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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
neger psykolog said:
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edit: lol all this niggers posts in this thread are under 240 characters - go to twitter and stop complaining about effortposts on a fucking forum you retard
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I enjoy effortposts. I even enjoyed some of yours in the past. But you are terminally online and sperging in every damn thread and you clearly love the smell of your own farts a bit too much. It has gotten to the point where it is annoying reading your shit. You are literally shitting up threads, and many users have told you so. I will now mute you but you should know you are too annoying not to say something, and we are on a forum full of spergs and autists.
 
The red head chick has a FAT fucking ass.

Not sure why production doesn't get a power rack instead of the bench setup they get everytime. It doesn't take up much more room and you can do everything with it. They can be cheap as fuck too.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
This cast is very active so far. Unlike previous seasons they aren't completely relying on production to facilitate activities.
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S2 and 3's cast were downright lethargic at times. One of the good things about casting these autists is they can be entertaining without needing too much tard wrangling from production.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
This cast is very active so far. Unlike previous seasons they aren't completely relying on production to facilitate activities.
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I think one of the nice things about the S1/S4 house is it is not very big, so they're sort of forced to interact. S2 House was great for this too in the first few weeks but the layout was more confusing. S3 house is too fucking big.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think one of the nice things about the S1/S4 house is it is not very big, so they're sort of forced to interact. S2 House was great for this too in the first few weeks but the layout was more confusing. S3 house is too fucking big.
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Still wish they had carpet and foam or something on the walls to make it less echo-y.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
S2 and 3's cast were downright lethargic at times. One of the good things about casting these autists is they can be entertaining without needing too much tard wrangling from production.
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It's very well balanced. Angie, Rachel, and Freddy will melt down over nothing. Daniel is willing to be mean for our entertainment, but is clearly unused to being an aggressor, which is endearing. Areah and Drench are chatty enough to fill downtime but act as a soothing presence and don't get in fights. Jin acts weird. Ellie's there.

It's tempting to go full autism and make spider charts of their social capabilities.
 
Big Brother 101 said:
Yeah Mudkipcorn understands what I was getting at. Sam is the boss of MDE and basically surrounded by employees and sycophants. Even Nick is paid by Sam to go on PGL. He never has conversations with people who aren't there to glaze him up to some degree.

I'm not sure I can recall a single occasion of anyone giving Sam major pushback on a show or podcast, and Nick usually just backs down whenever there's potential for disagreement on a significant issue.

Occasionally there are moments where Sam's self-awareness briefly kicks in and he wonders whether he might not know something, but it is always swiftly dispelled by him assuming whichever possibility will best suit his preconceptions, and then him plowing on regardless.

Tbh I could write a whole long-form essay on the numerous ways in which it manifests itself, from releasing content speaking confidently about topics on which he's clueless (eg in a recent Sam Hyde Show episode saying that yoga will "leave you messed up"... ), to the numerous hypocrisies and flaws in his proclaimed politics and general world view going unquestioned and without critique. He speaks to a lot of impressionable people, and often in an irresponsible, unchecked fashion.

It's less of an issue when focusing on making comedy, but becomes more so when playing podcaster / "journalist" / guru.
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I understood it to be a parody of other right-wing grifters. Most of them are that way, a main host who says random bullshit that may or may not be true, and any cohosts just nod along. Fits most of them.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think one of the nice things about the S1/S4 house is it is not very big, so they're sort of forced to interact. S2 House was great for this too in the first few weeks but the layout was more confusing. S3 house is too fucking big.
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I honestly really like S3 house if there are a lot of people. It was funny watching people break up into factions and fuck each other over and it helps people to fuck with others without being discovered. I guess you could argue that the reduces the risk whereas the reward stays the same, but still. Also, we wouldn't have the penthouse gooncave if it weren't for such a big house.
 
Director cam jumpscare jfc
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The way Rachel summons people with her hands and gives stage directions to people around her enrages me.
 
burkinoff said:
I honestly really like S3 house if there are a lot of people. It was funny watching people break up into factions and fuck each other over and it helps people to fuck with others without being discovered. I guess you could argue that the reduces the risk whereas the reward stays the same, but still. Also, we wouldn't have the penthouse gooncave if it weren't for such a big house.
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If they are doing a Famous Neighborhood/ Season Throwback theme, where we go through all the houses ever two weeks, but the time we get to Season 3 house in the last two weeks, the at best 3 people we have left is going to be pretty spread out.

Unless it's Famous House 3.0, maybe this time with a plan that doesn't suck. I still think it was a good idea except for the instructions they gave the Fish(be boring and try to get the other Real Fish voted out). Being a deranged lunatic, every Famous Fish you get to quit is 5 Fish bucks, would create a better dynamic than having them try to act normal again.

Also real quick my feeling of the Fish and their potential Arc in the house:
  • Drench is Final Three both in my wants and what I expect. If she gets too lewd I could see Production rolling her hard, but as long as she keeps that whore mentality to debasing herself for challenges and not risking pornography liability for the show, she can go far.
  • Arye, I'd want to be a Final Three but see him burning out after getting pushed too hard by production midway through. He might be deranged enough to power through it
  • Angie, early season crash out, more Meg than Summer. Would like her to get on the fish's nerves longer, but I think she'll bounce as soon as the going gets tough.
  • Rachel, Fat, will stay past her welcome, even if that's the second fish out. See her throwing a huge shitfit when she finds out the production do not see her as an equal.
  • Jin, wildcard, I could see him being the first fish out to the winner. I can see the sexpest bit running out quick and there being nothing else to him.
  • Freddie, not in for the long haul, hopefully they can keep him for some major freak outs
  • Daniel, I don't find him interesting, see him making the later half of the show though.
  • Ellie, would be interesting to see her come out of her shell, but probably leave with out drama early on.
 
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