🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[TonySopranoFan57]

What is up with men getting so triggered over being sent gay porn? Is there something else that might trigger this reaction other than secretly being into dudes? Genuine question.

For some being molested or abused for others its just that faggotry is so revolting it gives an angry reaction to something so unnatural and degenerate plus the fact that they are walking disease factories you would have to be retarded to associate with a practicing faggot

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Notice how we can create funny content without thots. Amazing concept

 

[Godmode]

Most men are incredibly insecure in their sexuality and easily baited and triggered by gay shit. They're usually completely emasculated by a parent or relative as children, often in the form of sexual harassment or other abuse. Some are molested and an abreaction is a classic sign of it, but the majority just have other hangups from shitty adults being shitty. Heterosexuality is like 90% performative and 10% liking tits.

Nigger please. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just trolling, not a complete fucking faggot.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Notice how we can create funny content without thots. Amazing concept

People always talk about people like Binx "playing the game" when she does some gay scheming shit. "Playing the game" is being entertaining, end of story. You don't need to fuck with people, scheme, get anyone out, win challenges, etc.

All you have to do is be entertaining like Luke is right now by teaching Burt how to say the n word.

 

[Queesechake]

Most men are incredibly insecure in their sexuality and easily baited and triggered by gay shit. They're usually completely emasculated by a parent or relative as children, often in the form of sexual harassment or other abuse. Some are molested and an abreaction is a classic sign of it, but the majority just have other hangups from shitty adults being shitty. Heterosexuality is like 90% performative and 10% liking tits.

That's a whole lot of words to tell everyone you're a faggot.

 

[BullfrogBill]

People always talk about people like Binx "playing the game" when she does some gay scheming shit. "Playing the game" is being entertaining, end of story. You don't need to fuck with people, scheme, get anyone out, win challenges, etc.

All you have to do is be entertaining like Luke is right now by teaching Burt how to say the n word.

I agree with this to an extent. Jon was the most entertaining in s1 but he definitely deserved to be eliminated for refusing to play the game. I like to think there's a fine balance.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I agree with this to an extent. Jon was the most entertaining in s1 but he definitely deserved to be eliminated for refusing to play the game. I like to think there's a fine balance.

Winning "the game" is being the most entertaining and then transitioning that new found audience into your own career outside of fishtank.

The show is just a bunch of nonsense to give people situations to be entertaining in.

Edit: it's like whose line is it anyway the rules are made up and the points don't matter. Arguing about who should win based on the "rules" is tiring. Jon should've been kicked because he refused to participate.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I agree with this to an extent. Jon was the most entertaining in s1 but he definitely deserved to be eliminated for refusing to play the game. I like to think there's a fine balance.

Before Jon was eliminated he spent time moping around barricading himself in rooms and doing almost nothing. He was extremely entertaining until the handicapped challenge.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

I'm very disappointed that Luke is teaming up with Payton and Binx now, he was supposed to be their enemy and make living in that house hell for them.

Did KingCobraJFS cast a circle of protection on Payton and Binx or something? It's pretty bad when even Luke doesn't want to fuck with them.

Luke has explicitly stated, on multiple occasions, that he was there to help the fish vs. the new fish.

Nah, there's no excuse about lying about men trying to hit her or "assault" her. It's not funny in the slightest and if she wants to stir up shit in the house she should own up to it.

If Mizzy had done that the wiggers would have been on her ass all day fucking with her.

She never said she was being assaulted. She was yapping to the prosciutto guy about Kuwait saying he’d crack a white claw on her. Not “assaulting” her.

 

[AssignedEva]

Binx has been scheming to get an alliance going against Kawan and eliminate him. Tony is secretly on side but doesn't want Kawan to know, and Binkx and Lily have all the girls on side. They send "based Burt" to try and convince "K-dawg".

Fatty nearly ruined this bit by making them move rooms multiple times to try and find the best lighting (and nearly tried to yank them out of B3 to go to the Penthouse). Anyway, Burt tried to convince Kevin to vote for Kawan. Kevin is thus far the ONLY PERSON to remember that eliminations are no longer happening, pointing out "that guy yesterday said there were no more eliminations" and "wouldn't it be based off the losing team from yesterday anyway".
I think the continual gaslighting means most of the fish flat out don't believe that eliminations have stopped, which is also disrupting the normal fishtank atmosphere.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Luke has explicitly stated, on multiple occasions, that he was there to help the fish vs. the new fish.

Funny because he spent most of the time trying to convince Da Boyz to target Binx because in his own words "I don't like Binx, she's a blue haired witch", Sam also encouraged this.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

She also corrects TTS everytime they call it an octopus, it has six legs which makes it a squid.

If Jet didn't fuck up and let his discord friend Brandon on, we'd all be rooting for that autistic pornstar right now. Same way we did with the black autistic pornstar

 

[filthypenguin]

All of production and half the people in this thread don't know what they want fishtank to be.

