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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Jeff kicked three times and and instantly ran out of energy. He's having a breakdown over his hat. He is now muttering he is going to burn the house down. He is crying and spitting.
 
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neger psykolog said:
wtf is ash water? like cigarette ash mixed in water?
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Yes, they were ashing into a bottle of water and poor Jeff thought that he was bringing him water. He poured it down his throat. He lost his shit.

(they gave him a giant bottle of booze, I've been recording the whole thing as usual. I wish it would calm down so I can fucking clip this all down.)
 
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Pissy pants Jeff
 
Yeah Jeff needs to get ejected right now. He's gone off the deep end and is talking about "murdering someone tonight".

Jet's way of calming him down was giving him some cigarettes (good) and a bottle of Jack Daniels (bad).
 
Telecom said:
Jeff kicked three times and and instantly ran out of energy. He's having a breakdown over his hat. He is now muttering he is going to burn the house down.
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So many people have threatened to burn the house down this season.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
Jeff might be drunker than anyone I've ever seen IRL. I'm actually amazed that he can talk properly.
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I mean he blacked out and I think woke up from that and just kept drinking. I saw him in the interview room earlier with Jet and Sam Hyde and his hands were shaking. He also vomited and keeps hacking up/coughing a lot. He's in very poor health and probably an extreme long-term alcoholic.
 
Sorry if the sound is weird or anything, I can't check it'll ruin the current feed.

Frank pours ashwater down Jeff's Throat and he goes INSANE:

 
Day 9 is setting in. Cheap Bill Burr is contemplating his existence.

I want to take this moment to tell you that you can quit alcohol. drugs, whatever. There are very good sobriety cults (me, pm me)that will agree not to do drugs with you today.

Today I will not smoke/drink/etc with you. Sobriety. Even if life is Mizzy, I'll not do drugs with you today. Drugs are bad mm'kay.
 
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