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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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thats fair. My point was that the audience has a tendency to flip flop a lot over what they like and dislike.

Also, I am not jet or production, merely a viewer.

Also you're right, I don't have experience on a real film set besides my colleges film sets. My point is that Jet is trying to both run a production while also managing the fish, while trying to keep the show entertaining. When things backfire, he has to scrap ideas and try to think of new ones. It's not the craziest production ever, but there's a lot that they have to account for. I wasn't trying to suck him off, I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt THIS season.
 
thats fair. My point was that the audience has a tendency to flip flop a lot over what they like and dislike.

Also, I am not jet or production, merely a viewer.

Also you're right, I don't have experience on a real film set besides my colleges film sets. My point is that Jet is trying to both run a production while also managing the fish, while trying to keep the show entertaining. When things backfire, he has to scrap ideas and try to think of new ones. It's not the craziest production ever, but there's a lot that they have to account for. I wasn't trying to suck him off, I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt THIS season.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
But what about season 2.6? /sneed

Didn't i say everyone would turn on jet by now?

only they set up the idea of doing this 24/7 for 42 days. they could have easily just done it for a week or whatever or had twice as many people behind the scenes. You're acting like they were forced to do this with the resources they had. ITS THEIR 5TH CYCLE BUDDY, they know how much they can make off the whales, but refuse to increase production quality or hire more people or change shit up. Dont you side with Jet.

Also i can tell you'll never make it in film because 80 hour work weeks are the norm in that industry. If anything reality shows are easier than making any other kind of tv show for that exact reason.

Its almost like a joke how blatant it is, if not Jet himself, some fag from production "i'm in film school" unless its being taught by someone that knows nothing about film he's lying. Even if you're making a short film you understand how shitty the job is but it still ends up looking good. He's also acting like reality shows didn't also have a similar budget to this one while being made, and everyone was being paid union wages for those.
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Punished Borzoi said:
Those are for wartoys which are a money pit for clans. There are only two actual fish toys for the show. I am not counting the dinner or fishbnb which are 7500 dollars and 15000 dollars respectively.
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Huh. Could have sworn there were more earlier in the season. I don't check that often because I don't intend to buy anything, so I'm just price-snooping.
 
burkinoff said:
My point is that Jet is trying to both run a production while also managing the fish, while trying to keep the show entertaining.
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and who decided to delegate responsibilities like that? there's at least 6 people on the crew assign them some fucking roles. beyond that there's stuff like planning out everything before hand. If you managed to see Saturday Night recently about the first episode of SNL, it showed its small crew 3x as much content as airtime and most reality shows have more content than days to get it done. I'm not even talking about arcs, but just events and stuff so no one gets bored. the amazing race crams all those tasks and trips in 2 or 3 weeks. Only Jet decided to keep it going for 42 days.

We even saw in season 2 that these retards were so behind the ball they neglected to feed the contestants, and were wondering why they were so lethargic the entire time. People's favorite cycle of the 5 was season 2.5 where it was a week and a half of nonstop activities and literally the entire season was planned by one of the former admins of kiwifarms and all Jet had to do was run it and Jet's a terrible producer who can't act or think on the fly and wouldn't even be able to handle working on an episode of Impractical jokers much less given a shot at running his own reality show because of how retarded he is.

people complain because basic shit like not treating the audience like Sam treated Marky is what people want. You're new here which is why you sound like such a fag. but you'll be just as tired of his bullshit if you're seeing him act like a big shot for the 9th time in a row.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
and who decided to delegate responsibilities like that? there's at least 6 people on the crew assign them some fucking roles. beyond that there's stuff like planning out everything before hand. If you managed to see Saturday Night recently about the first episode of SNL, it showed its small crew 3x as much content as airtime and most reality shows have more content than days to get it done. I'm not even talking about arcs, but just events and stuff so no one gets bored. the amazing race crams all those tasks and trips in 2 or 3 weeks. Only Jet decided to keep it going for 42 days.

We even saw in season 2 that these retards were so behind the ball they neglected to feed the contestants, and were wondering why they were so lethargic the entire time. People's favorite cycle of the 5 was season 2.5 where it was a week and a half of nonstop activities and literally the entire season was planned by one of the former admins of kiwifarms and all Jet had to do was run it and Jet's a terrible producer who can't act or think on the fly and wouldn't even be able to handle working on an episode of Impractical jokers much less given a shot at running his own reality show because of how retarded he is.

people complain because basic shit like not treating the audience like Sam treated Marky is what people want. You're new here which is why you sound like such a fag. but you'll be just as tired of his bullshit if you're seeing him act like a big shot for the 9th time in a row.
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And yet the show is funnier than anything on actual tv. Cut them a break. Enjoy the show.
 
The women are pissed about the food fight mess and prisoner motherfucking X isn't having any of it. We're in the blame game phase now.
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I'm not even talking about arcs, but just events and stuff so no one gets bored.
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Yeah I get what you mean. Funnily enough, I think season 2 actually did a good job at this especially in the 1st/2nd week. The Christmas list, the storytelling challenge, the detective Cole stuff, karate, gator squats, etc. Then with the reveal of the mysterious room. It was really sad when it started to go downhill because the set design was really good, like the house was actually visually appealing and had soul. The different themes of the bedrooms, the clothing choices, etc. They did a lot of things right in the first week, at least in my mind.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
People's favorite cycle of the 5 was season 2.5 where it was a week and a half of nonstop activities
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I liked 2.5 as well.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
You're new here which is why you sound like such a fag
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I can't tell if you're purposefully trying to be demeaning or not but I think I catch your drift. I'm not trying to sound like I know everything or that Jet is perfect, my point was that up until this point the show has been going quite well. Hopefully they recover quickly and theres less bitching on their end.

Hope you have a good night.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
and who decided to delegate responsibilities like that? there's at least 6 people on the crew assign them some fucking roles. beyond that there's stuff like planning out everything before hand. If you managed to see Saturday Night recently about the first episode of SNL, it showed its small crew 3x as much content as airtime and most reality shows have more content than days to get it done. I'm not even talking about arcs, but just events and stuff so no one gets bored. the amazing race crams all those tasks and trips in 2 or 3 weeks. Only Jet decided to keep it going for 42 days.

We even saw in season 2 that these retards were so behind the ball they neglected to feed the contestants, and were wondering why they were so lethargic the entire time. People's favorite cycle of the 5 was season 2.5 where it was a week and a half of nonstop activities and literally the entire season was planned by one of the former admins of kiwifarms and all Jet had to do was run it and Jet's a terrible producer who can't act or think on the fly and wouldn't even be able to handle working on an episode of Impractical jokers much less given a shot at running his own reality show because of how retarded he is.

people complain because basic shit like not treating the audience like Sam treated Marky is what people want. You're new here which is why you sound like such a fag. but you'll be just as tired of his bullshit if you're seeing him act like a big shot for the 9th time in a row.
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lol. look at the crew list for something like Impractical Jokers: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2100976/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cl_sm (granted it is showing crew over many seasons) but fishtank obviously does not have anywhere near the number of crew. When there is a small number of people, the producer etc generally have to wear many, many hats which is how mistakes and slip ups happening.

The amazing race is edited content, this is 100% live. That makes it a lot harder to keep things interesting and given the nature of the show it probably isn't entirely feasible to keep plans working in the first place.

The show has its faults but they do try and it is entertaining.
 
Mizzy just said "Is that why Burt likes me? Because I have a nice butt?"
LOL I won't post it but there's a picture of it going around on /tv/ and it's pathetic.
I'll just say that the tights/pants/shorts do the heavy lifting, pun intended.
 
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