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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
There's two cameras up now, but Eagle cam doesn't have any sound.
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One of the few good things to come out of this trip is funny camera pauses.
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Lucky. Binx whipping Cobra cam around is making me nauseous.
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Also, she just showed off some trail mix she's been snacking on. Very calorie dense. Not to dredge up the earlier discussion, but I'd put money on her being a recovered/recovering anorexic.
She's been yelled at at least twice since I've been watching and she still is incapable of recording things other than her busted hag mug unless the secondary camera is taken off.
30 years old talking like a baby, I could hurl.
Also, this bitch looks like the guy from Breakfast Club.
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Ever since the RV trip began Burt has been cracking as if he had been acting the entire time and is starting to break. I never noticed these little smirks until we got the closeup HD RV camera going last Friday, where the smirks were immediately apparent. He's also been making more obvious jokes like "I want the biggest weiner they got... hot dog" and "I just need some meat in me" then acting as if he didn't mean for it to sound sexual. Earlier in the season he said the whole neurotic crazy schizo thing was getting stale (as if he was faking it) and also said he pretended the computer was real even though he knew it wasn't actually AI to be more engaging for the audience. Wish I had clip but this stuff was definitely said. My 160 IQ schizo theory is that Burt understands how weird he is and plays it up for comedic effect, and when the cams went down after the fake ending Burt finally broke character for a bit after he went downstairs. Now that the show is back on he's been hamming it up even harder and starting to break. Also the HD cams give us closeups of his face but so did the PTZ cams so I don't think he's been doing it the whole time.
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Thanks for the new avatar.
 
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