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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Burt is back. Prod is worried about his mental health and want him to leave, but Burt wants to stay.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
And you guys thought the chink was a butterface...
Imagine simping for this.
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Not as bad as the season 2 Tay simps imo.
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Burt has returned. Production were worried about his mental health and suggested he leave, but he's insisted on staying. They've clarified that the show is comedic nonsense and not to take it so seriously.
 
I can't believe Binx thought that fingerblasting the moonfaced house bicycle was a good move. Does she think that being "more than a thot" just means to be a megathot? I am seriously confused here.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
How come Binx is in trouble when the beneficiary of the fingering is just up walking around all happy with her boyfriend? Is RiRi an honorary Aryan/Boy(z) now?
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Lily is dumb enough that the rest of the tank doesn't ascribe any agency to her, and thus she is unable to be blamed and can do whatever she wants. Even Binx recognized this and made the *1 brain cell* comment
 
Damn, Burt seriously has memory wipes. Production had to show clips of stuff that happened during the season for him to remember stuff.
 
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Production was showing Burt pictures of Alex B, Teddy and Mizzy - and reminding him of various things that happened (e.g. his freak out at Mizzy, Luke smashing pumpkins).
 
Fecal Position said:
I can't believe Binx thought that fingerblasting the moonfaced house bicycle was a good move. Does she think that being "more than a thot" just means to be a megathot? I am seriously confused here.
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She actually might tbh. It's all she knows how to do and Sam saying to not be "some thot" could have computed in her brain to mean "be THE thot"

It doesn't make any sense otherwise, maybe Burt being the fan favorite made her think being gay and hypersexual was the way to get her simps back.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
If Tayleigh had to shave her head for her minimal missteps these thots definitely need to.
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She didn't have to shave her head, she just decided to. IIRC it was the difference between getting 4th and 3rd.
Halloween23 said:
The worst part is that I guarantee the resolution to this will be:

"Did you have sex?"
"No"
"Did you snitch out prodcution?"
"No"
"Okay binx-chan go be skibidi and have fun uwu"
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I mean there's no evidence she had sex beyond a moan, and I don't think there's any evidence or reason to believe she said anything about fishtank to Ling Ling at all. I don't really understand how mutual masturbation or even finger banging under a cover would be disallowed when regular masturbation isn't.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
Fuck it makes Luke the host from now on. Sam comes in for big decisions like the old WWF president. But it's Luke, hell after Jet refusing to stop wearing child drag show merch I say we kick that fucker off too. And ban child drag enthusiast Nifty
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Jet believes pizzagate is real and still buys all the hype beast shit, he’s just retarded. I think Luke hosting Famous House as a charismatic young guy fits, then Sam can come in as CEO/interference and “take over” for Fish Tank
 
Grim_Autismo said:
I always thought the whole "good goodbye" exit scenes were like how in rough porn they do those exit interviews where the women are happy and smiling and saying "Yes! I did everything of my own free will! I wasn't coerced or pushed beyond my limits at all! I'm not going to sue! No way!" Covering their legal asses, type deal.
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Its low class to not be a good sport to people on their way out, especially if they were eliminated in the game. Honestly how do people not get this? If a contestant is eliminated in the game, not for rule violations or whatever, and you spit in their face and berate them as they leave you look like the small, petty, shitty person.
 
A Distant Northern Land said:
Jet believes pizzagate is real and still buys all the hype beast shit, he’s just retarded. I think Luke hosting Famous House as a charismatic young guy fits, then Sam can come in as CEO/interference and “take over” for Fish Tank
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That would actually be hilarious. Luke could pull that off too, I couldn't see Ben doing it tbqh.
 
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