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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
bookers said:
i thought it asked if you wanted to install it when you opened the site on your phone but idk. maybe it doesnt anymore
it is pretty much the same though, it just doesnt have the browser stuff around it
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That's not a real app then, its a progressive web app.

A real app is on the appstore and the benefit is that you get access to Google or Apple payments. People already have their banking shit setup when its on the appstore so they just have to do a fingerprint scan to spend money so they are willing to spend money way more easily.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Yeah.. for some reason fishtank does it for me. And I don't watch any reality TV. Even despite all the criticisms of S2 I still enjoyed it. I'm liking this season too.

Only shit I didn't watch was blood games and whatever else they did after.

Atleast it's allowed me to detox from DSP content lol
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People really love to hate on the show and the team behind it. This shit cannot be easy to manage, I bet it literally drives them insane sometimes when things go wrong. Shit is meant to be funny and sometimes things are planned very much in advance, but at the end of the day I see it as a funny show. No offense to the fishtank/mde fanbase but there are so many freaks that watch this shit, and that's coming from a viewer of the show. Aside from that, I enjoy it a lot. Not everything has to be that deep.
 
And now Jimmy is doing transvestigations on the girls this season. He thinks Smack is the most suspect of the bunch because she works with trans kids or something.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The fact Jimmy still denies attacking Taylor really is some pussy shit.
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Agares said:
"It was just an act for content you guys!"
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Jimmy has the most incredible way of rationalizing anything he does wrong away, its honestly impressive. Its hilarious to think about all the bullshit stories he tells and then just puzzle out the real world reality of what happened.
The insane mental gymnastics he did after the abi mallet incident might be up there with biggest copes in the universe. I could go off for 5 paragraphs on the insane stuff he has pulled including what he did to Letty and Vance on season 2.5 but ill restrain myself.
Agares said:
And now Jimmy is doing transvestigations on the girls this season. He thinks Smack is the most suspect of the bunch because she works with trans kids or something.
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I got a good laugh when she said "Women AND trans skate group", unintentionally making the distinction between the two.

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Courtesy of the Den PTZ cam operator, rare W
 
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Plasticise said:
Jimmy has the most incredible way of rationalizing anything he does wrong away, its honestly impressive. Its hilarious to think about all the bullshit stories he tells and then just puzzle out the real world reality of what happened.
The insane mental gymnastics he did after the abi mallet incident might be up there with biggest copes in the universe.

I also see the resident jimmy defender is here!
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Jimmy is delusional and narcissistic to the point where he rewrites moments that made him look bad in his memory to fit his own mental narrative. Multiple cameras caught Jimmy hitting Abi with the mallet. She had a bruise from it. Production told him to his face he attacked her. He's able to delude himself into believing all of that is wrong.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Jimmy is delusional and narcissistic to the point where he rewrites moments that made him look bad in his memory to fit his own mental narrative. Multiple cameras caught Jimmy hitting Taylor with the mallet. She had a bruise from it. Production told him to his face he attacked her. He's able to delude himself into believing all of that is wrong.
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He hit Brittany (Abi) with the mallet, Taylor was the girl that he jumped in the face of and screamed "FIGHT ME!" at, no worries as we all get the women he threatens/assaults mixed up from time to time!

BruceOfHeem said:
Jimmy is what I think when I see the word Incel
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Ill have you know jimmy has a body count of over thirty, and he has a 10 inch penis!(i don't remember the exact size he claims he has but its absurd) Jimmy tells no lies, and is not a home wrecker!
 
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Norstein Bekkler said:
I -think- she's 29 going by her socials actually (her senior prom photos are from 2013 and assuming she was 18 then, she'd be 29 now). Smaack and Binx are 32 though. And I think Alexis said she's 28.
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29 and looking 39 works for me, although I do wonder how many years in a row she's been "29". Note how Binx and Smaack both look younger than Mizzy. And Alexis? Probably a liar too.
 
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