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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
jallsballs said:
Did Alex already leave?
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He's there for another few hours is what he mentioned. The whole Sardine Tin thing will end tomorrow evening (they're probably do a cell to end it) - unless it collapses before this.






He ends this saying he's gonna do shit - which he really didn't... he really just mostly kept himself out of it and smoking weed obviously.

The Jess girl he mentions was his guest and not a hit with the other people there and was most likely uninvited (no specific reason was given why she left I believe). Added to the tension.

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I Am Not Really said:
He's there for another few hours is what he mentioned. The whole Sardine Tin thing will end tomorrow evening (they're probably do a cell to end it) - unless it collapses before this.

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He ends this saying he's gonna do shit - which he really didn't... he really just mostly kept himself out of it and smoking weed obviously.

The Jess girl he mentions was his guest and not a hit with the other people there and was most likely uninvited (no specific reason was given why she left I believe). Added to the tension.
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lmao at aperture's fat guy crocs in the color of old potatoes
 
The ZK said:
the airBNB they're in has been found amongst chatters, some of the users in chat and other streamers taunted them with this info.


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Streaming anything like FT or ADL at a vacation rental is a great way to speedrun an AirBNB ban. Those cleaning and repair fees will suck up any profit they make. That is, if they're not doing it for free.
 
Somebody made a website with links to all the VODs / clips from Ice Poseidon's Japan trip, and the image for Letty gave me a good chuckle (note the hairy armpits).
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I do not believe this has been posted yet but Alex is currently in a streamer house and last night he was the drunkest person I've ever seen and could barely formulate English.
 

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Alex B has been getting very touchy with one of the girls at the fishtank spinoff show 'Sardine Tank'. Expect to see him with a black eye on his next solo stream.







Alex B's Wife Responds! Divorce Inbound???
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Bonus I - Aperture crying over people being mean to Jet. He knows him! We don't even know him!


Bonus II - Burt kino from Saturday's stream
 
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Regarding Aperture I just wanted to include some examples of how he runs his spin-off to highlight how little he understands about the show he spends thousands on each year, fishtank. I don't know if Aperture is really the one in charge but it seems like he is. He's definitely funding it and calling shots. Some people have said that some tranny is the one running the show so maybe Aperture and them (idk if its a pooner or a troon) are working together.
  • When TTS was spamming Alex B with birthday songs and Binx stuff, or making fun of his wife, producing the only content the show has created in a week by making him flip out, Aperture turned TTS off to "give the contestants a break"
  • When a girl, Brookie, was going wild over needing a lighter, smashing things and calling everyone niggers for hours on end (creating content), Aperture put her into a room called "the crashout room" as essentially time-out so she would only produce content in there by herself.
  • Aperture floated the idea of making that same girl who has been the only one doing interesting the only elimination of the show because she's causing too much drama.
  • When Alex B was going absolutely nuts the first night he arrived whoever was running the cameras kept shutting them off to avoid showing Alex B embarrassing himself
  • Whenever something goes wrong or Aperture gets too stressed out he bitches at the audience before smoking some weed. Neptunian. It seems like he's more interested in LARPing as a wigger/fishtank contestant than actually putting on a show.
  • There's a sense of camaraderie amongst the former stream stars who make up the cast and they all seem to just want to hang out and get along, loathing any drama. I don't think any of these people understand fishtank which is probably why they all auditioned for it.
  • In other news Alex B wrestled Fish last night and won easily before telling Fish how big his balls were for fighting him.

I wanted to get more clips and summarize more of what happened yesterday but my network has been on the fritz. If Alex B is still there I will do that today. Alex B was kind of boring yesterday but Brookie was tryharding in a way that made life hell for everyone else, despite never having seen fishtank. Good stuff.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Does anyone here actually regularly browse those threads? They're so insanely bad and absurdly fast while basically nothing gets discussed. Genuinely some of the worst /tv/ threads i've ever viewed and generally speaking /tv/ was one of the better boards.
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I am only here because 4chan is dead, you guys basically don't talk about any of the interesting lore and don't really follow anything, pathetic. Might as well not even have a thread.
Who knew KF were the only people retarded enough to actually watch streamstars and s3 fish streams.
 
disabledUserHacked777 said:
I am only here because 4chan is dead, you guys basically don't talk about any of the interesting lore and don't really follow anything, pathetic. Might as well not even have a thread.
Who knew KF were the only people retarded enough to actually watch streamstars and s3 fish streams.
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You should also neck yourself just to be safe
 
skrod said:
how he runs his spin-off to highlight how little he understands about the show he spends thousands on each year
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Is he running an actual fishtank or just a content house just to pass the time? There is a big difference, contestants for a show act far differently than just randoms looking to hang out. The few screenshots and tweets I've seen of it just make it look like its a frat house environment with them doing "challenges" now and then for fun.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Does anyone here actually regularly browse those threads? They're so insanely bad and absurdly fast while basically nothing gets discussed. Genuinely some of the worst /tv/ threads i've ever viewed and generally speaking /tv/ was one of the better boards.
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I liked browsing /ftl/ on /tv/ during a season at least. It is a nice source of screenshots or small clips. I like the dumb energy of it all.
At times there would be some info dropped that had some relevance but I find it appealing just as a spectacle.

I really think that all the secondary community stuff is about 50% of Fishtank's appeal. Getting immersed in all the retardation.
 
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