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Sam and Jet are truly giving us the most powerful gay romance since Call Me By Your name. It's what's gonna win Fishtank a GLAAD award.
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This fat cunt leaving the fridge door open five minutes while she wanders around the kitchen aimlessly.
Also, has anyone else noticed how she constantly asks the guys where they're going or what they're doing in a demanding tone?
Also, has anyone else noticed how she constantly asks the guys where they're going or what they're doing in a demanding tone?
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Went to check the cameras and I just really like the lighting in this frame right here.
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Alex is melting down, I've been recording it for the last 45 minutes but I'm tired and I want to go to sleep.
Them putting him in the bottom two was the best decision ever. He's spiraling like a Virginia ham; it's amazing. He can't even believe anyone would dare to vote him off. Someone put his favorite blue Nikes on Simbal's bed and he lost his everloving SHIT. Burts med combo is on point, he's just sleeping straight through it, or at least appearing to. Maybe Burt is finally playing the game. You can't hear him breathing as he had been earlier.
Them putting him in the bottom two was the best decision ever. He's spiraling like a Virginia ham; it's amazing. He can't even believe anyone would dare to vote him off. Someone put his favorite blue Nikes on Simbal's bed and he lost his everloving SHIT. Burts med combo is on point, he's just sleeping straight through it, or at least appearing to. Maybe Burt is finally playing the game. You can't hear him breathing as he had been earlier.
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If she's not a plant, then I bet she stills knows who Sam is or is into edgy humor herself, she did call herself a gigachud on her Twitter after all. She'll probably handle the edginess of the fishtank audience and TTS well.
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He's wide awake now and being relayed the Mizzy diary drama by Alex. He mostly non-reacted. "Why are people upset?" He was too busy loudly chomping about 40 fuckin packs of M&Ms, smacking his lips between every other word. Was legit painful to listen to.
Yes that is a giant pile of candy wrappers behind him that he plowed through in about 10 minutes.
Burt says he's attracted to Mizzy.
He's now sleeping on the floor for some reason.
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He's wide awake now and being relayed the Mizzy diary drama by Alex. He mostly non-reacted. "Why are people upset?" He was too busy loudly chomping about 40 fuckin packs of M&Ms, smacking his lips between every other word. Was legit painful to listen to.
Yes that is a giant pile of candy wrappers behind him that he plowed through in about 10 minutes.
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Burt says he's attracted to Mizzy.
He's now sleeping on the floor for some reason.
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He also interrogated Alex about if Alex is comfortable with Burt being queer towards him and Alex lied and said it was okay.
He also interrogated Alex about why Alexis is upset, and asked if it was because someone called her mom, and asked if someone was outed as being queer. (He's convinced Alexis is a tranny).
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He asked if Alex was uncomfortable with Burt acting queer because Burt somehow doesn't see all the accepted faggotry around him and thinks he's making people uncomfortable by acting gay.
Alex wasn't actually listening to him and was trying to give a peptalk and didn't understand the question at all and was basically saying that ofcourse everyone likes Burt and isn't uncomfortable with him. Alex hasn't actually noticed the fact that Burt had been autismoschizo analyzing the house even though he's had multiple conversations with multiple people about it today.
Alex also has zero awareness that Burt wants to pound his ass.
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What if they have him come on in like week 5 and try to gaslight people into thinking he was the biggest meme celeb of november. like photoshop him with Hawk Tuah and a bunch of other people and just go "he's the zoomer borat!" and really try to get the contestants to play along.
a bigger brain move is to say Kamala won but Trump started Jan 6th on steroids and Sam's husband died in the initial crossfire. See how far the contestants will put up with him going full hell house at that point. Like they should be making a 5 week "narrative" of the outside world just to fuck with these people and be the reason for all the "fuck ups" Like let TTS go crazy and say "oh nazi hackers" or "oh producers want us to make it more appealing to the New America" or other fun shit like that.
they just need to go "oh yeah we're having problems, don't worry just respond how you want, we'll edit all the fuck ups out"
niggers can't take even basic levels of absurdity, the stuff white kids in middle school joke about in front of their parents would send black men into the looney bin. Its why shit like ICarly and other kids show are considered the peak of entertainment, everything after that is too advanced for them.
they kept that shit rerunning on MTV til Dunn died in 2009. and if his parents were shitty enough i could buy them letting a 10 year old watch mtv nonstop
he forgot they were starving.
you've gone without food for 4 weeks, a guy offers you $5000 or some day old fries from mcdonalds, which would you chose? If you notice the fish are being fed a lot more too.
the study was flawed, it works great if you don't have your base needs met, but after that it doesn't matter, every late 90s movie shows that. its why "selling out" was widely mocked but now no one seems to care. "get that bag playa"
They'd have been better off in season 2 offering up fast food or a goon sesh instead of money.
what if she has memory issues from electro shock or something? Thats the only explanation i'd have for even bringing a diary already filled with you. I do know of at least one person in their 30s with years of diary entries but its because they're planning on writing a book about their unique career field.
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WARNING, RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
The Bend Oregon Deep State is trying to kill Jon
The Bend Oregon Deep State is trying to kill Jon
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The amount of restraint shown so far by Sam is nothing short of shocking. He wants to smash things, he needs to smash things. It's taking every ounce of willpower in his TRT-riddled body to not start breaking stuff for fun, but Goran has Sam wrapped around his finger. Trust the plan.
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There are 9 fireplaces.
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When vance dropped Sam's birthday cake, he went into the bedrooms and just lifted things. I caught him grabbing the fan Burt was gonna destroy by the cord and just feeling it's weight. You can really tell he wants to break shit
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Ayoooo trihard7 ma boi
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That fan tease (he also lightly spun it around for a bit) was masterfully done. We all expected him to take that fan and spike it into the floor, wall etc. but Sam gingerly putting it down before rejoining the fish was one of the best teases this season.
Kill ted with fucking hammers