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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
TTS is 1000 tokens. 1200 tokens cost $99.00. A standard season pass comes with 600 token + 10% off TTS, bringing a single TTS down to 900 tokens, but you'd still be 300 tokens short of a single TTS with just the season pass. The cheapest additional package to bring that up would be $29.99 for 350 tokens. So, $60 season pass plus an additional $29.99 would get you ONE TTS.

HOW DO PEOPLE PAY THIS KIND OF MONEY WTF?!?

If a single TTS was $10, I probably would have bought a few. But a single TTS is about $100. Fuck that.
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While I agree that's a ridiculous price, it's partially to combat spam from desensitizing the contestants. They adjusted the price drastically throughout the beginning of season 1.

Also why is no one calling Simbal Slimeball? I misread it as such and couldn't believe I hadn't seen it earlier.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
While I agree that's a ridiculous price, it's partially to combat spam from desensitizing the contestants. They adjusted the price drastically throughout the beginning of season 1.

Also why is no one calling Simbal Slimeball? I misread it as such and couldn't believe I hadn't seen it earlier.
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Because Luke already named him WiFi Signal.
 
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Alex and Binx are scheming
Alex told her he has hundreds of thousands of tik tok followers across multiple accounts
she was like 'wow we need to collab'. she seemed very impressed.

Alex keeps hyping up the show about how "it's the first of its kind"
theyve been whispering a lot so i cant hear what they're saying
I think I heard alex say "ive got your back 100%, you deserve it so much"
binx said something about her mom and life insurance??
alex thinks she needs an attorney? lmao no idea whats going on

binx: "you're crazy but i believe you"
alex: "i am crazy, but im not a liar" lol
 
neger psykolog said:
It would probably be a lot easier now for them to get someone like that now, given this is season 3 of fishtank. But from what I recall when season 1 happened it was the first semi-mainstream thing Sam Hyde had done in ages and most people would not want to work with him.
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Alex Stein was on many reality shows before moving into what he does now. I imagine he has lot of contacts that Sam and Jet could work with (Jet said Stein was invaluable on the Malice interview).
 
Hazel Motes said:
Alex Stein was on many reality shows before moving into what he does now. I imagine he has lot of contacts that Sam and Jet could work with (Jet said Stein was invaluable on the Malice interview).
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Alex brought in the black dude who they all but admit saved season 2 and also got them in contact with the talent agency they're using for this season. the fact that Jet and Sam are so retarded they didn't think to contact him or any of their contacts through GaS Digital (One of the biggest Sam Hyde Supporters one he started doing stand up again 3 years ago) for help on this is insane.
 
bookers said:
Alex keeps hyping up the show about how "it's the first of its kind"
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Ron was doing the same shit earlier. Saying they were all making "TV history" (and as such, thinks that's why Ian and Smaack don't deserve to be here). Can't wait til a TTS lets that dumpy queen know he's been consistently the least popular contestant. Pretty sure even Simbal has like twice the amount of endorsements Ron does. Also props to Mizzy for completely keeping up the charade after getting redpilled in the basement.
 
Alex and Binx are up late talking, it seems like they genuinely like each other (not romantically)
Binx straight up told Alex that she thinks if Simbal is not acting, that he is a bad person and there is something wrong with him.
binx and ian start whispering, including gossiping about burt while he snores. It is hard to hear them over the snoring. burt loudly says "GODDAMN" in his sleep, and scare the shit out of the 2 whispering.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Ron was doing the same shit earlier. Saying they were all making "TV history" (and as such, thinks that's why Ian and Smaack don't deserve to be here). Can't wait til a TTS lets that dumpy queen know he's been consistently the least popular contestant. Pretty sure even Simbal has like twice the amount of endorsements Ron does. Also props to Mizzy for completely keeping up the charade after getting redpilled in the basement.
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Quite surprised she hasn't been whispering since then
 
CoolFool said:
Then she shows up a couple of days later partying with the IP2 crowd. I know Sam's crew is full of jerks and degenerates, but the IP2 gang is worse, and I don't think it's good that Letty is hanging out with them.
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Ice Poseidon =/= IP2

IP2 is when you stream yourself doing meth in an RV begging for donos. She just got drunk in a house party lol

The only IP2 person shes hang out with is OneSonic in NYC and it was fine (because he stayed sober and probably has a crush on her). There's nothing to worry about
 
Imagine it being the wee hours of the morning and a room full of people are trying to sleep and you decide to turn all the bedroom lights on and gossip for hours on end
 
Marche said:
she associated with Chicken Andy as well.
also Mr.based is ip2 regardless of if he doesnt like it anymore or not
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She's associated with Chicken Andy in that they've been in the same place at the same time (Hunger Games and Ice's party), they've never collabed.

And Mr. Based, yeah sure you could say that. It's safe to say that they won't cross path anymore
 
literally retarded said:
She's associated with Chicken Andy in that they've been in the same place at the same time (Hunger Games and Ice's party), they've never collabed.

And Mr. Based, yeah sure you could say that. It's safe to say that they won't cross path anymore
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for better or for worse Letty is now on the radar of Ip2 and part of its ecosystem
 
Binx and Alex are still talking. 3 and a half hours straight.
Binx started going "listen to me" and then they are whispering, no one in chat can hear what they are saying properly. This continues for a long time, with only a few words being audible at a time. Alex mentions Ice Poseidon at one point. A few hours ago Binx told alex "you should be a streamer" and alex replied "that is all I want to do"
Someone from production finally came up and turned off the lights to let burt and ian sleep properly. Those lights are bright as fuck. I was hoping they would say to stop whispering
 
A red shark is walking around the house. He causing extreme mischief: moving furniture and objects to where they were not before.
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