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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
BullfrogBill said:
Alex is now bragging about how he has more money than this show has and he can make his own reality show that will be better than Fishtank after he's out of here. :story:

He also claims he's going to start telling the truth about things because he no longer cares if he is eliminated. That boxing shit broke Alex.
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Alex just woke up and is already challenging everyone to bare knuckles boxing because he can win against anyone.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Alex is now bragging about how he has more money than this show has and he can make his own reality show that will be better than Fishtank after he's out of here.
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If only there were a site that had the knowledge about internet lolcows and personalities that could assist him to make this happen. A "lolcow streamer house" has been mentioned here in the past. I would imagine Jersh could do a better fishtank than Jet. Just get Turkey Tom to host it and you'll have an army of zoomers spending their McWages on it. The only problem would be that Alex would need to be on camera all the time yapping otherwise he'd get bored.

I hope you guys can read sarcasm.

Edit: Holy shit Burt just mentioned that the oldest guy he's had sex with was 82 years old.
 
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Alex is talking to the other fish about how he was considering investing some of his family's great wealth in the show, but now he's having second thoughts about it because of how disrespected he feels by production. Trying to pressure for kid gloves ain't gonna work, Alex. I can't wait for this to backfire.
 
Simon Dean said:
Mizzy youtube from 5 years ago, she used to go by @marissmaye
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This girl is fuckin shameless.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
If only there were a site that had the knowledge about internet lolcows and personalities that could assist him to make this happen. A "lolcow streamer house" has been mentioned here in the past. I would imagine Jersh could do a better fishtank than Jet. Just get Turkey Tom to host it and you'll have an army of zoomers spending their McWages on it. The only problem would be that Alex would need to be on camera all the time yapping otherwise he'd get bored.

I hope you guys can read sarcasm.

Edit: Holy shit Burt just mentioned that the oldest guy he's had sex with was 82 years old.
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You underestimate the depravity and promiscuity of gay hookup culture. Some of their bodycounts would make a whore blush and there's a reason why AIDS hit them hard.

That Metokur stream about the bug chasing community was such an eye opener.
Giant Machine said:
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This girl is fuckin shameless.
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She's the perfect contestant. Fishtank was always about fucking with these wannabe influencer types.
 
Jet just said to the fish that they will want to cook meat for energy as they have a something big planned. Not sure if this was a Binx BTFO because she's vegan or if Jet is just retarded and doesn't know that carbs are the body's preferred source of glycogen/energy. He is fat and out of shape after all so I would assume the latter.
 
Chat overlay claims that Alex's wife is coming shortly. If you don't know, Alex has tried avoiding any mention of her for most of the show. At the very least, he downplays being married. Fans sent his wife (marriage was apparently a few weeks before S3 started) some pictures of him cozying up with female contestants and told her he was acting like an ass on an edgy show. Screenshots show that she told anons she would divorce him.

He hasn't been told that she is supposedly coming, but production has instigated him to speak as if to her. He affirms his love and says he is on the show to make her (and his dad) proud.
 
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