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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Production racing to do laundry before Rachel took like 30 minutes to kick hers down the stairs, I dont know why its so funny.
 
Production racing to do laundry before Rachel took like 30 minutes to kick hers down the stairs, I dont know why its so funny.
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Hate to say it, but I do agree with Jet, at least in terms of how bad the soying out is. Every time Angie says something about a previous season I want to smash her head with a rock.
But I don't think this season is irredeemable, lots of good personalities here. And yeah I also don't know what Jet expected with getting fans. Here's to S5 being normies again.
In addition to casting fans, they're doing a throwback season at the S1 house, so, by Jet's design it's going to be meta - it's retarded to do something the way production have, and expect the fish to not behave the way they are.

I'm enjoying the cast from this season a lot, and think it has to be the strongest start to a season, but I find it alarming that they're so out of ideas that they're having to do a throwback season already.
 

Piggy sees someone sleeping or trying to relax and her first and only instinct is to immediately wake them up and irritate them.

Remember everyone would have been in bed and asleep night 1 at 10:30pm if she hadn't woken Freddy out of a sound sleep and unleashed him back on the living room.
 
I find the meta stuff kind of annoying too, like Jet, but I don't understand why there's not just a rule to not talk about past seasons. Seems pretty simple to me. You brought on a bunch of fans to the season 1 house and allowed them all to talk about their history with the show and even let a self-proclaimed superfan on in the form of Rachel... What do you think is gonna happen? Just tell them they lose a fishbuck or will be sent home after a warning or two if they keep talking about other seasons.

I'm liking Freddy and DeeWrench the most because they don't know much about the show and can just actually have a conversation about anything, and not be insanely self conscious about their popularity.
 
For some reason it feels like the wiggers and Sam aren't in to it at all.

This is literally all I've wanted since season 2 ended though. Just throw a bunch of freaks in a house for 6 weeks and let the chaos ensue.
Because both Sam and Jet love retarded "big concept" shit "that makes a comment about things", though both would deny it if asked directly.
Once whatever half-baked over-complicated ideas they have fall through; "70s cult S2" "Reality show fame S3", they get really salty, pull shit from their ass and blame the contestants when it sucks.
To a certain extent, they don't get what they have created and how it works best because both have tremendous egos and thin skins.
 
Jet walking through living room "whos 20 dollar bill is that?"
everyone "thats rachels"
jet pockets it and walks off
freddie "yo buy a 12 pack with that"
 
Because both Sam and Jet love retarded "big concept" shit "that makes a comment about things", though both would deny it if asked directly.
Once whatever half-baked over-complicated ideas they have fall through; "70s cult S2" "Reality show fame S3", they get really salty, pull shit from their ass and blame the contestants when it sucks.
To a certain extent, they don't get what they have created and how it works best because both have tremendous egos and thin skins.
It's kind of fun that its never fully competent, otherwise it'd be boring.
The cast selection looks pretty solid and there's a lot more character I think with these people than in previous seasons so maybe that will help with shit.
 
Rachel refusal to participate = 100%. Why does this bitch think she can avoid all challenges AND get special consideration? The fucking jumpsuit zipped, it fits, nobody expects you to look good in anything except a grave, you fat sow.
 
Rachel is a walking commentary on America's mental health crisis. She's probably been in therapy for most of her life and it's done her more harm than good.
She was destined to be a burden on society, but therapy has made her entitled on top of it.

I hope she falls down the stairs.
 
Rachel is a walking commentary on America's mental health crisis. She's probably been in therapy for most of her life and it's done her more harm than good.
She was destined to be a burden on society, but therapy has made her entitled on top of it.

I hope she falls down the stairs.
I guess her rat-cunning kicked in because she decided to wear the damn jumpsuit. Now telling Angie fairy tales about her imaginary boyfriend who's totally cool you guys
 
I guess her rat-cunning kicked in because she decided to wear the damn jumpsuit. Now telling Angie fairy tales about her imaginary boyfriend who's totally cool you guys
I totally have a boyfriend! He's just in another house in the famous neighborhood... you dont know him...
 
I just don't understand the rummaging. She's constantly digging through her suitcases like a schizophrenic homeless bag lady. Like, which combination of eccentric pieces will result in the perfect outfit to finally fill the hole inside her?

I hate Freddy but understand why he moved out of that room. Her mental illness is just strewn over every square inch of flooring. Pick up after yourself you fat fucking slob. You're not participating in any challenges, you have literally nothing else to do.


Edit: now she's under the bed. Now she's doddering by the stairs. Clomp clomp clomp here she comes, guys. Make way! Clear the couch! Here comes Top Gunt!
 
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