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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jon is now crashing out calling Beau the Beaner a pedophile. Interesting strategy as Jon got caught trying to sext 15 year olds on IG after Season 1.
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I had suggested this before but I genuinely believe a great season of the Tank would be 5 e-girls and 5 repulsive turbo autist guys. Pair them off into couples and make them compete together.
you'd have to be careful otherwise you'd end up with a bunch more jimmy mallet incidents. unless of course that is what you want, then godspeed you.
 
you'd have to be careful otherwise you'd end up with a bunch more jimmy mallet incidents. unless of course that is what you want, then godspeed you.
Letty already did a trial run on the concept with Josh Block along with Trish and Binx with Fatty. It works and would probably be a hilarious mini-season if they could wrangle up enough quality tards and girls for a stupid Bachelor/Bachelorette parody.



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Jet's in the right here, Alex B is content and should come back. As long as they can get him and not his wife, it'll be good. She's a 600lb anchor around his neck though and she will definitely demand to tag along, separating them is going to be tough but necessary.

Dingus was the only streamer who I found really interesting in a "he might be fun on Fishtank" way last night, none of the girls has been interesting, there was one, baldgirl, last night who was yet another Tayleigh clone. Someone mentioned the myg0t cake troll and that's a perfect comparison to this.
Alex B would be great for the next .5 but I don't want to see him return as a fish in s4. imo there should only be new faces and Alex B already had his chance. Dingus would be a better choice for s4's based retard role.

Also, remember when Alex B went to Vegas to shoot and kill Sam? It's kind of crazy they would even acknowledge his existence let alone beg him to come back to the show.
 
This video of Jon spitting on graves like a retard really characterizes Jon's Christianity well

You know I've seen some videos from war zones that are pretty fucked up and I make a habit of not watching them because of that, but the most disturbing one I saw was somewhere like Kurdistan or whatever shithole... a bunch of militants took over some town and went to the local graveyard and started toppling gravestones and desecrating graves. Even though it wasn't violent it was sickening to see and people who screw around with gravesites have "severe problems", it disgusted me so much that it is still one of the videos I recall impacting me quite emotionally.

Absolutely despicable behavior.
 
You know I've seen some videos from war zones that are pretty fucked up and I make a habit of not watching them because of that, but the most disturbing one I saw was somewhere like Kurdistan or whatever shithole... a bunch of militants took over some town and went to the local graveyard and started toppling gravestones and desecrating graves. Even though it wasn't violent it was sickening to see and people who screw around with gravesites have "severe problems", it disgusted me so much that it is still one of the videos I recall impacting me quite emotionally.

Absolutely despicable behavior.
Ummm, farming live schizo's and autists is actually far worse sweetpea. Desecrating a grave site only provides loosh to the demiurge if there are relatives alivethat see and are affected by the footage. Livestreaming a humiliation ritual for your own profit is much more satanic.
 
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