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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I've noticed she "gets it". She laughed at a few unsavoury jokes that your average turbonormie wouldn't find funny or wouldn't laugh at in public. Eg., Sam saying he wants to kill a homeless man and have Payton cave Jeff's skull in while he's asleep. I think she might be smart and therefore careful about what she does/says because it may stick with her for a very long time as she is just 19. IMHO, currently she is more interesting than Josie who did absolutely nothing except stim and be ugly and walk around in circles
Payton does not get it, if she got it she wouldn't have reacted to getting a drop of alcohol on her face in collateral damage by stomping and screeching "I WANT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!" to the wiggers. She did that two days ago.
 
Wtf.. is this shit even real? Burt is ducking behind couches, casting spells while in stealth state.

It's gotta be a bit right?
 
Personally, i hate all of these people and i will continue watching them be pieces of shit, because i am very mati.l
 
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Ben bursts in and screams "WE'VE GOT A TOOOOY" which terrifies burt. (to me he kinda looks like a scared bird for some reason lmao)
 
To be fair on that one at least, it was a mixed drink with rum and it went in her eye. Frank apologised a while after.
Mizzy got a full face of it and she reacted by throwing some back in Frank's face sending him to the basement. That's what someone who gets it would do
 
Jeff is already back to crying and talking about how he's going to burn the house down and leave in handcuffs. He probably should just leave at this point he clearly can't handle being hassled.
 
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'll still smash him in the fuckin' mouth." - Jeff
 
Furt has returned. The lesson of yesterday went in one ear and out the other as Burt and Frank get back together. Frank even let Burt sniff his shoe again.
GAY GUY ALERT!
 
Jeff has been generating pretty much nonstop TTS and SFX purchases lately. If he was gone last night or the day before they wouldn't be making that money.

Not hard to understand why they put in a little bit of coddling and a couple bottles of booze to keep him just a little longer.
 
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