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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This is obviously super late but the amount of pure joy the contestants had watching Simmons' edit of episode 1 of Famous House was so fucking funny... when they all find out what the show is really like, it's going to be great. They're way too normal to be in the same room as Frank Hassle for over 20 minutes...
I actually hope they don't deploy Frank for that reason. One of two things will happen when he's released.
1.) Everyone cries and leaves the show at once
2.)everyone physically and mentally shuts down and Frank just abuses a bunch of ragdolls.

I'm not a fan of Frank, I think he's a retard asshole who isn't funny. Production has done a phenomenal job so far but I'm still waiting to see how they manage the transition to fishtank. If they use Frank Hassle they'll kill all the momentum going in and the show as a whole.
 
I'm not a fan of Frank, I think he's a retard asshole who isn't funny. Production has done a phenomenal job so far but I'm still waiting to see how they manage the transition to fishtank. If they use Frank Hassle they'll kill all the momentum going in and the show as a whole.
I agree, I really don't want people like Fatty on this season for similar reasons but I'd be surprised if the wiggers will run out of content and start pulling out old tricks from past seasons - later on in the season they're going to have to bring in freeloaders and it'd really test just how bad the fish want to win "Famous House" and how much lunacy they can deal with.
 
I saw that and I'm hoping between now and then jet will put down the whippets and realize how bad that would be for this season.
I don't think Frank would work with these contestants at all and I especially don't think Burt in particular would put up with his shit.

...Frank might legit get his ass beat by an unironic homosexual BBC cuckold daddy dom porn star....

on second thought it might be a great idea lol
 
BURT ON THE EDGE OF SANITY


sorry only caught the end of both
 
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Sam just asked to talk to Burt in B3. and Burt was trying to talk about the Computer but Sam just said "Lemme give you some advice, you're on the best reality show in the world, just sit back and enjoy the ride. Haha haaaaa" and fist bumped him and left. Them setting up the camera took longer. Sam left and Burt is just like "what is happening im not insane im not crazy what is happening"
 
Frank Hassle might be able to be subtle enough but its hard to say.
Franks entire gimmick is him pushing people to their breaking point and filming the reaction. There isn’t a single fish this season that would put up with the way he’s acted in the previous two seasons. He’s also not funny when he’s not fucking with people so he’s essentially useless this season. I highly doubt they bring him back.
 
Masterful cuts from the camera on Director mode on You Tube. Shifting between Sam giving a libtard lecture about schizo niggers to Burt losing his shit Terry Davis style. Neptunian as fuck.
 
Sam just asked to talk to Burt in B3. and Burt was trying to talk about the Computer but Sam just said "Lemme give you some advice, you're on the best reality show in the world, just sit back and enjoy the ride. Haha haaaaa" and fist bumped him and left. Them setting up the camera took longer. Sam left and Burt is just like "what is happening im not insane im not crazy what is happening"
After Sam got the rest of the cast to go into confessional and told them that Burt is gonna be fine, he's got his meds, all that, Burt is still in the vanity talking to himself saying "You're not imagining this something is happening it's so obvious it's right under our noses something is happening".
Rest of the cast is treating Burt like a bonafide sped now after they got this talk. All of them telling him his teeth are perfect, how do you do it, they're trying to get on his good side. I think Burt knows whats up.
 
Sam just told all the white fish that they have a team of lawyers, nurses and doctors in the basement that assured the production that Burt is “not a danger to anyone.” Meanwhile Director cuts to Burt’s schizo ranting, it was insanely funny. Now the fish are gassing up Burt, complimenting his teeth and walking on eggshells with him.

Incredible move - they are reinforcing the white fish’s oversensitive tendency to not say a single bad word to minorities.

Also, Sam admonished Ted for saying “faggot” and “retard”, Ted held it together but I could see him crying about this later.
 
The fish have discovered remnants of Bitchank lol "Shadi was here". "These beds used to be pink".
And apparently Simbal(?) told "a nineteen year old" (Payton) he masturbated this morning.
 
The fish have discovered remnants of Bitchank lol "Shadi was here". "These beds used to be pink".
And apparently Simbal(?) told "a nineteen year old" (Payton) he masturbated this morning.
It wasn't this morning but a couple days ago, the girls talked about how creepy it was the day it happened, typical pajeet.
 
