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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Nigger Faggotson said:
Regarding the comments about the fish working together and how that's retarded, it makes sense why the fish feel like they have to band together given how this season played out. They're all confused and distrustful for weeks now and the prison episode cemented the idea that external threats are more pressing than internal ones. The only people they can trust even a little bit is themselves, and even then they still acknowledge the game itself requires them to back stab each other at some point.
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Yeah, it is very clear that the rugpull and production playing with reality and what is/isn't the show and many of them even thinking that Alex's wife was a paid actor has ended up pitting the contestants vs productions more than pitting contestants vs contestants
 
I'm recording the interactions between Burt and Frank. This is gold.

"Can I kiss you?"
"Not yet."

"Clean up your room." - Frank and TTS
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
He's assaulting Frank and calling Burts retarded shit out. Not sure what you're on about but he's won a lot of respect from me just today, and I hate poos.
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Oh yes, big respec. Confirm that you can't be hit back then go full sucker bitch and try to whip out weapons while spouting off edgelord one liners.

Big Lion energy for sure.

*Edit* "Don't touch my plushies" Big bad Lion.
 
neger psykolog said:
Yeah, it is very clear that the rugpull and production playing with reality and what is/isn't the show and many of them even thinking that Alex's wife was a paid actor has ended up pitting the contestants vs productions more than pitting contestants vs contestants
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There's obviously some wigger layer to all this that they haven't revealed yet. I kind of get the idea that they have asked the contestants to play a character or act a certain way beforehand. The Jeet bollywood theatrics really betray this for me. However there are a few things I'm sure of - Burt in his entirety, Jeet's fragility, Alex's (PBUH) reactive nature.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Oh yes, big respec. Confirm that you can't be hit back then go full sucker bitch and try to whip out weapons while spouting off edgelord one liners.

Big Lion energy for sure.
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Seeing him kick and punch Frank in B3 was great. It's the nontent that's more of a concern, like the two girls successfully hiding from and ignoring Frank, just waiting for him to go away. That's boring. The show is about testing people and giving them opportunities for personal growth, and seeing people confront obstacles is part of that.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Mizzy has already had a comeback tonight in my opinion. Did you see the look on Dark Burt's face when Mizzy stood up to him and challenged his bullshit? She screamed in his face just like he screamed at her and he couldn't believe it. The audience may hate Mizzy, but she's proven that she has a backbone and doesn't mind being an antagonist so she's far from pointless.

The Jeet on the other hand is obsessed with getting very violent when fucked up, I wouldn't be surprised if that ends up biting him in the ass later on.
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Assuming no wild character development happens and they don't do something different like a threeway-finale from S2, I think we might be building up to a Burt v Mizzy finale. I know a lot of people won't agree or like the thought and it isn't my first choice with the fish we first started with, but I can't see anything else being as interesting with the remaining cast.

e: Maybe Symbol v Burt but I think he might be getting himself kicked soon, as much as production wants him to just leave so they don't have to pay him.
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
Seeing him kick and punch Frank in B3 was great. It's the nontent that's more of a concern, like the two girls successfully hiding from and ignoring Frank, just waiting for him to go away. That's boring. The show is about testing people and giving them opportunities for personal growth, and seeing people confront obstacles is part of that.
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There's no personal growth in acting like a bitch. Simbal has been doing that for a while. With Jobe. With the boxing, and now with Frank. Same shit.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Oh this reminds me! This is the financial conversation between Alex and his Hog Wife, I cleaned the audio and boosted it:

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They are WAY broker than they let on.
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Thank you. Here's a text summary.
  1. Alex's mom sent Jaquelyn $1500 for the bills and Jacquelyn used all of it, claiming it wasn't enough.
  2. "The whole house blew up nigga," meaning they were all arguing back home because she used their last $1000.
  3. She used all of their credit cards, too. Says she paid the bills with them.
  4. Explaining this, she says her account was overdrafted. Alex asks if "she took care of it," I think meaning his mom. "She" didn't.
  5. Jacquelyn took $2000 out of Alex's E-Trade account and doesn't understand or doesn't care about how you lose money doing that. Alex is upset by that and she says he can just put $2000 more in it later.
  6. They have $2000 in the bank "right now" and it's the $2000 she took out of his E-Trade account.
  7. To calm Alex down, she says he get paid "tomorrow" and to relax.
    1. Not sure if she means an allowance or she expects he'll leave the show and collect a fat check.
  8. Alex says he's waiting on his mom to send $1400.
  9. She says she hasn't used her credit cards, implying her cards are fine.
  10. Alex asks how she accessed his E-Trade books and she says "You told me baby, you don't remember? You were like, if you need this- if you ever need this for emergencies..."
  11. Alex then focuses on getting everything reimbursed for their travel. She says the luggage fee was "45," to which Alex asks if she has the receipt. "What receipt? No.. but it's in the bank account."
  12. She says the crew asked her to stay on the show but she insisted on staying in a hotel.
  13. She complains about Alex and Binx.
 
retard strength II said:
Assuming no wild character development happens and they don't do something different like a threeway-finale from S2, I think we might be building up to a Burt v Mizzy finale. I know a lot of people won't agree or like the thought and it isn't my first choice with the fish we first started with, but I can't see anything else being as interesting with the remaining cast.

e: Maybe Symbol v Burt but I think he might be getting himself kicked soon, as much as production wants him to just leave so they don't have to pay him.
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Mizzy and Burt is my ideal pick for final 2 but I've thought since day 1 that they were going to do a Mizzy and Binx finale.
 
Aidan said:
  1. Alex's mom sent Jaquelyn $1500 for the bills and Jacquelyn used all of it, claiming it wasn't enough.
  2. "The whole house blew up nigga," meaning they were all arguing back home because she used their last $1000.
  3. She used all of their credit cards, too. Says she paid the bills with them.
  4. Explaining this, she says her account was overdrafted. Alex asks if "she took care of it," I think meaning his mom. "She" didn't.
  5. Jacquelyn took $2000 out of Alex's E-Trade account and doesn't understand or doesn't care about how you lose money doing that. Alex is upset by that and she says he can just put $2000 more in it later.
  6. They have $2000 in the bank "right now" and it's the $2000 she took out of his E-Trade account.
  7. To calm Alex down, she says he get paid "tomorrow" and to relax.
    1. Not sure if she means an allowance or she expects he'll leave the show and collect a fat check.
  8. Alex says he's waiting on his mom to send $1400.
  9. She says she hasn't used her credit cards, implying her cards are fine.
  10. Alex asks how she accessed his E-Trade books and she says "You told me baby, you don't remember? You were like, if you need this- if you ever need this for emergencies..."
  11. Alex then focuses on getting everything reimbursed for their travel. She says the luggage fee was "45," to which Alex asks if she has the receipt. "What receipt? No.. but it's in the bank account."
  12. She says the crew asked her to stay on the show but she insisted on staying in a hotel.
  13. She complains about Alex and Binx.
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There are people in this very thread who endorsed this retard over Burt.
 
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franks taking the jeets stuff out of the closet, pouring his drink on it and rubbing it in with his foot
 
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