go” lmao. The octavius thing was probably a last gasp attempt to get some type of content out of him lol
 
what is it with this season and all the nudity? Did Jet do this on purpose or does the schizo nigger not care about walking around naked

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LMAO THIS NIGGA GOT A BABY DICK, turns out black can "crack"

Also the schizo nigger is babbling about nonsense. If this is life with 160iq then I'd prefer to be a midwit
 
My theory why they removed Luke: these historonic cunts keep moaning about how unsafe he makes them feel, in an effort to slow burn them he is being temporarily removed so they can keep more fish hooked longer.
 
Assuming Luke isn’t back soon it really illustrates that Jet/production has a very different idea of entertainment from me. But I already knew that after season 2s garbage.

I just think that while things have gone well Id prefer a natural progression than trying to force ongoing stories. Let Luke throw a wrench in things!
 
BingBongDingDong said:
My theory why they removed Luke: these historonic cunts keep moaning about how unsafe he makes them feel, in an effort to slow burn them he is being temporarily removed so they can keep more fish hooked longer.
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Man throws pumpkins and lightly pushes a jeet back into his room = scary

Schizobabbling black man that smells like cum and jerks constantly ready to tell the world that his dream is to portray a murdering rapist. = I feel safe
 
Luke theory: Production told him to do the wake everyone up bit, then threw him under the bus and he got pissed and stormed out.
 
Big Green said:
Assuming Luke isn’t back soon it really illustrates that Jet/production has a very different idea of entertainment from me. But I already knew that after season 2s garbage.

I just think that while things have gone well Id prefer a natural progression than trying to force ongoing stories. Let Luke throw a wrench in things!
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Luke is a plant with a real life just like some of the freeloaders brought in, they have a fixed schedule they're there for and then production makes some contrived reason for them to exit the show. In S1 Tai left because "he bwoke the fishtank," and was awarded $50k in a fake ceremony then for S2 they came up with some sexual harassment thing against Tayleigh after their dinner date. In reality he was booked for a stand up comedy session somewhere in Texas and had to fly home.
 
Big Green said:
Assuming Luke isn’t back soon it really illustrates that Jet/production has a very different idea of entertainment from me. But I already knew that after season 2s garbage.

I just think that while things have gone well Id prefer a natural progression than trying to force ongoing stories. Let Luke throw a wrench in things!
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filthypenguin said:
Luke theory: Production told him to do the wake everyone up bit, then threw him under the bus and he got pissed and stormed out.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Luke is a plant with a real life just like some of the freeloaders brought in, they have a fixed schedule they're there for and then production makes some contrived reason for them to exit the show. In S1 Tai left because "he bwoke the fishtank," and was awarded $50k in a fake ceremony then for S2 they came up with some sexual harassment thing against Tayleigh after their dinner date. In reality he was booked for a stand up comedy session somewhere in Texas and had to fly home.
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Alex made a good point about all of this - Luke's luggage is still there. Unlikely he left without his shit.
 
Did Burt give Alex estrogen?? Chatty fucking Cathy today.

ETA: Alex's jumping on the halloween costumes "first come first serve" was fucking hilarious.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
My theory why they removed Luke: these historonic cunts keep moaning about how unsafe he makes them feel, in an effort to slow burn them he is being temporarily removed so they can keep more fish hooked longer.
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The only issue I see with this theory is that you're seemingly underestimating how fucking retarded the wiggers are. I really hope you're right though.
 
Guarantee you he's "coming back from the dead" today and they tell the fish it was because he's too popular to lose, which will piss off all the most annoying contestants.

Luke is the only one who knows what game they're playing and at this point I don't consider him an actual fish. Everyone else thinks they're playing by Big Brother rules, where the hand wringing over aggression would be to their benefit, but they have no idea the most popular guy from last season hit a girl with a mallet.
 
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