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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Zoc Verde said:
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Sam is intimidating Mizzy and forcing her to tell him everything she knows. Now he's offering her the blue pill or red pill, telling her the red will show her the truth and let her go down the rabbit hole.

SHE IS TAKING THE RED PILL THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW HER THE PRODUCTION ROOM

Update: Mizzy went down the basement steps in the kitchen with Sam, Vance, and Jet. She is no doubt being shown the setup, the site, chat, etc.
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the moment she was caught expressing her suspicions, something like this was bound to be the way to take control of where it develops before she spreads it to others and she herself shuts down

one way of salvaging it would be to cater to her ego and make her feel special for being in on something the others aren't
 
Endorsements update (previous update here):
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1. Burt (6,753) STILL NUMBER ONE, BABY
2. Luke (2,558) NO CHANGE
3. Binx (2,059) UP from rank 5
4. Ian (2,002) NO CHANGE
5. Alex B (1,889) DOWN from rank 3
6. Mizzy (506) NO CHANGE
7. Payton (374) NO CHANGE
8. Smaack (367) UP from rank 9
9. Ted (245) DOWN from ran k8
10. Alexis (226) NO CHANGE
11. Simbal (178) NO CHANGE
12.La'Ron (98) NO CHANGE

Things are slowing down a bit as far as placements go. La'Ron still dead last. They really need to clear endorsements on eliminated fish. We'll see how today's Mizzy developments affect her endorsements.
 
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Yesterday, Sam went into bedroom 2 to reiterate to the women that they need to not whisper. During that conversation Sam addressed Mizzy and called her the "it girl", obviously trying to sow discord between her and the rest of the girls. Well this afternoon LaRon and Alexis were in the confessional gossiping insufferably as usual, Alexis brings up the "it girl" comment and was clearly seething about it.

Bravo Sam. You can tell Alexis can't stand not being the most popular person in the room and she's going to hold this against Mizzy for a long time.
 
Trish has released her audition for Season 2 as a donation goal for her streams.
 
they should get cameos from celebrities and get them all to root for a contestant except simbal. better yet get two endorsements per fish and zero for simbal
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think, notably, the black man is subverting his stereotype. Burt is insane and sex addicted but he's also one of the only smart people in the house. He regularly is able to see through scheming and understands when something isn't right. He's thoughtful and sensitive, even though he's also drugging his friends. He gives good advice, like trying to get people to eat, sleep well, and exercise.
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Are you fuckin retarded. Pick a fuckin speed.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
honestly he's a great representation of black intelligence. like yes he's absolutely bonkers as well, but he's still incredibly intelligent but that racial lust overwhelms him. It reminds me of this international student who basically pretended to be a regular white but came off like a huge perv most of the time towards the rest of the class, but then someone looked into his background and he was like the latino doogie howser, just a complete prodigy and once we realized it was just a latino that dropped his accent and tried to be a regular dude (it was the 2000s, everyone still mocked spics) it made a bit more sense. like there's also a cultural translation as well as a strict translation to languages and he apparently didn't realize that 1st part and just acted like most men act towards the sweet submissive women in his home country.

Basically what i'm saying is that once you "cancel out like factors" with this gay black man you're just left with a genius. You can also see this with white dudes, but because they're way less sexual its more of a desperate need for companionship than sex, like its literally Dr. Murdoch's entire character in murdoch murdoch. Its actually quite a common problem with black and latino people who are geniuses. Because in the mostly white world of upper white society you're supposed to not act like a teenager who just discovered masturbating you end up with these guys who end up destroying their careers with orgies. Such as Andrew Gillum or Richard Nanula, porn addiction in general is mostly black and brown for this same reason. the white kids in my high school were fucking appalled at the stuff latinos or blacks would talk about at the lunch room when it came to porn. Even if you do jerk off you shouldn't tell people was what they were taught. Which is also why most of them need IVF to make a kid as well.

porn is to non-whites what booze is to native americans. an evil invention that white people can handle quite well while they just destroy themselves over it, literally look at Kanye West, and beyond that its almost insane how every other black person in entertainment openly talks about struggling with porn. This nigga not being able to stop gooning while everyone in the house is perfectly fine is rather telling.
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Quite a bit of truth to this. People expect intelligent non-whites to either be completely acculturated to white norms, or at least Carltons. Thing is, we're not, and if we don't realize it young, we're in for a world of hurt and failure.

Like for myself, the hardest thing once I was in college was dealing with the educated white propensity for passive-aggressive comments and behavior. I literally cannot deal with that shit, and people who wanted to knock me down a peg figured that out pretty quickly, cause there ain't no better way to lose face in a grad student seminar or office setting than to just say "Hold up, what's your fucking problem with me, man? Just say it straight and stop fucking around." To white people, especially HR types, it's the prelude to a chimp out, when all I'm getting at is "Stop being a dick and hiding it behind indirectness. Cut that shit out and let's fucking work it out, and if you're too chickenshit for that, then cut it out and shut up."

Most people just shrug and maybe eyeroll at the most, but me, man? It just cuts past the intellect and goes straight to the monkey-brain.

And you're right on with the porn, booze and drugs thing. Brains helps with impulse control, but damn, is the impulse overwhelming at times. I could go on and on about this, but Fishtank really ain't the place for it. Long story short, Burt's a smart guy, maybe not a genius, but far smarter than the average Ghanaian, but he's got a whole host of demons riding his back, and our culture has told him those demons are acceptable things to be, rather than shit that ought to be fought tooth and nail. Maybe the Fishtank experience will have him examine his life and show what a fucking spectacle being a gooning kink-addicted faggot looks like from the outside, but schizo shit probably makes that part impossible.

No doubt he's disappointing his family.
 
Burt is so goddamn shook about the AI, I sort of hope that at some point if he starts breaking down fr the production takes him aside and lets him in on it so he doesn't lose it completely. Even if he told everyone it wasn't real they wouldn't believe him anyway.
 
Just wanted to get the opening tts salvo with Burt archived. He farts at the end. :lossmanjack:

 
Grim_Autismo said:
Burt is so goddamn shook about the AI, I sort of hope that at some point if he starts breaking down fr the production takes him aside and lets him in on it so he doesn't lose it completely. Even if he told everyone it wasn't real they wouldn't believe him anyway.
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He jumped like someone tried to hit him

He's so freaked by it, this is amazing
 
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