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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Luke (seems to have) confirmed on his instagram live that the production kicked him out. Basically said that he hopes that they'll bring him back, but also joked about negotiating for a higher pay this time.

Also constantly hinted at some conspiracy theory he has, implying that they might not want him back because he might be aware of something that they don't want him to know. That conspiracy theory seems to be something about there being an another plant, and he realized it by hearing one of the fish mention their birthday (?). (he was super vague though)

Also said that he feels like they don't want him to come back since they paid for his 500$ plane ticket back home. (Edit : nvm he had to pay for the flight himself)

Said that he loves the production crew, everyone was super nice to him, and that he loved being there.

On the night that got him kicked out (waking everyone up) - he overheard Prince talking shit about him and realized that he's probably going home anyways, so he decided to go and wake everyone up, have them go to the basement, then steal Prince's bed while he's not there. This plan backfired since the production was busy installing a smoke machine next to the sleeping Ian, and Luke waking everyone up fucked that bit up. As to why he got kicked because of it - I don't think he said anything? Might've missed it though.
 
i do like production kicking luke off for going in the basement, it sets a hard rule and prevents the off camera basement coddling that happened alot in previous seasons, it set a firm rule for the fish.
 
we saw his large quantity of medication
It's likely he's reusing pill bottles. The sheer amount is absurd. That said, I think that he's medicated. He may have been trying to hide the extent of his craziness from the other fish by downplaying what exactly he's on. Schizo controlled by herbs and shit > Schizo restrained by pills in his mind.
 
It's likely he's reusing pill bottles. The sheer amount is absurd. That said, I think that he's medicated. He may have been trying to hide the extent of his craziness from the other fish by downplaying what exactly he's on. Schizo controlled by herbs and shit > Schizo restrained by pills in his mind.
it doesn't make sense that he would tell alex he needs to see a psychiatrist if all he needed was OTC herbs and supplements
 
Recap of Luke Instagram live
  • In good spirits, had a good time and wants to go back if he can
  • Sad Ian got kicked
  • Makes many implications but no hard claims or anything overly specific on much
  • Says he thinks production was going to mess with him in a way that might have been damaging to his image
  • Is familiar with season 2 and watched a lot of it, watched some of season 1, none of post 2.5 stuff
  • Calls Alex a degenerate meth addict and is scum'
  • Shits on Jeet a lot
  • Implies that one of the contestants is not what they seem, possibly indicating a second plant
  • Says not only the fish will be fucked with but the audience also
  • Implies many times that they had something planned to mess with him in particular but he ruined it early
  • Confirms he was kicked for ruining productions bit where they brought the machine into den (was fog machine) and he told fish not to touch it
  • Says many times that if production had let him in a little bit more it would have worked out much better for the show but they didn't for some reason, says they admitted that they should have given him more info to work with but they messed up
  • On the subject of Alex being rich "I don't think he actually is rich, he might be n-word rich you know how they are with money", Based.
  • Does not know if he will go back but is more than willing too.
  • Says he was suspicious of a certain person on the show, something about ages and a birthday mentioned not adding up, mentions Alexis right after which is odd.
  • Says Alexis "Should be tossed in a witches cauldron and turn into green goo, she is ROUGH".
  • Says he met fatty, which bodes poorly for all involved. Means he is still nearby so likely S3 appearance. Fuck.
  • Almost certainly says frank hassle is going to be on, says frank messaged him and he is glad he got off before he showed up.
  • Says that production is still plotting course of the show even now and even they don't know when certain things will happen
  • Claims they where going to pull a truman show style thing on him in particular?
  • Makes several mentions of burt figuring something out that compromise's the show, and says its productions fault he did this, i might have misread this but it might be what burt was saying about the women being actors thing? He is kinda scatterbrained but makes mentions of something being off with someone in the house. Again he makes not concrete assertions. Admits some of what he is saying is schizo on his part, so take with grain of salt.
  • Says black schizo's and white schizo's are different, blacks are much more likely to think they are being observed, very true btw
  • Says he had a theory's about what was going on, and after he saw some clips after he got out of the house they where confirmed for him, again does not say what they where
  • Most importantly says he cannot choose between letty or josie both are good
  • Ends live after his chat is disabled, laughs and says too much nazi shit and n-words where said
 
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we need to convince burt to show josie (the cams) his meds and become his new therapist
Implies that one of the contestants is not what they seem, possibly indicating a second plant
didnt dumbgay say labron was not what he seemed or something?

burt could also have gotten prescribed otc meds, not sure how that works but i think you can get them prescribed and filled, sometimes just in higher doses.
 
