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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Potentially at least.
strange thing is his house number isn't there. unless maybe its behind one or part of one of these other ones, you can see the addresses on the front of the houses and on this map.
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Also the proximity of that day care center is troubling.
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Jeff and Jobe are handcuffed together. After endless retarded shit talk fueled by Sam and Jets meddling, Jobe is like "well, I have to shit" and Jeff freaks out telling him he won't go to the bathroom with him. Frank helps get them both to the bathroom.
 
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Everyone's watching Jeff chained to Jobe take a shit right now and he's so goddamn mad about it. Thank god Frank forced them into the bathroom in time or Jobe would've taken a messy beer shit on himself, hahahaha. Jeff refuses to wipe him and they're uncuffing them.
 
It's pretty clear they're trying to get rid of Jeff.
He's been adamant in the day earlier about never leaving, but what is his incentive to even stay at this point? doe she have fishbucks or anything?
Connor mentioned being on a day rate so I assume the freeloaders just get paid a certain amount each day they are in the house
 
This makes sense, he likely lives above a tennant. He mentioned his income comes from renting (possibly multiple units) as a landlord.

Also not worried about the day care, he loves geriatrics, not kids.
Yeah, he's expressed an EXTREME dislike for children. He finds them creepy. We don't need to worry about Burt fucking kids. Burt is 18-100+ lol
 
It's pretty clear they're trying to get rid of Jeff.
He's been adamant in the day earlier about never leaving, but what is his incentive to even stay at this point? doe she have fishbucks or anything?
Someone mentioned being paid $300 a day to stay there.

But even if he's not getting paid, he's a homeless druggie so he's never going to leave as long as they're giving him a place to sleep, booze, food, and cigs.
 
Yeah, he's expressed an EXTREME dislike for children. He finds them creepy. We don't need to worry about Burt fucking kids. Burt is 18-100+ lol
The only reason people think Burt is secretly a pedophile is his comment about wanting to play a child molester in the confessional. People took that as a secret admission of wanting to fuck kids. Nothing else he's said or done on the show points towards him being into kids. If you actually go to his twitter or the porn links on his page he's mostly fucking nasty old men.
 
If people can keep baiting alex he would be a good lolcow. My fear is that people will go too hard on him and he just stops posting. And unfortunately he usually just reposts retarded shit instead of reacting to it.

The best way to get content out of him is probably to get him to think that people dont believe all his claims so hes forced to defend it, maybe to create another character like wild randy who is allegedly coming to fight him or is richer than him or whatever. Maybe making fake screenshots between his wife and other people, etc. He kinda believes anything but only takes stuff seriously when he feels like its a real threat to his image
 
Jeff might be drunker than anyone I've ever seen IRL. I'm actually amazed that he can talk properly.

Jet... Send him home.

Honestly it's very poooojy that he's holding hands with a 19 year old. Get him out. Smash it. Sh'es 19 and he's touching her hands and tickling her forearm. Frank for the love of god please hassle him.

Jeff ejection Jet, when?
 
But even if he's not getting paid, he's a homeless druggie so he's never going to leave as long as they're giving him a place to sleep, booze, food, and cigs.

Jeff might be drunker than anyone I've ever seen IRL. I'm actually amazed that he can talk properly.

Jet... Send him home.
Last night they put him in the bathroom alone, I think he's been in solitary before and it fucked him up big time. I recorded a lot of it and he was banging on the door banging with his feet, screaming, asking for Burt to bring him a cigarette. He hasn't been the same since. That coupled with the bag on the head treatment and all the alcohol he needs to go back to his regular life right the fuck now.

Jeff just got ash water in his mouth and he's asking to be paid and to leave NOW.
 
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