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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
It's hilarious how not seriously everyone takes angry Burt. He'll lunge at Binx and she won't even react to it. He is just so unthreatening at this point.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
So the story was Burt back in college got too drunk and ended up groping someone (probably a guy) at a party. He woke up the next day and realized he fucked up bad and stopped drinking after that. It's fucked up for sure but to call the guy a molester like he's molesting kids is just completely disingenuous.

Weren't you leaving the thread because the show was ruined by the way? What happened to that?
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It's not as simple as that. He kept doing that kind of behaviour when sober. Newfag but hopefully the time link works, if not, 7:02. It didn't stop with him quitting drinking.
 
vena kirov said:
It's not as simple as that. He kept doing that kind of behaviour when sober. Newfag but hopefully the time link works, if not, 7:02. It didn't stop with him quitting drinking.
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He later explained that what he meant by this was he goes to gay bars and hangs out drinking "rum and coke, hold the rum" and waits for gays to hit on him. His "tactical advantage" is that he's not behaving like as much of a weirdo because he's more in control sober.
 
Can someone fill me in on the "Burt is constantly shitting all over the toilet" thing?
I've heard it mentioned a few times, and Binx was bitching about it again earlier. The way I understand it, every day he heads to the communal bathroom (end of hallway cam) and has what is described as "projectile diarrhea" all over the toilet bowl and possibly seat, that he does not attempt to clean up. Multiple fish have expressed confusion as to how he even manages to do this unless he's hovering over the seat. He has done this ever since he got sick (around the time TTS was gaslighting him that someone in the house was trying to poison him [Mizzy, I think was who they said]), and he strangely always does this in the communal bathroom, even when he was staying in the Penthouse (which has its own). Am I missing anything here?

Pic related (and why I was thinking about this):
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Norstein Bekkler said:
Can someone fill me in on the "Burt is constantly shitting all over the toilet" thing?
I've heard it mentioned a few times, and Binx was bitching about it again earlier. The way I understand it, every day he heads to the communal bathroom (end of hallway cam) and has what is described as "projectile diarrhea" all over the toilet bowl and possibly seat, that he does not attempt to clean up. Multiple fish have expressed confusion as to how he even manages to do this unless he's hovering over the seat. He has done this ever since he got sick (around the time TTS was gaslighting him that someone in the house was trying to poison him [Mizzy, I think was who they said]), and he strangely always does this in the communal bathroom, even when he was staying in the Penthouse (which has its own). Am I missing anything here?

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Probably atomic stimulant shits. He's on a tonne of pills including ephedrine according to Sam. I'm sure if you have violent enough diarrhea, it'll get all over the toilet.
Really fucking weird he doesn't like to use the penthouse toilet. Maybe it has something to do with the communal bathroom being smaller/less open.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Can someone fill me in on the "Burt is constantly shitting all over the toilet" thing?
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If you have really watery diarrhea accompanied by bad gas, the shit will hit the water so hard that it splashes back up on the back of the toilet seat and all over your ass. Then, when you're trying to wipe all this liquid shit off of yourself, it's easy to accidentally leave skidmarks on the seat. Also, if you don't make the effort to wipe the crack of your ass above the asshole, you'll leave a big skidmark in the center of the back of the toilet seat. Burt is taking so many conflicting meds and not eating properly, so I'm not surprised he has explosive diarrhea all the time.
 
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