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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Luke: "The mexican guy said you could say the n-word"
 
Thank you wiggers for giving me enough time to cook pork chop bites and clean up before the reveal. Can't watch the gaslight play out on an empty stomach, now can we?
 
It's Joever theory: they ran out of money or were threatened with litigation from one of the people trying to sue the show.

It's never Joever theory: they have found a new location and are having everyone pack up to go to the new area. Schitty or a new house for the finale. The mobile cameras had to mean something!!!

Anyone know where Binx went? Last I saw she was in the bathroom when they were announcing the end of the show.
 
It's an obvious gaslight but how do you bring back Burt from this? He's already fucked up from the show ending now in his mind. It wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't there when the cams get back. The guy has been through enough mental anguish as it is.
 
He also turned to the camera and ended with "AND FUCK YOU... STICKER MULE DOT COM... SLASH FISHTANK..." Burt mentioned a second later that he wanted to say nice things too, but Luke said 'I think they cut the cameras'. Burt still went ahead and thanked everyone who 'helped' him along the way. Alex, Nifty, Alexis, Frank 'for making me stronger', and then a final FUCK. YOU. to binx
Pictures aren't attaching but Burt is refusing to throw a can of pepsi at the wall in a 'fit of rage' prompted by luke because "pepsi is liquid gold'
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It's an obvious gaslight but how do you bring back Burt from this? He's already fucked up from the show ending now in his mind. It wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't there when the cams get back. The guy has been through enough mental anguish as it is.

Just tell him to mind wipe the fake ending.
 
Everyone in the fishtank.live chat is spamming /basement. I did the same and the chat bar now says "Congratulations: you're on the list..." No idea if this actually does something or not.
 
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