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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 100 12.0%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 191 22.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 425 50.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%
  • Total voters
    835
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The copes I'm seeing about kicking off normies before it gets real CRAZY...
Why wouldn't you want to watch normies face actual hassling? Wouldn't it be so much more entertaining to witness the normie contestants either break or persevere for a chance to win? Instead we're left with the OG's (all of which we already know their reactions under stress) and THE BOYZZ!!!
Why would anyone want 'mercy kills'? Even Frank Hassle understands that entertainment lies in hassling normies, it's his main job
 
Siento Siendo Riendo said:
Why are they leaving through the basement instead of the front door?
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Iirc correctly, if they leave by the front door they have to circle around the house to the garage doors yo get to the driveway, where the Uber will pick them up, so it's more convenient to leave from the garage. Less dramatic though.
 
I really liked Star and it's fucking gay that she left.
It was amazing/funny to have a old black lady in a crazy house just rolling with all this shit.
I have no idea why they would stop that.
 
They would have to be absolute retards to eliminate the content king, but it is jet and his wiggers we are talking about after all.
 
bookers said:
I really liked Star and it's fucking gay that she left.
It was amazing to have a old black lady in a crazy house just rolling with all this shit.
I have no idea why they would stop that.
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I think they pulled her out before things descend into insanity. Chat would've rioted. The fish that's left? They all deserve it. Except for Kevin maybe.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Persia just called out Burt's gem stating "I don't trust it, I don't like the color of that thing."

He might know.
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TTS and Fatty are warning Burt (and Fatty has said red is dangerous) and keep encouraging him to give it away, so all the fish are now suspicious of the ruby. Except for Burt, obviously.
 
Feels like Season 3 is mirroring every other show where they think subverting your expectations is a substitute for quality. At this point I don't even care if they coddle Binx to first place, it means I never have to waste time caring about this garbage again.
 
I guess they must really expect a lot more binx plushies in the next 9 days. then give her the 50k so Jet can join her discord polycule. simptank, jewtank.
 
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