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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Until the 1930s Mexicans were classed as White, then they were reclassed as Hispanic, that's why we have White/non-hispanic and White/Hispanic on fucking Census forms. KEEP COPING HOMIE.
 
Jeff shouted that the porn still says 'gay porn for connor'. I figured they were reusing the porn but it's funny to have confirmation. Ian is being handed piles of second hand gay porn
 
I'm still trying to figure out if the Ian fans liked him ironically or if they were serious.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I'm still trying to figure out if the Ian fans liked him ironically or if they were serious.
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How can you not like someone who tries to make an impassioned, half-asleep/stoned argument about the ethics of saying nigger while being handed dozens of pages of printed out gay pornography on an autistic and retarded online reality show with a 160 IQ schizonigger and a homeless Jeff who gets blackout drunk every 20 minutes and shouts at the top of his lungs about the most stupid shit possible while TTS messages play every few seconds making racist insults against cymbalta and throwing out slurs and insults against people
 
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neger psykolog said:
How can you not like someone who tries to make an impassioned, half-asleep/stoned argument about the ethics of saying nigger while being handed dozens of pages of printed out gay pornography on an autistic and retarded online reality show with a 160 IQ schizonigger and a homeless Jeff who gets blackout drunk every 20 minutes and shouts at the top of his lungs about the stupid shit possible while TTS messages play every few seconds making racist insults against cymbalta and throwing out slurs and insults against people
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A person being someone to laugh at doesn't make them inherently Likeable.
 
neger psykolog said:
How can you not like someone who tries to make an impassioned, half-asleep/stoned argument about the ethics of saying nigger while being handed dozens of pages of printed out gay pornography on an autistic and retarded online reality show with a 160 IQ schizonigger and a homeless Jeff who gets blackout drunk every 20 minutes and shouts at the top of his lungs about the stupid shit possible while TTS messages play every few seconds making racist insults against cymbalta and throwing out slurs and insults against people
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Pretty easily.
 
White guy says the nword, the women flock to him. Mexican man defends the black community from the white oppressors, hugs a gay man with his pants down. This shit is poetry. :story:

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"Jobe we coo an all but don't say that shit around me. If you say that shit again we gon have a problem."
"Nigga"
"Nah y'all can't be saying that shit."
Ad infinitum

Neptunian
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I'm still trying to figure out if the Ian fans liked him ironically or if they were serious.
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It's because he's funny. I don't consider liking someone on Fishtank as an irl endorsement of their character or any of their beliefs, I couldn't care less about their political or social views. You can't deny Ian was hilarious tonight.
 
BullfrogBill said:
It's because he's funny. I don't consider liking someone on Fishtank as an irl endorsement of their character or any of their beliefs, I couldn't care less about their political or social views. You can't deny Ian was hilarious tonight.
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I cannot fucking stand him, but I hate those fucking stoner dudes. They sound brain damaged.
 
Ian is fried. Jeff just showed him a scar on the back of his neck and said someone stabbed him with a bottle or something. "You stabbed someone with that shit?" Ian asks. No, he just showed you the scar you retard
 
BullfrogBill said:
It's because he's funny. I don't consider liking someone on Fishtank as an irl endorsement of their character or any of their beliefs, I couldn't care less about their political or social views. You can't deny Ian was hilarious tonight.
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The situation he created by overreacting to Jobe using the n-word is funny. Ian himself is not funny or interesting. A Mexican thinking he can say nigga isn't a political or social view it's just him being a retard.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
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It was such a masterful loop, one that even rivals kingcobrajfs. Even when Jet was DIRECTLY asking him questions, he could ignore them and just keep going. "Yall cant be doin that shit maan... not okay...maaaan.." "WHO IS YALL... WE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING" "i know he your cousin man but.. naah.. it aint cool man... he cant be sayin that yall trippin". Also Jobe told simbal he did the toilet clothes stuff , mizzie confirms jobe did the toilet stuff (leaving out her cutting his clothes up) and he's still mad at her despite everyone affirming that jobe was the one who did it. Simbal is in full shut-out-everyone mode, just silently eating chips in the corner of the room while trying to give all of them the silent treatment.
 
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