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it doesn't make sense that he would tell alex he needs to see a psychiatrist if all he needed was OTC herbs and supplements
When I say medicated, he's on prescription pills - his bottle hoard is probably 25% proper meds and 75% other bullshit he shoved in an old bottle. He may have been more willing to share that with Alex because of gay stuff. He definitely seemed more interested in hiding it when interacting with Ron.
 
Recap of Luke Instagram live
Couple of screengrabs I got during Luke's live :biggrin: Poppy the beagle & the card Burt gave him.
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BINX AND ALEX SCENE ABOUT BURT LOSING IT

LUKES INSTAGRAM LIVE
Managed to compress the whole thing below 200mb

may want to right click and download this to watch
 
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I'm surprised they didn't make Luke sign an NDA.

Wasn't the implication in all previous seasons that everyone had signed an NDA but no one read the contracts and that they contained shit like "rights to your first born child" and that production wasn't even bothered to go after anyone for breaking them anyway? I remember something like Jet telling Letty or someone off for some tweets or something and implying something about an NDA but never heard anything solid.
 
These losers are just a bunch of crybullies trying to moralfag their way out of feeling bad picking on Burt because he actually has all the mental illnesses they all claim to have and is 10 times the human they’ve managed to be.

BTW I think the prescription pill bottles he has aside from the supplements could be his Prep, depending which one he uses it could be a few pills a day so would look like a lot of pills for six weeks
 
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They're all currently conspiring to kick Burt, while Burt sleeps on the couch. Mizzy is straight up lying about being "freaked out" by Burt's paranoia (that she knows is all true), and Alex is too dumb to understand that Burt was making analogies. "Burt thinks we're in a fat camp or a psych ward". No, he was relating analogies about the show not being what it seems. Smaack thinks Burt's meltdown is going to reflect poorly on the neurodivergent community when the show goes to air. Production seems to be encouraging it. Having them restage and rehash their conversations for the manned cams.

Burt woke up and went to the confessional because he said he wanted to share his thoughts without making his castmates uncomfortable. He's pretty much spot on with most of his theories (except the "male centric" stuff), especially with things like "I think they're making computer tell me to do weird things to boost ratings." Stated he's been so spazzy because he feels like it's all so obvious that the show is not what it seems and it's driving him nuts that no one believes him. He says he's not afraid for his life or safety, is happy to be here, and seems relatively grounded about it all (as grounded as Burt can be). Compared the show to The Good Place "they think they're in heaven but they're actually in hell" (house). lol


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Sam later took him for a one on one in front of the hand-cams. Burt started talking about his theories, and Sam cut him off and said "My advice is you're on the best reality show in the world, kick back and enjoy the ride. Haha Ha. Good talk."

Sam then took the rest of the (white) cast to tell them they have nothing to worry about with Burt, they have a full staff and medical team, Burt is medicated and the doctors have assured him he's not a danger to anyone. He then went on a rant about how schizophrenia disproportionately affects African Americans (not sure where he was going with this, but I think he was trying to speak to their liberal tendencies), and then went off on Ted for saying 'fag' and 'retard' while saying 'fag' himself like 6 times lol.

After the talk, Binx describes Sam as a "villainous archetype of white male privilege" and says she's afraid of him lol.
 
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This is obviously super late but the amount of pure joy the contestants had watching Simmons' edit of episode 1 of Famous House was so fucking funny... when they all find out what the show is really like, it's going to be great. They're way too normal to be in the same room as Frank Hassle for over 20 minutes...
 
"These are very good sponsors and men are superior to women"

Holy shit.
Burt is literally a gay nigger from outer space: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

Yes people probably know the movie because of the title but few have actually seen it and the the plot is basically burt:
"The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using rayguns, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, eliciting gratitude from the previously oppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a "Gay Ambassador" to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life."

Black?
Gay?
Autistic?
160 IQ?
Schizophrenic?

He's a fucking gay alien nigger who has traveled to our planet and believes men are superior to women and he is here to destroy the women and free us from enslavement and he is going to be left behind as the "Gay Ambassador".
 
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