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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I'm dying at the art from tonight
 
For anyone who wants more Xavier, I've started uploading my downloads of S2.5. It's not the best quality, because they're rips of some YouTube stream with <100 views, but it's the most complete rip I've found.
I forgot to download days 1+2, so it starts at Day 3.
 
Dark Burt is evolving into... Gold Burtstriker!

He's going through the anime arc of a collectable monster (Digimon in particular comes to mind). I hope someone has the bright idea of going through all his evolutions.
 
TBH i find very incredible how people like Mizzy and Payton are (supposed) normies and are pretty much going thru with this, i still think that Mizzy got some "Letty" on her while Payton can do the wild stuff but gets angry/sad/defensive about it, while Mizzy (imo) plays the FishTank game better. I know eveeeeryones favorite is Burt, and yeah, he's okay, but he's this season Josie, someone " cute " who does silly genuine stuff while Mizzy is more like Letty, who people also hated and didn't care about her "fighting" her way to the top.
Payton just amazes me in a "how such a normie girl can get so low but still faces it" kind of way.
 
TBH i find very incredible how people like Mizzy and Payton are (supposed) normies and are pretty much going thru with this, i still think that Mizzy got some "Letty" on her while Payton can do the wild stuff but gets angry/sad/defensive about it, while Mizzy (imo) plays the FishTank game better. I know eveeeeryones favorite is Burt, and yeah, he's okay, but he's this season Josie, someone " cute " who does silly genuine stuff while Mizzy is more like Letty, who people also hated and didn't care about her "fighting" her way to the top.
Payton just amazes me in a "how such a normie girl can get so low but still faces it" kind of way.
Fishtank fans really don't like to admit or remember that Letty was hated exactly the same way Mizzy is hated. Since season 1 ended Letty has become more of the poster girl for Fishtank than Josie the Simp Queen ever was and everyone likes to pretend they always liked Letty. I think Kiwi Farms is the only place that will even mention the hate Letty had in Season 1.
 
Frank's a faggot and his bit is bad. I can't say I care about how any of them deal with him, be it hitting or counter hassling or whatever. The audience is retarded for being unable to figure out why a young woman would start hitting a man 4 times her size when she wants to be left alone or why being cornered by men and having them demand your stuff is freaky. Galaxy male brain at work.
 

Has anyone posted this one yet? He said they're going back but he's still pissed at production. He clearly wasn't invited back. He should've gotten there by now right? Either he already got escorted off the property or... idk?

Edit: brief summary
-G wears five inch lifts
-G is only 6'1" and told Alex that he's saving up to get limb lengthening surgery
-weights in the house are fake, G can't lift 100lbs
-G smoked crack (they edited this out)
-Connor rush is still his bro (hasn't seen the Connor apology video)
-People lying saying Laron was paid, Alex is with the real Laron, dw.
-Money, monkeys, etc
-Production threw purses at his daughter's head (now age 17)
-they tried to get his daughter to make out with a 32 year old
-Still have a big bombshell they don't even know about
-On his way to the hotel (he said he's going to the house and then later said they're going to a hotel)
-more dropping tonight
 
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