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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
AssignedEva said:
Burt has returned. Production were worried about his mental health and suggested he leave
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To be fair, I've never felt so bad about a contestant on the show. Let alone a schizophrenic black autistic gay power top. The guy's probably had such a hard life with all the above mentioned. Even his parents sort of disowned him, and despite the disturbing things he says, he really is quite innocent at heart from what I've seen. Hopefully after the show Alex Stein and Luke or whoever can actually take him back to his roots of Christianity. I genuinely think it's the only thing that can save that man.
itogi said:
Damn, Burt seriously has memory wipes
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He learned the technique from his MKUltra programming. I thought it was a joke at first.
 
A Distant Northern Land said:
Jet believes pizzagate is real and still buys all the hype beast shit, he’s just retarded. I think Luke hosting Famous House as a charismatic young guy fits, then Sam can come in as CEO/interference and “take over” for Fish Tank
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Jet is a charisma vacuum and the sooner he realizes his place is in the background or in a red jumpsuit and hockey mask the better
 
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Its come up multiple times now, so its worth mentioning that Burt talked at length about his parents and siblings during the Alex Stein gay conversion therapy session. Burt claims that his mother lives with him and collects disability while he pays for her lodging. He says his brother is also on disability for mental problems. Afaik he never said anything about being disowned by either parent, just that they're very Catholic and obviously disapprove of his lifestyle. Obviously his mom doesn't disapprove that much since she (allegedly) lives under his roof.

The brother is interesting since it would add credibility to his mental disorders, as they are frequently genetic and heritable. I'm curious if his dad is a headcase too.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Its low class to not be a good sport to people on their way out, especially if they were eliminated in the game. Honestly how do people not get this? If a contestant is eliminated in the game, not for rule violations or whatever, and you spit in their face and berate them as they leave you look like the small, petty, shitty person.
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As opposed to everything that came before it? IDK man. You do you. I still think it's trying to end things on good terms as a form of ass covering.

Though I do think they really liked Simbal because he worked *with* production instead of constantly against them and stymying them like some of these fucks, ruining every storyline.
 
They should keep Turbo in the house, just walking around and staring. Maybe even after S3 for bloodgames and bitchtank cuz she seems like a good sport, talks to the audience, gives some updates, doesn't even need to do anything just milling around and hey....she's kinda decent S3 slampig
 
Binx wearing a bald cap and painting herself green for some kind of cosplay only to inevitably lose to one of the girls who just wore a nice dress is going to be funny, especially because she wasn't planning on it and tts talked her into it.
 
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Burt's freaking out because he can't find his coach whistle or sunglasses for the fashion show
 
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