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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sam's pressing Alex hard on his age and he's getting agitated.

He's telling a tweaker talltale about how he hates guns but bought one because Houston is rough. I'm sure that home invasion where he fired 4 shots and his pet scared off the burglars totally happened.
 
Alex: "I love my wife, I'd do anything for her".
Ben: "Did you know she called the cops on us?"
Alex: "That psycho bitch."

Holy shit, they're grilling him on his feeder fetish.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Why the fuck is burt in prisoner clothes and being held in the lockerroom as a prisoner? Why are the egirls yelling free burt?
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There was a 1-on-1 wildcard competition earlier where Burt and Jeet played horseshoes with an unknown punishment. The punishment was the prison jumpsuit and being put in the cell. Burt did nothing wrong so they're yelling free Burt.
 
jenna raiding said:
She also mentions an email she was sent during pre-production from a lawyer mentioning the name "Fishtank"
PRODUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT // "Ted treatment?"
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Just as a reminder to people who aren't in the loop. The wiggers contacted multiple contestants beforehand with an email including fishtank.admin. Alex is confirmed to be one of these contestants and now Binx is as well.

That does not mean they have in depth knowledge of the show or previous seasons. They also probably shouldn't be kicked either. Ted was a very special case as he confirmed through multiple references that he knew about the show. Eliminating Fish like Alex or Binx for a wigger mistake probably isn't the best idea, especially on day 11/12. It remains to be seen if they know about the show, but if they do they've hid it really well.
 


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Its Vladi Bby said:
maybe even Symbol. But not sure if there are legality issues there.
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Fishtank rides the line of legality and liability. I believe contestant selection and expulsion are the only skills that the wigger crew really need for fishtank to be a success. Season 1 had times where nothing happened, but it was entertaining because you dropped a bunch of social retards into a room and let people shout racial slurs and sexual advances at them.

With that being said, Signal is a real liability because he's already doing creepy shit on camera. Even though the cast are unaware that they're live, they know production is going to see all of this shit and make it public. Presumably, the Jeet thinks that everything he's done with the women so far is acceptable. I 100% believe this grimy dude would rape someone if he thought he could get away with it. He needs to be kicked off at some point, but not without getting the most value out of bullying him.

And yes, there have been other liability contestants, like Jimmy. The big difference between Jimmy and the street shitter is that Jimmy's worst moments can be partially blamed on alcohol and mental illness. Signal is just a vain, blatant sex pest. There isn't just one creepy moment. There are several.
 
Burt straight up admitting he would rape and murder if there weren't any consequences.
"If I want some pussy? I'll just take it. What daddy Burt wants, daddy Burt gets."
He thinks Alex B would be a freak in bed and would like to tie him up and do things to him.
He wants a "nice sweet little boy" to be his prison bitch.

Burt then flips the switch and says if he wins he's splitting the money with the rest of the cast and not keeping anything for himself.
Sam: "How do you have thoughts about rape and murder and then say that?"

Burt on the "daddy Burt" thing:
"No I don't want kids. Being called 'daddy' by a hot young thing you wanna fuck is sexy. Being called 'daddy' by a child is just creepy."
 
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Burt is in the confessional admitting his ideal role is to play a murderer and child molester. He said if rules didn't exist so many woman would be dead: "What daddy burt wants, daddy burt gets." Burt has his eyes on alex and mizzy. He admits he'll just be friends with alex, but wants more.

I started watching so no idea if this is a new revelation. Chat seems convinced he may be trolling. Burt: "What is evil anyways?"
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
"If I want some pussy? I'll just take it. What daddy Burt wants, daddy Burt gets."
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Telecom said:
Burt is in the confessional admitting his ideal role is to play a murderer and child molester. He said if rules didn't exist so many woman would be dead: "What daddy burt wants, daddy burt gets."
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Burt bros... not like this...
 
Burt only wants to rape and kill as a fictional character... apparently. He also thinks fat shaming is bad.
 
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Is it me or has Burt gotten progressively harder to understand? I can only understand like 75% of what he's trying to say. I'm not sure if it's just me though.
 
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