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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Nigger Faggotson said:
Judging by these reactions, it looks like Sam was right; the fishtank audience really is mostly made up of faggots.
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it's a gay show

lol as i was writing this post, 'randy' made an alt account
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Alex's wigger behavior and utter lack of other prospects in life has me convinced, production will definitely have him back for future projects.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
Sam probably just woke up in the mood to fuck shit up and said "fuck it, we are doing it right now".
These wiggers clearly don't plan too far ahead
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Sam's an introvert, any sustained mode of extroversion on demand wears on him badly. Fishtank is the only time the public is able to witness it, though, because when you're a running a show, you can't escape for a week to recharge your batteries playing Skyrim or Starfield 100 hours straight and then return with newfound monomania. Any downer day with any annoyance has a way of tilting one's decision making in a way that's bound to culminate in boiling over in a radical way towards perceived release.

Sam throwing rice and breaking the TV had the same energy as when he slammed doors and yelled at Jimmy for failure to perform. Like 25% more insane than the occasion should have him. Worn thin, extra tilted, burning it down. Post-reveal, his mood was apologetic, 25% more explanatory than circumstances should have him. Post tilt clarity, salvage mode.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
Sam's an introvert, any sustained mode of extroversion on demand wears on him badly. Fishtank is the only time the public is able to witness it, though, because when you're a running a show, you can't escape for a week to recharge your batteries playing Skyrim or Starfield 100 hours straight and then return with newfound monomania. Any downer day with any annoyance has a way of tilting one's decision making in a way that's bound to culminate in boiling over in a radical way towards perceived release.

Sam throwing rice and breaking the TV had the same energy as when he slammed doors and yelled at Jimmy for failure to perform. Like 25% more insane than the occasion should have him. Worn thin, extra tilted, burning it down. Post-reveal, his mood was apologetic, 25% more explanatory than circumstances should have him. Post tilt clarity, salvage mode.
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I can fix him.
 
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I actually thought these two were going to make it to the end. Sucks for Smaack that she lost any cash made because her half-sister is a retarded cunt
 
Binx, Burt, Alex and Mizzy with a bunch of freeloaders is not the worst outcome IMO. Connor has done more in like two days than Payton has done in two weeks.
edit: shit i always forget the jeet exists because I never listen to anything he says

lmao as I wrote that:
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