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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Burt smooching Alex, them high-fiving, and hugging for the camera.

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I present Manzy. This is not an edit but captured as Sam was showing off the new song to her in the confessional. She had normally been good about keeping her face on but at this angel her true beauty shines through.
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Burt got an orange jumpsuit for losing the horseshoe challenge and Simbal got a drone for winning it that he's allowed to fly in the house.
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
You may have forgotten about Burt. Burt is clearly the greatest Fish of all time.
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They're a dynamic duo but every scene I've seen with Alex is so fucking funny my sides are legit pain. When he's sorry for something, he isn't JUST sorry, he's fucking pleading for his goddamn life. It's like ISIS hijacked the show and they're doing a beheading on the first crackhead they could find. He's at 200% at every major moment I've seen him in and it's a welcome breath of air coming from the first 2 seasons where it was mainly boring until they were prodded into making content or where the crazy people were all one bad moment away from killing somebody or ripping up a passport. Alex (and Burt too) are content! I'm waiting for Jet to fuck this up!
 
Blind Burt and the Innacurate Indian had a competition to see who'd get to 5 3 2 points for about an hour and a half. It was painful to watch, and somehow Burt was tuckering himself out playing horseshoes.
 
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I saw it posted earlier that Mizzy is 4'8'' without her platform sneakers on. Could her weird legs be from some kind of growth disorder/dwarfism?

Binx just asked Alex to teach computer the n-word lol. She also indicated that she's a Trump voter during the election skit. Computer just asked if there's a word they wanted to teach her.
Simbal beat Burt in an arm wrestling match, they were both giving it their all.
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
G told Alex that his shaman mentor told him "do the ssi" and he still doesn't understand what that means.

For those that don't know Sam told an old story on stream about his Brazilian(?) martial arts instructor that told him "do dee ssi" when Sam asked how to improve. Apparently Sam ruminated on what it meant for years until he finally realized he meant "do the exercise".

I am unable to find the original story.
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Shaman mentor bit first with jeet and now with Alex is pure kino.

also "do the ssi" story.
 

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they brought the ventriloquist from bitchtank back.


this guy was super chill and vibed to the bitchtank group well, i really liked him
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edit lol his phone number is on the youtube link do with that what you will.... but this dude is cool.

we have some new dummies
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