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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Neptroon might actually get famous for these stares

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EDIT: they are making Jeff stand there while Burt fantasizes about him

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Just Some Other Guy said:
It shows how little physical activity she does. Clearly has no idea just how many steps that is.
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When is the elimination? That's really not that much if she's got time to do it. The fish probably get a couple thousand just walking around the house all day, and if she spent the rest of the evening just walking laps around the yard she'd probably get there pretty quick. It's approximately 5 hours of walking (~2000 steps/mile with 3mph average walking speed. ~15 miles/30,000 steps = 5hrs).
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
When is the elimination? That's really not that much if she's got time to do it. The fish probably get a couple thousand just walking around the house all day, and if she spent the rest of the evening just walking laps around the yard she'd probably get there pretty quick. It's approximately 5 hours of walking (~2000 steps/mile with 3mph average walking speed. ~15 miles/30,000 steps = 5hrs).
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The Burt by Daylight hide and seek bit made up for yesterday and then some. Production really went full nostalgia with the 2.5 OST too.
 
After the Seduce the Chat challenge (Binx first, Peyton second, Jeff gets Fishbucks for doing a good job), Jet announces the death of a supposed FT crew member he calls Killi. Says that this guy helped with the website a lot and will be missed. Makes a lot of puns about Killi's 'undying support' and how they'd 'kill' to have him back in the speech. He asks the fans to support his family.

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Production then spams a GoFundMe in chat overlay for the family of Akili Eugene. It was around 7k USD when posted and has already gone up to 12k in the past 10 minutes. Looks to be a real a person that just died but obviously not someone who works on the show.

His cause of death?
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Also, Jason asked Mizzy if she had some walking to do while roses were being counted for the Seduction challenge. She took the hint and was downstairs walking in circles while all this was happening.

Edit: I assumed this is a random guy but there is apparently he may well be involved. @Coral Apples posted evidence it on the next page. On an unrelated note, @no-exit found that the same guy was arrested for sexual assault several years ago (I didn't find evidence of conviction or placement on his state's sex offender list). Is this a funny bit that's funneling thousands to the family of some random? Or are the wiggers basically joking about the death of an actual colleague? Time will tell.
 
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