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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It really feels like jet doesn't even watch the show.
It's 17:30 EST and thus far the only production interaction (besides delivering gifts, but they dragged Jobe back into the basement for that) has been briefly yelling at Kawan, banning the fish from smashing anything, banning the fish from doing a drag competition, telling the fish to stop what they were doing so they could clean the house, and eliminating Turbo in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit. I suspect that it's not just Alex who's left the house for Thanksgiving today.
 
Although I personally loved how this season has been playing out so far(ish). The coddling of the last 5 OGs has been off the rails. Its so obvious to the point I hope its a bit to gaslight the shit out of viewers. Bring back Jeff and his Fall River homies (and Frank).
They've only coddled binx and payton, burt has been fucked with the most all season and both mizzy and simbal were targeted by frank and generally fucked with on a daily basis. Also seems like people are forgetting, but binx opened this door in the flat and went inside, which was supposed to be off limits and she should have been eliminated, but they didn't do it. I remember people saying that she was a production plant because they didn't kick her off.
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They're kicking Star and Skye. Looks like they're kicking all the new cast.
"We want your appearance contained in one episode. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we need you to pack your things".

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Star: "Welp, that's Hollywood. We get one episode. Hopefully it's the best one."
Narrator: It was not.
 
Burt gets "coddled", but only to build him back up for another Burt moment. Which is Fish Tank. But I do see people try to equate that to the coddling Binx and Payton get
 
The activity right now is "sit quietly in the the kitchen while Fatty dances and yells about food that Tony and Sky made"
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They JUST finished a cooking challenge. They're still eating the food from the cooking challenge. That's the activity. Ben also told them to clean the house, so some of them are working on it (sorta).

Fatty does suck all the air out of the room, I'll give you that. Nobody can get a word in edgewise around him. He never shuts up and he tells outrageous lies that nobody believes, not even the dumbest fish. Time to put Fatty away imho.
 
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They've eliminated Sky and Star because they pretended there'd been a miscasting issue and it doesn't make sense outside of one episode
 
I think it's very porn brained of you to think that simply liking a contestant who is female automatically makes you a simp. Not to power level too much but this season has attracted more female fans like myself. She was the only relatable girl this season. I think a lot of female fans were releaved to finally have a girl who wasn't constantly nagging, doing a baby voice, or complaining.
It's also rather telling that all the boys here were rooting for a gay pornstar who jerked off multiple times a day on cam but never got called simps.
 
Just accept they’re handing the W to stinx, we all know it’s going to end up that way.
I’m optimistic, but if they do that without putting her through the wringer, then I’m not interested in the next season.

Jet knows the audience wants them to suffer and for none of them to win. If he ignores both of those wishes, then all he is is a giant baby doing the opposite of what he’s asked for.

I don’t mind Jet having some antagonistic feelings toward the viewers, but I’m not gonna waste my time if Jet can’t keep his baby feelings in check.
 
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They've eliminated Sky and Star because they pretended there'd been a miscasting issue and it doesn't make sense outside of one episode
Retarded. I was looking forward to Star’s reaction to Frank’s return. Outside of Luke, what the fuck was the point of bringing in the new fish? Truly some Neptunian decision making going on.
 
Confusing. Are they kicking out people they don't want to be subjected to what's coming? If Payton and Binx aren't going to be worthy finalists and they see the chat rioting for days about it, maybe they are going to finally dish shit out to make people feel like they earned it with, what, a week and a half left.

Or they're just gonna dish shit out to Kuwan near exclusively. Let's be real.

Guess I'll trust the plan yet again because I am a retard!
 
he wants to sound gangsta but he sounds like fucking wesley willis with all these autistically repeated ad promos lmao
"AIGHT THANKS FOR THE SWEET TOY. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZIPP AND STICKERMULE. ENDORSE DADDY BURT. SUPPORT MY MAN TRUMP. ROCK OVER LONDON ROCK ON CHICAGO. WHEATIES BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS."
 
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