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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Near the end, Jet popped up a producer message saying : "The fun part of this show is watching the train fly off the rails." I hope they are able to pivot correctly. Keeping up the ruse for as long as possible and then just unleashing hell on them will lead to a very short season.

I think they could've been a bit more cautious than they have been. I have to say they have done pretty well and its clear they don't need to actually proactively really do that much when you have Burt wacking it and coming up with 160+ IQ schizo theories about the show and also people like Alex who are clearly not really "all there".

Yeah, honestly I don't know how they will be able to pivot without them leaving. I kind of like that Fishtank is a banned word and that everyone notices that something is fucking off. I could see Binx and Burt staying, but people like Ron and Missy leaving immediately.
I hope they'll manage, but adding people like Fatty or Hassle will make everyone leave.
Imagine production just starting to dump trash.

TBQH I don't really think they even need Fatty or Hassle. Those guys worked in previous seasons and if they just use the same ingredients every single season it will get boring and repetitive for the viewers. Sam Hyde as the showman works well because he really is very versatile and entertaining--he has been a new character on every single season, but he has experience with comedy and doing stand up, most people do not. He is also the showman so he is the guy running the show which means he has a position of authority and the contestants will respect more stupid things coming out of his mouth compared to some guy who joins 2 weeks in.

I feel like Frank Hassle and Fatty are not versatile at all and not capable of being versatile and would just totally ruin the show at this point, the same as trying to pull some of the same stunts they have done on previous seasons.
 
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Black (gay) guys don't need much encouragement - just look at Burt with Ted and Alex.

I think La'Ron wants a piece of ass - he doesn't care that it comes from Ted.

I will say that La'Ron was targeting Ted a little earlier in the evening - he kept saying, "Didn't you see how I snuggled with Ted?"

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It keeps getting worse

 

It would be really funny and interesting if the last 3-4 fish were paid out rewards or take home money based on how many viewers the show got instead of just the allure of the grand prize--the idea being that they would have like a live viewer count in each room and act to eliminate the most boring contestants first.

Would make things a bit more reactive too and also allow production to gaslilght them about certain stupid things. Even if they weren't being gaslit it would also be hilarious because it would raise questions like "why is burt's room getting all the views when he's just sitting in bed?" and I could imagine the comedy of the contestants constantly interrupting his gooning sessions and not understanding what is going on

They'd also modify their behavior a bit based upon it.

Come to think of it, that's actually a change they could make to pivot it more into fishtank zone and also make guests like Fatty and Frank be more palatable.
 
I wish they would lean into the Reality show as an excuse more.

Easy excuse for the weird ass birthday dancers "Sorry guys, we wanted to try something new and weird for that scene, but it was a dud."
"We wanted to include Burt to represent viewers with mental health issues, please just give him a chance."

Shows do weird shit that never makes it to the air all the time. Just lean into the mistakes and give the fish fake "insider knowledge" about the production not being perfect. Their innate "tolerance" will let them glide along in ignorance.
you forget the show is run by retards, I would be surprised if anyone on production actually has ever seen a reality show
 
you forget the show is run by retards, I would be surprised if anyone on production actually has ever seen a reality show
Specifically they should of checked out FOX's fake reality parody shows, especially My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss(I'm sure there is more, but it's been a long time since I watched reality TV) where they gaslit people that they were on a The Apprentice knock off.
 
I don't know why anyone would choose it, but you do you.

It would be really funny and interesting if the last 3-4 fish were paid out rewards or take home money based on how many viewers the show got instead of just the allure of the grand prize--the idea being that they would have like a live viewer count in each room and act to eliminate the most boring contestants first.

Would make things a bit more reactive too and also allow production to gaslilght them about certain stupid things. Even if they weren't being gaslit it would also be hilarious because it would raise questions like "why is burt's room getting all the views when he's just sitting in bed?" and I could imagine the comedy of the contestants constantly interrupting his gooning sessions and not understanding what is going on

They'd also modify their behavior a bit based upon it.

Come to think of it, that's actually a change they could make to pivot it more into fishtank zone and also make guests like Fatty and Frank be more palatable.
It would make them want to stay.
 

I feel like Frank Hassle and Fatty are not versatile at all and not capable of being versatile and would just totally ruin the show at this point, the same as trying to pull some of the same stunts they have done on previous seasons.
I 100% agree with your take. I don't want to see them there. But fatty was seen, I think when they bring in the car. I don't have that scene on hand, but I think I distinctly remember seeing him there.
 
I 100% agree with your take. I don't want to see them there. But fatty was seen, I think when they bring in the car. I don't have that scene on hand, but I think I distinctly remember seeing him there.

He was, the car came in and he struggled to get out.

video: https://x.com/ManletPride/status/1851797796363346185

He also had a super retarded haircut where it looked like patches of his hair were missing and then he did a really stupid looking shuffle, so all subtlety went out the window instantly. If any of the contestants saw it, it would've probably acted to shatter the illusion that the show was at all serious quite quickly.
 
I saw that clip when mizzy saw shady or shody whatever that water bison name was under the bed that was a good idea to add more suspense if they faked something like this and write like "jimmy was here" or anything that makes them go even more nuts they could use it against the fishes.
 
Lol, (Alexis, on Simbal):
"Why the fuck did he come down in a suit? That's so misogynistic."

Disregarding the fact that even out of context, what she said is absolutely retarded, Sam literally told Simbal he has to wear the suit every day until the election and Alexis was standing next to him when he said it.
 
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Anyone want to edit this down to the "I can't breath" part? I can't at the moment. Here's the clip though. 40 seconds.
 
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Brethren,

Today we are gathered here by the holy cause of Ted Hatemaxxing.

Ted is a disgrace to mankind. He is a attention farming, too low to be a beta male, calcium deficit, brittle boned, passive predator.
He lets gay man lay hands on him. He slowly and passively crawls and moves towards the women of the Famous House like the true creep he is.
He has the face of a total disgrace that needs to be punched until there are no teeth left in his mouth.
120 pounds.A poser skater, an absolute creep with a humiliation fetish.

Today we stand up against his faggotry. Today we put a stop on his predatory, theta male behaviour.
I'm currently searching the entire internet for TED's social media handles like there is no tomorrow.

We as KiwiFarms people need to come together. Search as one, move as one and act as one.
Sons of the based! Soldiers of the KiwiFarms!
Will you heed the call? Will you join our great cause to cancel this faggot from the face of earth?

BRETHREN!, BRAVE SOLDIERS RISE UP!, THIS DAY WE FIGHT!

Aurelionx is reporting for duty.
 
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LMAO LaGroid just tried to microwave a plastic plate with a metal fork in it. He did take out the fork, because it wouldn't turn on but he still microwaved his food on the plastic plate.
 
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