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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Even though it's far more boring than the regular show, I could at least tolerate listening to the fish talk with each other, recap the season and give their point of view on different events.

Fatty makes this totally unwatchable, as he always does. The fish pretend to sleep while he begs production for yugioh cards.
 
Where are all the hotel doxers at? Confirmed to be in Texas, got good view of beds, door etc. that can distinguish it. Possibly named Akabara or something starting with Ak/Ab which Burt accidentally blurted out when they got there (I skimmed google but didn't see anything).
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.
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Yeah suffer like being picked on for their unique insecurity until it doesn't bother them anymore and they grow as a person, not suffer like being forced to pretend sleep for hours so they dont have to put up with an autistic man child filibustering.
 
Would it have killed them to buy cards or a board game or a bluetooth speaker or a walkie-talkie at a Walmart on the way to make this more interesting and give ways for the viewers or production to interact with the fish?
 
dreamlander said:
I think the vast majority of the problems I have with the RV arc would be totally solved if production switched out Chris out for Xavier.

Chris is officially the worst thing about Fishtank. The good thing about a stupid, yapping narcissistic contestant (Jon, Jimmy, Alex B) is that they are guaranteed to be fucked with. Chris largely escapes the wrath of TTS although every season each cast is guaranteed to get completely sick of him. Watching him getting messed is always fun but it's poor recompense for him hogging the spotlight being an absolute vacuum of noise. If they want him to be a yearly guest, he really needs to be there for two or three days at most, then kick him out after he's angered everyone and the contestants have gotten their revenge.

He's a genuine detriment to the show, even with the technical difficulties I've been watching the show far less since he's been there. Swapping him out for Xavier would have turned this content drought into a cornucopia.
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I hate that he can't just let people talk, or prod people to get into a conversation for some variety. Xavier could actually be a good social catalyst for content, in 2.5 he was great at engaging people while being funny, avoiding taking over everything, letting people be their own content.
This RV arc has been miserable. It has an edge over staying in the house just by virtue of being different, but it has been nontent as well, so far they might as well have stayed. There is possibility for this to become something, but it remains to be seen.

I think what is most disappointing with the season so far is that once a plan fails there seems to be no plan B's at all, or if there were they just give up. I don't think it has been that bad of a season, but this end is currently shaping up to be a disaster.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
You people wanted the fish to suffer, Chris is there to make them suffer.
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BruceOfHeem said:
we didn't want to suffer along side them
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Sneedifarms said:
I don’t want Luke to suffer :(
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Those are the rules of the game. Luke is still on this show and we're basically just as retarded as him/the fish.
RVtank was really fucking scuffed so far. I had a lot of fun the last four/five weeks, but the literal dead air is rough. Especially since Sneedchat/KF was completely wrecked because of Destiny's urge to suck dick for cock.
 
How can the wiggers not see that the Luke/Burt buddy show would be incredible?

How can they not tell that CHRIS FUCKING SUCKS SO MUCH?? Do they find him funny? Do they find making their product insufferable for their general audience, and even more so considering it can be easily fixed by removing fatty, funny?

Burt and Luke together is so comfy. I think they are warming up to each other also.
 
They should go to two places and two places only:

1. The Heart Attack grill, make sure everyone especially Binx gets tormented. Then promptly leave Vegas.

2. The haunted clown motel in Tonopah (edited bc i googled it) and do Bloodgames there.
 
Fuck you Jet the road trip sucks ass.
And fuck you Destiny you dumb degenerate faggot.
The Burt squirters are acting like the TJ self inserts did in the non sneed chats.
Total Fatty Death
 
Fatty says there's some surprise coming up tommorow but he won't disclose what it might be. "Not crazy in the way you (read: Burt) might think it though" - Fatty.
 
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