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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Just thought this sequence was funny
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Agares said:
If you're annoyed by him from just watching, imagine what those poor girls have to deal with. "Excuse me madame I am going to touch your bobs and vegana. Do not kick me out, saar."
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I missed the whole Luke "Wifi" debacle and was watching over it . I legit was embarrassed for him when he was begging Ben to kick Luke off the show lmao
 
Smaack has gone back to B1 to cry a couple times since the voting talk, presumably just because she's feeling bad about being unpopular and some people wanting to vote for her. The second time, she cried pretty hard for like a minute, then got up, dropped, did like 5 pushups, and walked out ready to go
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Doseferatu said:
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Senpai hates me ...

Jesus Christ ... she's railing at him.
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Now the girl on the bed is giving her two cents.
Jeet: "I am genuine" ... subtext: now show me bob and vagene
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You sound more emotional than a stupid blondie woman you know that this is contest right? They're there to win not show how loyal to their race, she fucked her own sister's ex-boyfriend and married him tf are you talking about.
 
Agares said:
If you're annoyed by him from just watching, imagine what those poor girls have to deal with. "Excuse me madame I am going to touch your bobs and vegana. Do not kick me out, saar."
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how have none of them not said a single thing about this yet? is just because he's not white and doesn't know any better? is it a tribal effect? does he belong in a tribal setting?
 
Bozo Gnarly said:
how have none of them not said a single thing about this yet? is just because he's not white and doesn't know any better? is it a tribal effect? does he belong in a tribal setting?
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Honestly it's probably because he's not white. There's been points where different girls were really uncomfortable with him around too.

He might get the Jimmy treatment if this keeps happening.
 
Agares said:
Honestly it's probably because he's not white. There's been points where different girls were really uncomfortable with him around too.

He might get the Jimmy treatment if this keeps happening.
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I doubt he has the balls to go chimp mode in the way Jimmy did

Consent accident maybe

The wiggers seem to know as they let TTS messages implying Wifi is a sexpest towards Computer through
 
Merry said:
I doubt he has the balls to go chimp mode in the way Jimmy did

Consent accident maybe

The wiggers seem to know as they let TTS messages implying Wifi is a sexpest towards Computer through
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Jimmy also had issues with nonconsensual cuddling in season 2 so my point still stands.
 
burt really thinks computer is listening. then again he talked to himself before computer emerged



mizzy trying to get on ians level she wants that dick
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The Man With No Name said:
I think, notably, the black man is subverting his stereotype. Burt is insane and sex addicted but he's also one of the only smart people in the house. He regularly is able to see through scheming and understands when something isn't right. He's thoughtful and sensitive, even though he's also drugging his friends. He gives good advice, like trying to get people to eat, sleep well, and exercise.

He is dichotomous and a rich character. Simbal however is just a representative of every jeet: disgusting, manipulative, and cowardly.
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I agree he destroyed the stereotypes with his 3 inch dick
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
This is where getting a veteran of reality shows or even 2000s Springer would have been a great move, there's a way to talk to someone in the heat of the moment to make sure they always shove back or throw something or does something else that fucks them out of sueing. the Jerry Springer show was a lot like Wrestling but instead of choregraphed stunts its behind the scenes manipulations done by some of the best for almost no money or respect, they pulled off insane shit to make sure a trashy show was able to stay on the air and be insanely entertaining.

Like as neat as it might be to start your entire enterprise from the bottom up without knowing anything about anything. For fucks sake at least listen to the experts.
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A veteran from reality shows acting as a consultant would probably want a heft 5-6 figure payday for being a consultant. Those people have very special skillsets and don't come cheap. I can't remember what the entire budget for season 1 was but that kind of cost would probably be a good 20% of whatever they spent (besides the house) for a single person. It would also make the show very mundane and boring and just like normal reality TV.

In some ways them going without a consultant has been way more interesting because they just take risks and do things wrong. I am 100% sure they have hired a lawyer to give them fairly airtight contracts and also to ask what they can and can't do because them getting sued into oblivion is just not a risk they would ever take, especially with how much the show pushes contestants to the edge.
 
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Burt has just been yapping at Computer for the last few minutes. He's alone in the bedroom.

They better turn on TTS right about now.
 
Tonight has been pure kino. Jeet has demonstrated his familiarity with schizo archetypes in these two instances:

Jeet distracts Burt with a clock

Jeet distracts Burt with Wegas Trip


Jeet demands excellence in back popping to the point of tip-touching another man:


There was some kind of Ian slander occurring in the kitchen that I was able to filter the noise out of for a moment, but I was more interested in following the Jeet vs Burt confrontation:



Burt and Alexis had a very nice confessional, where Alexis told him about her Botox and confirmed he was the Alpha Male in the house. Based.

 

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