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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Production gaslighting them into thinking Ted is in the hospital for broken wrists after a skateboarding accident. He's officially out of the game. GOOD RIDDANCE!
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Morte said:
Has this been posted here yet? I love how his gay lisp and autistic lisp are competing for attention.

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Did he write this? It's genuinely funny. I get the feeling it's supposed to be serious, which makes it funnier. Burt is fucking gift.

They can end the show and just give him 50k to live in that house alone with the computer and I'd watch.
 
Halloween23 said:
So fucking stupid. Kicking the people who will be able to handle actual Fishtank for frivolous reasons.

This is either going to end early in 2 weeks or they're going to trick people into watching an entire season of a shitty low rent Big Brother.
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Ted deserved it. He's gay.

I love Burt edits


 

Only tangentially related but it looks like Daniel borrowed the fishtank idea. Someone said Luke was his artist or editor?

He's done a game show type stream format before but I've never cared to watch so I don't know what, if anything, is different from before.
 
Halloween23 said:
So fucking stupid. Kicking the people who will be able to handle actual Fishtank for frivolous reasons.

This is either going to end early in 2 weeks or they're going to trick people into watching an entire season of a shitty low rent Big Brother.
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Ted knew the show and lied about being unaware of it to get on. He deserved to be pulled.
Mizzy should be next. She was earlier threatening Ben to spill the beans (that the show was live at minimum) and this could jeopardize everything.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:

Only tangentially related but it looks like Daniel borrowed the fishtank idea. Someone said Luke was his artist or editor?

He's done a game show type stream format before but I've never cared to watch so I don't know what, if anything, is different from before.
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Daniel has been running his game show in this exact format for about 5+ years

Luke is his merch artist

I don't believe anything here is Fishtank influenced
 
Halloween23 said:
So fucking stupid. Kicking the people who will be able to handle actual Fishtank for frivolous reasons.

This is either going to end early in 2 weeks or they're going to trick people into watching an entire season of a shitty low rent Big Brother.
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Ted had started to make references to the camera in the same manner which worsened S2.

Aside from the fact that he could potentially ruin the facade of the show at any time, he's also a slimey little weasel constantly fake crying to get sympathy and physical touch from the women.

It's good that he's gone.
 
The Ted elimination was really fucking funny, I'm glad I witnessed it live. You can tell Sam was PISSED that Ted was a mole.

It should be noted in this very thread and/or site chat, Kiwis were calling Ted as a mole from day 1 or 2 when he used the phrase "this joint" which nobody fucking uses unless they're referencing that FT skit. I wasn't 100% sure but I was REALLY fucking suspicious when he said that and I made my thoughts known. The wiggers only figured it out when Ted said "TTS" last night.

Now the vibes are real bad, everyone is quiet, they're all signing a get well soon card for Ted and I wonder if anyone else is going to dip after this. Bad vibes are what killed S2 and I fear we're seeing it again.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Ted knew the show and lied about being unaware of it to get on. He deserved to be pulled.
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If Dunyaye and The Bitchtank girls knew who he was, so did the Wiggers. They're just self sabotaging again.

I don't even like Ted but its obvious that this shit is going to be lame now. Not a single one of these people are going to last if the real shit starts so its just going to be a gay fake reality show the rest of the time. At this point the show is nothing but a gay nigger jerking off and a bunch of histrionic women complaining with no end in sight.
 
The general reaction to Ted's removal (aside from crytank):

 
Blitzsneed said:
Ted knew the show and lied about being unaware of it to get on. He deserved to be pulled.
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Not saying your line of thought isn't somewhat correct but I somehow doubt they ask contestants straight up "do you know what fishtank is?". I'm not even sure how they would try to gauge whether contestants are aware of what fishtank is, but it doesn't take really take a 160IQ schizophrenic cybernigger to figure out that it is being livestreamed (or maybe it does)

edit: I guess that Sam Hyde's tweet saying "he really just wanted to be on the show" makes it more clear that he specifically wanted to be on fishtank and knew what it was.
 
Production: So, us telling to Fish to do hostile things against each other was a mistake, again. We're going to take a day to let them decompress and relax

Also Production: Literally pick up a contestant and run them out of the show.

Truly Neptunian
 
Polyboros2 said:
Production: So, us telling to Fish to do hostile things against each other was a mistake, again. We're going to take a day to let them decompress and relax

Also Production: Literally pick up a contestant and run them out of the show.

Truly Neptunian
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At this rate Burt will have to finish the last 15 days on his own. Just him and Computer and Gayben.
 
I can see the video of Ted being removed from Famous House on Sam Hyde's shoulder and obviously the wrist shit is fake, is there any definitive evidence of why Ted was apparently kicked or best guess? The fans hated him. Was it because he was a do-nothing?

I read on twitter just now that someone says,

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