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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Burt, after converting to Dark Burt that wants to WIN, is essentially fuming about Mizzy because: TTS is gassing him up to and saying she has been plotting against him [she hasn't afaik]; she figured out the show wasn't what they were told early on; she hoards Pepsi (which is his favorite!); and she hoards fruit snacks (which she knows are his favotite!). He took those last two as personal attacks and not just her being a fatty. For people not watching much, they actually had a friendly relationship and Burt had wanted her to be in the Bisexual Love Triangle with Alex. But fruit snacks and Pepsi burned that bridge! Dark Burt Activated!

I love this fucking season.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I just hate how Alex flips on 3 in the therapy session, saying Burt would never hurt anyone, all this shit, but the moment Burt does something a little aggressive? Alex is saying he's scared, he's shaking like the monkeys he raped, Burt's dangerous Burt's a schizo.

Monkeyfucker needs to make up his fucking mind. Burt's never shown any aggression on the show, and he seems to have some real beef with Mizzy (even if he's just getting fed bad TTS). She hoarded all the Pepsi, and it really hurt his feelings. Let him get some of those feelings out, instead of punishing him the moment he loses some composure.
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Burt is an unpredictable 6'4" Ripped Urban Trainer who has been entirely gaslit by TTS and is not listening to reason, schizobabbling about how Mizzy is the centre of a grand conspiracy while yelling and pounding his fist in his hand (after getting amped up from the fish having to fight the homeless prisoners for their possessions). I love Burt, and production need to bite the bullet and overrule/fix the elimination votes if it comes down to it, but if you're confronted with this:
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and are not even slightly fearful for your safety, I'd question your survival instincts.
 
AssignedEva said:
Burt is an unpredictable 6'4" Ripped Urban Trainer who has been entirely gaslit by TTS and is not listening to reason, schizobabbling about how Mizzy is the centre of a grand conspiracy while yelling and pounding his fist in his hand (after getting amped up from the fish having to fight the homeless prisoners for their possessions). I love Burt, and production need to bite the bullet and overrule/fix the elimination votes if it comes down to it, but if you're confronted with this:
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and are not even slightly fearful for your safety, I'd question your survival instincts.
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I'm just mad at how two-faced Alex is. He'll sing Burt's praises, say Burt wouldn't hurt anybody, and then turn tail and cry when Burt gets upset.

retard strength II said:
she hoards Pepsi (which is his favorite!); and she hoards fruit snacks (which she knows are his favotite!). He took those last two as personal attacks and not just her being a fatty.
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To be fair, Mizzy has said that if someone says a food is their favorite, then the other people shouldn't be eating it. It's her stated reasoning for hoarding the food.

If she knew Pepsi was Burt's favorite and she was hoarding it, then she's guilty.
 
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I've never seen such an accurate post.

anliteralidiot said:
I'm just mad at how two-faced Alex is. He'll sing Burt's praises, say Burt wouldn't hurt anybody, and then turn tail and cry when Burt gets upset.
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Alex has no game plan at any given time. He's an airhead who thinks, and in turn talks, in a momentary sense. He doesn't filter his thoughts and will yap his mind about how he's feeling at the moment. He doesn't have any responsibility or authenticity with his actions and doesn't hold any opinions other than how he feels in that moment. He doesn't have consistency with his beliefs and is not very self-aware. He is also extremely agreeable and will read the room and stroke everyone else's ego or say what people want to hear. You can tell he's never gone through hardship in his life and has never had to struggle or self-reflect.

He's the definition of a lolcow. After this season I would assume someone will start a thread about him.
 
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Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think Mizzy actually hoarded the Pepsi. I'm pretty sure Binx hoarded the Pepsi while pretending to be Mizzy, and I'm pretty sure that both Mizzy and Binx have told Burt that multiple times.
 
I don't know if anyone caught a TTS to Burt after telling him to flex on Mizzy but no hitting, maybe this is old but it's the first time I've heard it. Paraphrasing:

You are the prophesy fulfilled that you didn't even know of:

Sir Cum-Flex

Burt "Sir Cum-Flex" Squirt is the destined winner.
 
After his workout this morning Burt went to the kitchen for some popcorn and to seethe at Mizzy. TTS told him to do a mukbang so he was eating popcorn while mumbling about Mizzy and he did a completely unprompted ad for stickermule.com/fishtank.
 
sum ting wong said:
After his workout this morning Burt went to the kitchen for some popcorn and to seethe at Mizzy. TTS told him to do a mukbang so he was eating popcorn while mumbling about Mizzy and he did a completely unprompted ad for stickermule.com/fishtank.
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I saw the wiggers putting up paper near some of the cameras yesterday, they may have put up "ads to say to the camera"-type instructions. Just a guess.
 
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If Burt actually has 160 IQ (doubt), this is a prime example of how being good at predicting the next pattern in a grid isn't that great of a measure when it comes to intelligence applicable in real world. I also wonder how large contributing factors the schizophrenia and autistic hyperfocusing on gay thoughts are in his retardation.
 
AssignedEva said:
Burt is an unpredictable 6'4" Ripped Urban Trainer who has been entirely gaslit by TTS and is not listening to reason, schizobabbling about how Mizzy is the centre of a grand conspiracy while yelling and pounding his fist in his hand (after getting amped up from the fish having to fight the homeless prisoners for their possessions). I love Burt, and production need to bite the bullet and overrule/fix the elimination votes if it comes down to it, but if you're confronted with this:
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and are not even slightly fearful for your safety, I'd question your survival instincts.
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You just don't get it, MIZZY STOLE THE PEPSIS! SHE DESERVES TO BE BEAT BY A LARGE BLACK MAN!
 
There's only been one single elimination in the entire history of this show that was legitimate. There is 0% chance they let Burt get voted out.

Considering that talk they had with Payton last night I figure they've probably already chose her to go.
 
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