And apparently Simbal(?) told "a nineteen year old" (Payton) he masturbated this morning.
Excuse me Madame Sa'ar. I did the needful, please reply.
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It wasn't this morning but a couple days ago, the girls talked about how creepy it was the day it happened, typical pajeet.

Ah, when she was talking about it, "he said I masturbated this morning".
lol Binx just said "Eastern Europe is the cool part. The communist part."
Alex says Ted is "punk rock Sheldon Cooper" (and means it as a compliment)
 
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Sam just told all the white fish that they have a team of lawyers, nurses and doctors in the basement that assured the production that Burt is “not a danger to anyone.” Meanwhile Director cuts to Burt’s schizo ranting, it was insanely funny. Now the fish are gassing up Burt, complimenting his teeth and walking on eggshells with him.

Incredible move - they are reinforcing the white fish’s oversensitive tendency to not say a single bad word to minorities.

Also, Sam admonished Ted for saying “faggot” and “retard”, Ted held it together but I could see him crying about this later.

With how on the nose they are being with being so coy and "playing around" with Burt's schizophrenia it does make me very curious if he is actually a super mega deep plant and is just putting on an insanely good act or if there is something else equally bizarre happening.

For reference, very recently Jet Neptune's twitter account mentioned Nathan Fielder and if anyone has seen "The Rehearsal" (besides his earlier stuff like Nathan for You) then you will probably know just how high-tier Fielder's show is in terms of asking really deep questions about entertainment, acting and all of that by putting a truman show inside a truman show and leaving the viewer totally unable to discern whether he (and the other participants) are acting or not. A lot of "The Rehearsal" is kind of a commentary or investigation into what people do to "become famous" and what ideas it puts in people's minds when they know they're on a camera. There are a few moments in his shows where he sort of addresses the camera directly and just almost breaks the fourth wall.

Especially his "Finding Frances" show (which was the finale for "Nathan For You") had an ending in which it was actually incredibly difficult to tell whether Nathan was putting on an act when it came to his relationship with the woman on that TV show--it basically made it almost impossible to know where the acting/TV show/characters/script/reality TV started and where it stopped. Nathan Fielder is particularly brilliant at acting and its really hard to tell what parts of it are acting and what parts of it are him putting himself out there and being genuinely vulnerable about his own personal insecurities.

If you want to really get mindfucked when it comes to "reality TV" then I highly suggest watching Nathan Fielder's stuff. And watch it and fully concentrate on it (don't fuck around on your smartphone). Particularly "The Rehearsal" features a lot of hidden camera and acting stuff that is pertinent for this season of Fishtank. "Nathan For You" is still really great (and it only makes sense to watch the finale, "Finding Frances" after watching all of "Nathan for You" first) but "The Rehearsal" is like 100x better and a lot deeper.

A lot of his stuff is about the actors/contestants in each show (which includes himself) but its also about the audience (sort of the same way "The Truman Show" shows snippets of people watching and experiencing Truman's life through TV sets). Sam Hyde and Jet basically implied I think in an interview that they were basically going to go down that route this season.

and BTW do NOT watch the clips on YouTube of "Nathan For You" as they cut out significant parts of each episode and make them way shorter. To really understand "Nathan For You" you have to download the entire series and watch it from episode 1 onwards. There is a sort of "story" in the form of various side characters (they're sort of like contestants in fishtank) and how they develop through the series progressively.

("Nathan For You" btw features a pilot for a fake reality TV show in which Nathan is "the hunk" and there are a bunch of attractive women trying to get famous and only pretend they like Nathan for fame while they try and hock their shitty social media or side hustle projects. They hired a real TV presenter guy to act in it. If anyone wants to accuse Fishtank of ripping off Big Brother or Ice Poseidon or whatever, then its far more likely fishtank's inspiration came from Nathan For You)

Now I'm not 100% confident that the wiggers could actually pull off something of that caliber and compared to Fielder's stuff, Fishtank has a lot more unpredictable moving parts (in that the participants are a lot more erratic, there is TTS and it is 100% live and stuff like that). But its definitely seeming slightly more possible--if Burt isn't a plant then I am starting to believe there is something very strange going on because this season is certainly not anything like the other seasons.
 
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Burt has a rather interesting workout routine. He's interrupted when he notices a certain feline giving him advice from one of the ceiling tiles.

Whatever ceiling cat told him clearly rocked his world, because he spends the next 5 minutes talking about how he's figured it out, he can read, and he's a genius.
 
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