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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
LowlyPheasent said:
I disagree on all of them being duds. For once Alex Stein was pretty good, Frank was hilarious with Burt and Alex B, though he made Alex B crash out which sucked, and the return of Luke was great.
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Luke’s triumphant return and Alex “Diamond“ Stein’s bit were the few redeeming parts of act 3.
 
Alex was better at producing the show than the wiggers, after Burt had gotten stale and was just on loop doing the same shit over and over, he managed to come in and squeeze new content out of him whereas the wiggers were ok with Burt being schizo and farming TTS.
 
I want to see more non-freeloading guests like the puppet guy.

Have some unsuspecting woo hippy lady do the fish's star charts. Guest bartenders in an array of different personalities and characters. Set someone up as a podcaster doing a fake podcast episode one day and interview the fish, make the whole thing super goofy and bombastic with a soundboard like Redbar, have tons of problems with the equipment and tech. Bring Cominos back one afternoon for a boring business seminar that becomes funny like with Jon or sets up story moments like with Vance.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Oh man i forgot about that. Burt being deathly afraid of him and locking himself in the bathroom was peak fishtank.
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Driscoll was Burt's version of Wild Randy in Famous House.
 
Charnel Ground said:
I want to see more non-freeloading guests like the puppet guy.
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They have issues with finding people that are as straightforward and trusting as him , he was a lucky find. They're pretty much relegated to someone who's just doing a character, that knows about the show already. They mentioned on stream near the end of Bitchtank that they tried to hire a sex therapist to come on; she somehow found out about the show then kept requesting more and more money to come on, so they told her to fuck off. Then afterwards she essentially tried to extort money out of them for a few days.
 
Charnel Ground said:
I want to see more non-freeloading guests like the puppet guy.

Have some unsuspecting woo hippy lady do the fish's star charts.
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That is literally how Letty constructed skits, she doesn't like pitting the fish against each other so she wants them to heckle an outsider lightly for fun. Her skit was going to be a gypsy sex therapist doing that woo-woo muh vagina shit with the girls during Bitchtank but she overlooked the part where the sex therapist lady was online-only. She pulled it off with the indian therapist and grinder date guy during powtank though.
 
As I theorized, the "friend" who was supposed to join Letty in Korea is TJ. They are streaming together now and TJ is actually kind of a good addition to the stream because he is a total sperg and constantly says weird stuff unprompted and with completely straight face. At least his hair is back so he doesn't look that retarded anymore. Now he just is.
 
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TJ eating all the bugs and "gross out" food shit during S2 without any hesitation was intrusively memorable. That wasn't a side effect of being malnourished and hungry for 5 weeks, it's just how the boy eats everything by default.

Interesting.
 
retard strength II said:
TJ eating all the bugs and "gross out" food shit during S2 without any hesitation was intrusively memorable. That wasn't a side effect of being malnourished and hungry for 5 weeks, it's just how the boy eats everything by default.

Interesting.
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Don't forget he ate a live cockroach on Powtank:



I think it stems from a suppressed desire to 'get wild'. Same reason he chose to get pummelled Sam.
 
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Chicken showed some DMs from Letty
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Letty just got confronted by Ice for this and said that she just likes to have fun leading him on and dancing with him, that Chicken was cute, they made out and she only wanted to fuck him until she saw that he was trying to fuck other women too. :story:
 
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Blackstar said:
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Chicken showed some DMs from Letty
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Letty just got confronted by Ice for this and said that she just likes to have fun leading him on and dancing with him, that Chicken was cute, they made out and she only wanted to fuck him until she saw that he was trying to fuck other women too. :story:
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That's called truth dripping and Letty is a fucking slut
Good job, Chicken, you spread your super AIDS to two idiots now
 
Blackstar said:
Letty just got confronted by Ice for this and said that she just likes to have fun leading him on and dancing with him, that Chicken was cute, they made out and she only wanted to fuck him until she saw that he was trying to fuck other women too. :story:
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It got worse. It has now come out that she pulled his dick out but so far it apparently didn't go further. They're being chatty and wanting to party together again too :story:
 
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