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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Pajeet is trying to goad Burt into a fight. Not because of the reasons he is saying, but because he knows he will win the fight.

Edit: Production has intervened and backed up the pajeet. One of the trans girls dumped a drink on him. House has turned against the pajeet again.
 
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Binx: "There's fish in my hair! I don't have time to clean it, there's always stuff happening in the house. I literally smell. Smell my hair!"

I love her coming up with this excuse not to bathe when she is currently doing fuck all with Payton in B2.
 
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Sky (who had been told to be ratchet) flipped the dining room table. Jet came upstairs and started yelling that if they break certain things they'll get billed for it. "That shit's 20 grand, that shit's 18 grand, price is right motherfuckers. You smash cardboard, you smash glass, I smash the expensive shit". I guess he's still fuming from Alyssa yesterday and the fact that a woman could flip a table he couldn't.
 
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Sky (who had been told to be ratchet) flipped the dining room table. Jet came upstairs and started yelling that if they break certain things they'll get billed for it. "That shit's 20 grand, that shit's 18 grand, price is right motherfuckers. You smash cardboard, you smash glass, I smash the expensive shit". I guess he's still fuming from Alyssa yesterday and the fact that a woman could flip a table he couldn't.
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I think Kawam dinged the "20k chandelier" with a stool or something and that's what got Jet to flip out.
 
AssignedEva said:
Sky (who had been told to be ratchet) flipped the dining room table. Jet came upstairs and started yelling that if they break certain things they'll get billed for it. "That shit's 20 grand, that shit's 18 grand, price is right motherfuckers. You smash cardboard, you smash glass, I smash the expensive shit". I guess he's still fuming from Alyssa yesterday and the fact that a woman could flip a table he couldn't.
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He was demanding towels from production and was starting to remind me of the way Simbal would demand shit from production constantly but even worse. So Luca brought him some gay porn to dry himself off with.
 
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Kawan is explaining he was pissed off at Burt collecting gay porn and was mocking him, telling him not to Burt off - while also mocking Turbo for being a whore (in other words, trying to go for easy targets). Burt apparently got in his face because "how can you criticise a porn star if you watch porn", and now all the women hate Kawan.
He actually seems to be getting increasingly stressed out and the TTS bullying and gay porn may make him crack.
 
<3 norafawn said:
Anybody record Smaack’s live yesterday? Curious how she went with the FT community

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tl;dw she keeps tabs on the show and talks to the other fish. She fears for burt's mental health. Apparently she did have a family member who was in the hospital. She says the show isn't for her but she doesn't judge people who watch it. Alexis and JC were in chat, and CK showed up in chat near the end but smaack mostly ignored her lmao. I had this on passively during the hamster ball bit yesterday so i might've missed something else, but these are the things i caught.
 
I fell asleep mid-Famous Court last night so I missed Alex injecting the baby with TRT, but I have to say that last night really turned out pretty top notch.

Burt absolutely losing his shit during the non-stop donut deliveries while Alex kept asking him inappropriate questions was one of my favorite moments of the season. I've never seen Burt shush TTS before and every time he did I started laughing. Then they introduced the baby challenge again and it only escalated from there.

I think we've reached peak Burt last night. I hope we've reached peak Burt for Burt's sake. This man is hanging on by a thread. A month in and he already seems permanently damaged by his stay in the tank.
 
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