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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
true, but she's still operating under Big Brother rules. She's closer than Burt though, i don't think he's able to conceptualize what is and isn't funny, or even why people are watching.
I don't think Burt has a sense of humor. I haven't seen him genuinely laugh even once. It's not really his fault, though; all the static in his brain probably makes it hard for him to follow the train of thought that leads to humor, and he gets fixated on things which aren't factually correct.
 
Seeing Burt completely lost as if the ball brothers bit is suddenly new had me laughing so fucking hard.
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Oh this reminds me! This is the financial conversation between Alex and his Hog Wife, I cleaned the audio and boosted it:



They are WAY broker than they let on.
 
She was on season 2 as well thats when she originally showed up and where she got the 'content queen' name bc in he audition she said shit like 'im a content queen' but when she showed up on the show she was just fat lazy and disgusting
she was like laying in bed all day saying she was sick and ben came in i think blasting music and yelling content queen content queen!

I'm not positive about this but i think shes a friend of a friend of someone and thats how they found out about her.
she lives in boston so shes from the area and i vaguely remember there being something like there was a photo of her at some birthday party for someone who was connected to the show i just dont remember what it was. something like a friend of nicks cousin or smth like that idk.
I know, I saw her on season 2, never watched Bitchtank and only found out about it when it was over.
 
Ball brothers is one of the best bits of all time. You could out it up again any episode of Frazier, Friends.. Chappelle Show and it would hold it's own.
 
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