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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Can someone explain how the alcohol delivery system works?

They have to ring the bell to get a single beer? When do they just drop off a case or a handle? Freddy is useless unless he's munged up, but I get it's better content to string him along beer by beer.

But it's 5 oclock, time to get shitty. Let's go.
 
Can someone explain how the alcohol delivery system works?

They have to ring the bell to get a single beer? When do they just drop off a case or a handle? Freddy is useless unless he's munged up, but I get it's better content to string him along beer by beer.

But it's 5 oclock, time to get shitty. Let's go.
freddy gets a single beer every time he rings the bell but I don't think they do it for anyone else lol, it worked once for daniel I know but after angelica tried to she got beef'd. Like most things here I think they change the rules around it whenever they want lmao
 
Can someone explain how the alcohol delivery system works?

They have to ring the bell to get a single beer? When do they just drop off a case or a handle? Freddy is useless unless he's munged up, but I get it's better content to string him along beer by beer.

But it's 5 oclock, time to get shitty. Let's go.
Somebody can correct me if im wrong but i believe that the first night he asked what the beef bell was and got told it was a beer bell. So he used it and got a beer. Now he knows its a beef bell but uses it as a beer bell. It cracks me up every time lol
 
Can someone explain how the alcohol delivery system works?

They have to ring the bell to get a single beer? When do they just drop off a case or a handle? Freddy is useless unless he's munged up, but I get it's better content to string him along beer by beer.

But it's 5 oclock, time to get shitty. Let's go.
Freddy as an alcoholic has a special beef-bell rule that it may be a beer instead.

In general alcohol has been brought in under more control, making sure to not be left around. Ellie cant drink (underage) Rachel claims to be an ex alcoholic (probably a lie).
 
Have Aryeh and Rachel chilled out? Or are they both still crashing? Areyeh looked pretty rattled yesterday for some reason
 
Freddy as an alcoholic has a special beef-bell rule that it may be a beer instead.

In general alcohol has been brought in under more control, making sure to not be left around. Ellie cant drink (underage) Rachel claims to be an ex alcoholic (probably a lie).

I still can't bring myself to believe Ellie is 18.
Partly because I can't imagine they didn't vet her, and partly because she seems at least 5 years older than Angie.

Also, under 21 contestants on the Real World drank all the time, they just had to do it in red cups or whatever. I'm sure they could find a way for Ellie to drink if she wanted, even if she isn't of age.
 
Angelina is "single" but carries around pics of her and her ex, which she showed Freddy.
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BPD's and complicated, undefined relationships, man.
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I hope Keltec's screws aren't as loose as Angelina's.
 
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I still can't bring myself to believe Ellie is 18.
Partly because I can't imagine they didn't vet her, and partly because she seems at least 5 years older than Angie.

Also, under 21 contestants on the Real World drank all the time, they just had to do it in red cups or whatever. I'm sure they could find a way for Ellie to drink if she wanted, even if she isn't of age.
She certainly looks 18 in my eyes.

There is some legal ambiguity since Ellie is 18 and has agency over herself, however there is a difference between documenting an 18 year old drinking and production supplying the drinks. MTV had Viacom money, Hyde does not.
 
Can someone explain how the alcohol delivery system works?

They have to ring the bell to get a single beer? When do they just drop off a case or a handle? Freddy is useless unless he's munged up, but I get it's better content to string him along beer by beer.

But it's 5 oclock, time to get shitty. Let's go.
Schrodinger's beer. Sometimes when you ring it you get a beer, other times you get a beef. You don't know till you ring it. Wiggers can alter it to suit the content demands at the time. Sometimes a beer is funnier, sometimes beef is funnier.
 
I still can't bring myself to believe Ellie is 18.
Partly because I can't imagine they didn't vet her, and partly because she seems at least 5 years older than Angie.
They knew she is 18 but they probably didn't realize that she was just finishing her Junior year in high school and will be a Senior in September. Ellie is an emergency casting in under 24hr before the show started so its not surprising they didn't get the time to dig into her past.
 
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