Production sets up Fishtank 2.0. Elimination is by vote. The game is to get the old fish eliminated by manipulating the new fish into voting them off without realizing that you're an old fish. 99% sure new fish can not win, do not vote them off, it's a waste. Here's Jet's explanation from twitter:

You can’t just directly fight your enemy, you have to convince a bunch of strangers to ice them out for you- and if they find out why you’re out

Production hires a guy they're disgusted with. Binx and Simbal immediately recognize that going against him is a bad move if everyone is on his side, they'll single themselves out. Binx successfully plays the game of manipulation by siding with the pedo and manipulating everyone into voting out Simbal. Production and fans are angry with the fish for playing the game instead of attacking the pedo and losing the game.

Production tells Binx she has to do "something" but not what. Binx ramps up the manipulation significantly. Production and fans are surprised that she's doing literally what she was told to do.

No one tells Payton that voting no longer happens: Only "the boyz" and Binx know. Payton is still "matching the energy" as she was explicitly instructed to do. Production and fans are angry that she's blending in and doing nothing, just as she was told to do.

Every third sentence out of Burt's mouth amounts to "what's going on, this game doesn't make any sense." Production and fans think he's having a mental break instead of telling him what the game is, because production doesn't know what the game is beyond "be entertaining."

The game is set up to eliminate the most interactive fish and reward the most boring and the most manipulative fish, and the three fish that are left are the boring one, the manipulative one, and the guy who locks himself in his room to masturbate as often as possible. Even if you throw out the game mechanics and decide the show is based on resilience to hell house, the "cry in the bathroom" strategy seems to be the correct way to play: crying in the bathroom is boring, and boring fish don't get hassled by production. Production and the fans hate simpbaiting, but they can't let the fans hassle the simpbait into leaving because the simps are the ones buying $15000 worth of plushies.

Is it supposed to be a game of social manipulation? Then Binx is the best fish by a long shot, and that's who the fans were trying to gaslight Sam into kicking. Is it supposed to be a game of surviving a hell house, or making the house hell for your competition? Then Simbal and Mizzy were the best fish, and they let the other fish kick them while the worst fish get coddled.

 

[AssignedEva]

They keep trying to get Burt to square up to that "pussy bitch boy Kawan", but Fatty has derailed the last two attempts by "stealing people" for his unfunny bits. He's currently trying to convince Luke and Payton to let him duct-tape them together for an hour after Production (dropping off a rose) confirmed this wasn't paid for and they didn't have to

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I want TTS/Production to gaslight Burt into thinking Shelby is his DEI replacement for the Netflix adaptation of the show.

Now, you may be thinking, "but Norstein, that's stupid", and you'd be right. But what does our lil' Turbo have in common with our BLACK URBAN RIPPED TRAINER?

#1- ̶S̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶.̶ Nope.
#2 She's Urban. Yep. Lives in LA.
#3 She's ripped AF. (or was in 2023 anyways)

Spoiler: NSFL

#4 She's a personal trainer. Yep.

What about the spicier RAW TOP version of the acronym?
#5 She does/did hardcore raw pornography. Yep.
#6 ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶. No, I checked, see #5.

What about other similarities?

Both were the first member of their respective casts to figure out there was something "more" going on with the house. (Mizzy doesn't count, fuck you, let me have this), and both have autistically rambled at the confession cam about their theories about the house/show.

Spoiler: Turbo's Hotline

the first night the new people were there, she was in the confessional going on about a landline telephone in the penthouse and two toys she found with phone numbers on them, and how she thought if she called the numbers on the penthouse phone she could figure out the mystery behind the house.

Now here's the clincher. Shelby has been dubbed "Turbo" by the fans. Turbo. TURBO. An anagram for.... BURT O. Burt Obeng.... Coincidence??? Yes absolutely, but it's funny.

edit: fuck this shit i cursed turbo

 

[Agares]

Vance just gaslit Turbo into thinking the fake "immunity token" gem was actually the elimination token. And so, the whore got yeeted.

 

[AssignedEva]

They've revealed to Turbo that the "immunity token" they gave her ended up "accidentally" being the "elimination token" ("the immunity token was blue, this is my bad") so she's getting kicked out of the house. This might be because she was hanging out with Kawan in the (broken) jacuzzi and lifting his spirits.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Turbo eliminated! Vance told her that the gem she found on the first day was an elimination token, and he slipped up and forgot to tell her.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Binx successfully plays the game of manipulation by siding with the pedo and manipulating everyone into voting out Simbal. Production and fans are angry with the fish for playing the game instead of attacking the pedo and losing the game.

People need to stop with this cope that Binx only supported Brandon because "it's the game". She privately said to Payton in confessional that she had no issues with Brandon and would have actually posted the Lactacia picture on her own website because "it's not even bad." and the drag fit was "cool". She had no strategic advantage saying this shit, or saying "Brandon I fuck with you" when she was alone after he was eliminated.

And this is ignoring the fact that Sam directly gave her a mission to not support him. She ignored that which upset Sam. Nothing she did was for "the game" She supported Brandon at her own detriment because she feels so strongly that Brandon didn't do anything wrong.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

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They've revealed to Turbo that the "immunity token" they gave her ended up "accidentally" being the "elimination token" ("the immunity token was blue, this is my bad") so she's getting kicked out of the house. This might be because she was hanging out with Kawan in the (broken) jacuzzi and lifting his spirits.

Fuck production fuck Jet this is gay