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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Grim_Autismo said:
Me and some buds were watching that shit in total disbelief. I can understand needing someone to guide you when you're a young woman (been there) but she's 19. She should have that level of handholding at 12. She should be independent by now. And she's gay. It's not like she will get pregnant; she should be standing on her own by now.

Instead, she's some nitwitty handmaiden to pedo groomers, and it's maddening. Then you've got Binx over there proclaiming she's "Kinda queer!" (what the fuck does that even mean bitch? Have you looked at another pussy and had a feeling?) to fit in with Queen Breezy who herself needs to be staked and dragged out into the sunlight by her extensions to turn to ashes for her crimes. Never trust a bitch in a bodysuit and a fucking cowboy hat. Never.

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Queer for women means they got bullied and felt left out in school and haven't let go of their grudge for normal women.
 
8888 said:
Why do Binx and Payton even hate Luke so much? He didn't even do anything to them during the few days he was there except for waking up the whole house with pans, which is nothing compared to the shit they've put up with since.
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Binx doesn't like Luke because he's unphased by her pickme desperation. Payton doesn't like him because the other fish didn't like him. Payton has always been a follower.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Me and some buds were watching that shit in total disbelief. I can understand needing someone to guide you when you're a young woman (been there) but she's 19. She should have that level of handholding at 12. She should be independent by now. And she's gay. It's not like she will get pregnant; she should be standing on her own by now.

Instead, she's some nitwitty handmaiden to pedo groomers, and it's maddening. Then you've got Binx over there proclaiming she's "Kinda queer!" (what the fuck does that even mean bitch? Have you looked at another pussy and had a feeling?) to fit in with Queen Breezy who herself needs to be staked and dragged out into the sunlight by her extensions to turn to ashes for her crimes. Never trust a bitch in a bodysuit and a fucking cowboy hat. Never.

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LOL. Alex B said in a video Binx has the hands and feet of an old grandma.
 
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Jets revenge
 
Alizarin Crimson said:
Luke mogged Signal and manhandled him, left the house completely before it turned into hellhouse and laughed at him from the outside, then came back in just in time to watch him get eliminated after everything he's been through.

I'm claiming this as Total Aryan Victory.
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One of the biggest Ws I've seen in Fishtank.

His face when he looked at the votes and said "That's a good vote!" was priceless.
 
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Assuming he probably had old endorsements, and so began around 2k, he has gained 7k since his return. Burt is still at no1, but has seen some losses, down around 1.2k.
 
KingFrampt said:
If you know his real name (Brandon Hilton seems like an alias surely), you can search NC voter records with just first+last name
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According to his iMDB, his real name is Brandon James. According to whitepages and voting records, I can find similar ages to the people I'm looking for, but I cannot confirm without a shadow of a doubt.
 
Autistic Integrity said:
Burt asking Sam why pedofag is leaving, fucking hilarious
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They fucked up hardcore by having Sam and production try to instigate his removal via social revolution when the show is like 50% women and 50% gay guys (...it's a gay show...) who are all 100% turbonormies.

Sam's moment with Simmons on Season 1 worked because it was unexpected, the show was tiny and the cast were terminally online people. These are now turbonormies (and even then production fucked up because Simmons book was AI generated or written by a ghost writer and he didn't actually write it from what I understand it)

I'm sure they were after that Kino "simmons getting kicked out" moment again but instead we get a whole bunch of (bad) chaos on the first fucking day and Sam Hyde throwing his pack of chips across the room while new contestants watch - they (production) are fucking up the guise of this being a normie reality show that isn't actually broadcast live on the internet real quick.

Sam Hyde & production really should've just done a "silent removal" where they called him down to the basement and pulled the classic "he broke his wrists in a skateboarding accident" move. This is a total fuckup and shit show.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
She is an Egirl, and thus has no values. She knows she will have more to lose upsetting Twitch chomos by calling out faggots grooming kids than by upsetting MDE.
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exactly, the simps aren't worth it, as our jap hooker friend has seen firsthand
TardTech said:
Her twitch fanbase will be built entirely from Fishtank/ MDE fans. She has fucked herself already with the whole high body count and fucking black guys things, along with being a hag and latinx. Now that its evident that she's some level of pedo sympathizer her stocks are dropping fast and she's losing potential orbiters by the minute.
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exactly, being a pedo sympathizer isn't going to be the straw that broke the camels back if you're already fine with her being a race mixing whore
TardTech said:
Though if Luke doesn't walk away with the prize I will be malding in Jets twitter replies for years to come.
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and he'll laugh in your face for it. jet probably wouldn't have a spine either let's be fucking honest.
Halloween23 said:
I think a certain someone who harassed her for being a chud owes her an apology
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Sam would rather side with Brandon than apologize, especially to a fan.
Just Some Other Guy said:
So....think Sam and Jet are ever going to try rando casting again?
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i would hope so, just giving a quick google first. people figured out brandon immedately
LittleHam73 said:
are they actively not doing background checks?
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Sam's wiggers are retarded, what do you think?
 
Everybody wants frank but I think Jobe would also be hilarious. He may look like a pussy but he's not one. He'd shit on these people so hard to their faces. I want a Frank Jobe combo.
 
Hamberger Helper. said:
Binx doesn't like Luke because he's unphased by her pickle desperation. Payton doesn't like him because the other fish didn't like him. Payton has always been a follower.
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Nigga, Payton said she wants him gone next because of his "homophobia". Noone is putting that in her head. Those are her genuine beliefs: Gays=Good so Criticism=Homophobia=Evil. We sentence 18 year olds to death, we can hold the wittle 19 year old accountable for his own shitty decisions.
 
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