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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
lol. they're having a roundtable dinner, quizzing on who's leaving, etc.

because of the 'AI'/TTS suggesting that someone in the house is out to get him, Burt says he's afraid that one of the girls, not the guys (who he thinks all like him), is offended by his overt sexuality. all the women are giving him asspats that they're not offended because he's not been sexual with them (ofc not, he's been trying to swim up ted and alex's buttholes for the past week).

alexis in particular said "i'm just as dirty as you are". honey unless you start disappearing to flick the bean 8 times a day while absconding with binx's bunny hoodie to do it, i think you're gonna end up eating those words.


Edit: Binx and Ron called out Simbal. Binx for Simbal telling her everyone is saying she's going home. Ron for him being weird about Ian last night.
Ted says his 'bottom 3' are Ian and Alex, and Smaak because she told him she thinks she's going home.
Payton refused to answer her bottom 3.
When asked "who thinks Ian is going home tomorrow?" Ron, Binx, Payton, and Alexis raised their hands. Ron confidently, Alexis after seeing Ron, and Payton/Binx tepidly after seeing the other two. Multiple fish don't understand why Ian wants to be here at all.


Burt thinks Alex is going home because he was an "insufferable nightmare" the first two days, but has vastly improved because of Burt's help, and is afraid that Alex is just going to continue to be insufferable without Burt's guidance as his 'surrogate brother'. Sam gassing up Burt about how much he's 'helped' Alex lol. Tells Alex he needs a 'mommy type wife' and says Alexis is perfect for him.

Pressured by Sam to reveal their preliminary elimination votes, the fish:
-Binx says at the moment she's voting for Ian because that's what the majority wants. "that's a lot of hands" she says.
-Ron, despite raising his hand for Ian, is saying he's voting for Smaak.
-Smaak says she's voting for Ian.
- Ian says he doesn't have an answer, and wouldn't vote if he had the choice. Sam has point blank asked him 3 times, but still refuses to answer. If he actually picked someone, I couldn't understand him because he was mumbling like a motherfucker.
-Ted says he's voting for himself, Sam says he's not allowed to and that it's a "new rule based on my whims." Binx says "he[Sam] can do that, it says it in the contract." Ted under pressure, apologetically chooses Ian and starts crying that he can't choose himself.
-Payton also says Ian because it took 6 days for her to have a conversation with him.
-Alex says he hasn't thought about it because he thought he would be the one to leave, but he'll "jump the bandwagon" and vote Ian.
-Burt laments that he can't vote Luke, but by default will pick Ian because everyone else is.
-Alexis also picks Ian because he was too quiet all week.
-Mizzy says she promised Ian she wouldn't vote for him, and will ask someone else if she can vote for them. Ted says he's going to do the same thing.
-Simbal is intentionally ignored by Sam, but Mizzy says "what about Simbal?" Simbal says he needs to sleep on it, Sam says "ok" lol, Ron says everyone else had to answer, Simbal should too, Simbal says Smaak.

At the moment, unless they were lying or something drastic happens, that's at least 6 confirmed votes for Ian. Ben, while loudly chewing a piece of pizza, tells Ian he knows he has "fighting spirit" and can turn the tide before the vote.
 
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this is the monologue

hat tower on ian
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everyones at the table they were fighting
everyone hates cimbal

jet did a pop up that was "wow i fucking hate him so much" lol
then this
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idk if this is true but lol
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No, it's a 22 minute spoken word piece.

So it's human generated nonsense word salad.
I didn't know that! Good catch.

I have a fairly decent idea for TTS if they ever turn it back on---write TTS that sounds like it's stuttering, like the South Park episode where Jimmy is passing message to Wendy from Stan and calls her a "cunt" instead of a "continuing inspiration" because of his stutter. Some ideas I've had:
"LaRon, are you a gay-guh guh gay- guh guh GAYMER?"

"B-b-burt, Mizzy said you're a ni- yuh you're a ni-ni-ni..NICE GUY"

"Smaash, are you a HO...
are you a HO... ho ho HOARDER?"
And so on, I think we could come up with a lot more of them.
 
The only good thing Ted has ever done is be Burt's boyfriend. After he pushed Burt away, he has become completely useless as a fish.
If I could vote, he'd be the first one I'd pick
 
How has it been today? Entertainment wise?

I saw on 4chan ppl were saying Hyde is going hellhouse too fast, others saying it's mid. What say you kiwifarms? Been busy all day and couldn't see shit.
 
How has it been today? Entertainment wise?

I saw on 4chan ppl were saying Hyde is going hellhouse too fast, others saying it's mid. What say you kiwifarms? Been busy all day and couldn't see shit.
Personally I think its been boring as shit for a few days now. They desperately need someone in there stirring the pot like Luke was doing.
 
How has it been today? Entertainment wise?

I saw on 4chan ppl were saying Hyde is going hellhouse too fast, others saying it's mid. What say you kiwifarms? Been busy all day and couldn't see shit.
It's been very good, very enjoyable with notably less whispering today.

And it's hellhouse for Burt, and only Burt, because Jet Neptune thought it would be funny to torment a paranoid schizophrenic... (:_(
 
Lol. (Reality TV Mega Fan) Ron's beef with Smaak is that she's a "30+ mixed mulatto girl with a skateboard" and that there's no 'lane' for her on a reality TV show because she's "weird as fuck".
 
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