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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Production isn't taking any of the original fish to the confessional for taking their profile pictures, like they are with the new fish. They're already fucking it up, and everyone isn't even in yet.
 
Steinercard said:
Oh god he's going ask someone for sex.
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There's zero chance he even lasts a day. It's kind of an unfair challenge for him in particular - production have extensively and deliberately fucked with his head (as have TTS) so he is basically walking into this with a giant handicap that no one else has.

If he gets booted I really hope production gives him a consolation prize or keeps him around in a hotel to have him turn up on the last day. He really has been the heart & soul of season 3.
 
EenGevolg said:
Production isn't taking any of the original fish to the confessional for taking their profile pictures, like they are with the new fish. They're already fucking it up, and everyone isn't even in yet.
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I don't think they even took all the "new" contestants (newfish) to the confession booth for an interview so far either?
Anyway, it doesn't matter because they will probably just bring in Burt and Co (oldfish) later on so they can talk about their reaction to things so far (it wouldn't make sense to do it as soon as they join)
 
Burt looked super anxious day one too, if I remember correctly.

Also, nobody has any reason to suspect anything. If anybody acts off or weird, they will just seem... weird. Why would the contestants think about plants or anything so soon.
 
Production needs to pull Burt if he starts breaking down. I feel anxious just watching the Fish, I can't even imagine how nerve racking it is for them, let alone for hyperanxious bigpharma victim Burt
 
#lurker said:
Burt deserves to win. The only character worth following. Him being a nervous wreck during FH2.0 is absolute kino.
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I would be happy and content if they just kept up the guise that this is "famous house" for like a week or so, just to have these hyper-turbo normies come face to face with a 160 IQ schizonigger who beats off in public. It would be fucking hilarious.
 
Challenge: Act Normal
Status: Failed
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neger psykolog said:
I don't think they even took all the "new" contestants (newfish) to the confession booth for an interview so far either?
Anyway, it doesn't matter because they will probably just bring in Burt and Co (oldfish) later on so they can talk about their reaction to things so far (it wouldn't make sense to do it as soon as they join)
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They only did it to the guy they immediately threw out, but they had all the new fish go to confessional to take their profile pictures.
 
Burt is by himself in Bedroom 1 method acting to himself.

He's talking about how odd it is not being able to see out the windows and other stuff about the house.

Also, talking about how Payton is the hottest one there and looks kind of young.
 
john oliver enjoyer said:
Production needs to pull Burt if he starts breaking down. I feel anxious just watching the Fish, I can't even imagine how nerve racking it is for them, let alone for hyperanxious bigpharma victim Burt
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I kind of feel like the "oldfish" will work to comfort Burt a bit in private and tell him stuff like "you're doing a good job, keep it up".
If they do it (even if they're not telling the truth) then they're helping out Burt who they've now known for a while.

If they don't: then they're genuine original faggots. Because they all know this particular situation is difficult for him in a way that it isn't for anyone else.
 
neger psykolog said:
I don't think they even took all the "new" contestants (newfish) to the confession booth for an interview so far either?
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The only contestant that had a confession interview today was Brayden, other newfish were there only for a profile photo.

Edit: It's official! Braden eliminated!
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