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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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atriskteen420 said:
I was completely sick of Burt’s shtick by 3 weeks in and with Rachel it’d probably be sooner. I don’t want her to leave necessarily but the show can’t keep putting so much focus and resources on her.
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I was very happen to see Ellie get the "Finge" fishtoy thing they have coming up since it means they are not focusing solely on one fish which they have done in past seasons. I dont think its a real Finge since they told her it cost double what it really does and its probably just some friend of theirs coming in to mess with her but still it shows that the wiggers can have more than one thing going on at once.
 
Fishtank is autistic summercamp, if you fail to make freinds in that youre truly lost.
atriskteen420 said:
Although, Korn sucks ass.
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no it doesnt you suck ass
atriskteen420 said:
Trolling her isn’t even entertaining IMO
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Arye had his peak moments tonight. Him not knowing how to open condiment bottles and her helping him do it so he could sauce her was great. Two dogshit opinions in a row, keep it up.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
That's kinda just how girls text lol, don't think this looks bad at all

Just shows how retarded Jimmy is to hype this then post it
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Its not just how she texts, she talks like that normally, go compare those text with the way she was talking to Daniel during the 1v1 mini-cell challenge. Stuff like 'Daniel you stoic little creature" as she was walking around him in circles with the chain.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Fishtank is autistic summercamp, if you fail to make freinds in that youre truly lost.

no it doesnt you suck ass

Arye had his peak moments tonight. Him not knowing how to open condiment bottles and her helping him do it so he could sauce her was great. Two dogshit opinions in a row, keep it up.
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Areye not knowing how to do the most basic things isn’t specific to Rachel and not content that would disappear without her. And Korn fucking blows.
 
Yeah Aryehs whole schtik before fucking with Rachel of laying in bed saying his stomach hurt was peak dude.

and theyre either going to play turh or dare or spin the bottle in b4, autistic summer camp.
 
Seth seems chill, not particularly interesting but willing to do stuff for content. He told Sam he really wants to win the money, hopefully he'll lock in and go hard on challenges.

I like that he wore stripes to match the theme.
 
Sam pitched Extreme Peace to the audience and Direnc called out Sam Hyde as being a gay name :story:



also @cohle can we get a !mints command?
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else_letter said:
Sam pitched Extreme Peace to the audience and Direnc called out Sam Hyde as being a gay name :story:
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The best part is that they already kicked someone for fucking with production but didn't actually tell the fish why he was kicked, and now basically everyone is continuing to fuck with production. Freddie literally reached into Sam's pocket and stole his candy after being threatened with a kick to the head, Direnc called him gay multiple times, Daniel rolled his eyes at him, Rachel is Rachel. Even Aryeh threatened to pour water on Sam and probably would have if Sam hadn't swatted it away. I bet they think Jin got kicked for being a pervert.
 
Stox at the end of Day 5.
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  1. Direnc - 387
  2. Freddy - 361
  3. Ellie - 321
  4. Aryeh - 319
  5. Daniel - 293
  6. Seth - 290
  7. Angie - 265
  8. Rachel - 170
 
My theory is that they are trying to replicate season 1 in multiple ways like cast (fat woman, guy with a lisp, adhd girl, pervert, etc). They wanted a contestant to kick like Simmons so Jin was their choice.
 
So for those of you who can't tune in to the livestream, they're having a sleepover where all the fish have to sleep in the same room in a (audience voted) "superbed"

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And Angelina is having an autistic meltdown due to having to sleep next to other people.
EDIT- Apparently Angelina promised her abusive ex that she wouldn't sleep in the same bed with another guy as one of her conditions for going on the show. (Thanks @Aidan)
 
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Secondary Secret said:
And Angelina is having an autistic meltdown due to having to sleep next to other people.
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Angelina currently freaking out having to sleep in the same bed as other people knowing her boyfriend is going to beat her ass
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She promised her abusive ex that she wouldn't sleep in the same bed with another guy as one of her conditions for going on the show.
 
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