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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
AssignedEva said:
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Allegedly instead of turning up at the house uninvited, Alex is trying to get people to TTS to get the fish to go "on strike" unless he gets brought back. Although production is still "begging" for him to come back
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If he comes back, he has to wear an Apu (Aladdin) costume 24/7 with an apple stuck in his mouth.

And Simbal has to play Aladdin - he'll nail the role of an upstart, street-rat thief.
 
Frank and Jet have been taking breaks to talk strategy.
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Just wanted to say even though I disagree with some of the takes in this thread this is still easily the best place to talk about fishtank and I enjoy posting with you guys :).
 
Karen Horney said:
Frank and Jet have been taking breaks to talk strategy.
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They're panicking that the Burt arc is organically ending sooner than they wanted it to, so their genius plan is for Frank to just no-show the scene (that he's already been in one take of, where Burt told him he thinks Frank should leave the house) and hope Burt forgets (he will).
 
neger psykolog said:
Jeff was hardcore jonesing for a cigarette and practically begging for the rest of the cigarette that Frank was smoking. Frank smoked as much of it as he could and then stubbed the cigarette on his hand. This has totally pissed off Jeff even more.

If anyone is a hardcore smoker then you would know how bad that is hahahaha
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I think Frank made Jeff kiss his foot to get a cigarette and then denied him the cigarette and said "I lied". He then claimed he was out of cigarettes. Then production brought him a new pack immediately. This has enraged Jeff even further and he keeps switching between being aggressive and trying to beg. It isn't working on Frank and he's just taking more and more advantage of it.

An aside: Frank must be smoking like at least 2-4 packs of cigarettes per day, I rarely see him without a cigarette. As a former chainsmoker (up until a few weeks ago) I hope he quits soon since its pretty bad to smoke that much.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
They've been arguing for control over the schizo for so long I've forgotten why they even need him. Why do they need to take Burt from Frank? Burt hasn't really done anything to them, Frank just fucks with them directly. Do they want Burt to literally human shield secret service protect them from Frank? Are they trying to get Burt on their side cause that's been the goal since the beginning of the show?

Also jet is now telling off Simbal and Payton for assaulting him, Frank is a paid actor with SAGAFTRA or whatever.
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They're trying to pull Burt away from Frank so they can fuck him over and get him off the show. They all still think there's going to be a vote.

Jeet and Mizzy suck at lying to Burt about their conniving behavior because as they're lying they keep calling Burt competition to his face and he picks up on it leading to an endless circle until Jeet starts trying to act tough and fight or Mizzy leaves to go make her kankles larger.
 
neger psykolog said:
Follow up:
I think Frank made Jeff kiss his foot to get a cigarette and then denied him the cigarette and said "I lied". He then claimed he was out of cigarettes. Then production brought him a new pack immediately. This has enraged Jeff even further and he keeps switching between being aggressive and trying to beg. It isn't working on Frank and he's just taking more and more advantage of it.

An aside: Frank must be smoking like at least 2-4 packs of cigarettes per day, I rarely see him without a cigarette. As a former chainsmoker (up until a few weeks ago) I hope he quits soon since its pretty bad to smoke that much.
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I'm honestly shocked Frank never hit the gym, he could be just as big as Sam if not bigger. I'm sure that would help his Hassle routine too, and help him not die of course.
 
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