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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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aryeh explaining why daniel has to aid him in attacking freddy
 
Who the fuck can sleep like this? Explains that posture.

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*Edit* Nvm, apparently wasn't sleeping. Came back for a glance, saw that, assumed he was doing something retarded.
Honestly looks like a normal shit-faced drunk, or incredibly hungover sleeping position to me.
Daniel at the start of the season seemed like he had potential to be a real dog of a competitor. Now it seems like he's just an awkward autist who can't grasp that this is a competition after getting signed out multiple times. Dump daniel coin, it's all downhill from here
I hated Angelica (honestly can't tell what her name is anymore) the most and thought Daniel had potential, but I'm honestly not sure anymore.
I still hate her, but I do think it's funny how she humiliates him sometimes. I think the problem isn't even him being a pathetic incel. He just kind of has to choose a lane whether he's dark Daniel, or a cute welfare case.
Yea, but don't do any "violence" she doesn't directly condone, or she'll lecture you and moralfag for hours/days about it.

Honestly, just push the fucking button.
I really liked Direnc at the beginning. I don't mind her opinions in itself, but her moralfagging ist just completely arbitrary.
Not gonna lie, seeing Rachel leave the way she did drained all the motivation to watch the show live at this point. What was the point of all the coddling if that was just how it was going to turn out? She defined the vibes of the house (aside from Jin leaving) for an entire week and no justice is served? No plan by the wiggers??
Technically it would have been fun to see her hassled, but does anyone really think she would have stayed for even a second, of things got to uncomfortable? She had to be coddled for the stupidest shit. It never would've worked out. It's one of the situations where I don't blame production. I also really liked Ben's backrub bit.
Isabella Janke mentioned. Ellie defo a farmer. Quick, check the BP for recently inactive accounts.
Complete conspiracy theory, but to me she comes off as a lolcow.farm user with some kiwifarms knowledge.
Now Aryeh is displaying fujoshi tendencies. It's like I wished on a monkey's paw for a guy that likes Evangelion, Sondheim and yaoi
Please explain this!
Why did he do his cameo on a weekday?!

When did Freddy shower the last time? He looks insanely greasy.
 
Nick Fuentes is going to be on Fishtank according to Sam on the Hodgetwins podcast
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if this is true, we're probably not going to see Aryeh eliminated today. think about it, they were originally going to have Gavin on to press Aryeh over the Proud Boy stuff, but probably replaced him with Nick because Aryeh has also mentioned not liking Nick Fuentes.
 
That'd be funny but Sam likes and respects Nick and has worked with him before so I think Nick will actually appear.
Maybe they want him as a replacement or supporting/side act for Alex Stein.
It would be a great way for production to ruin the entertainment prospects of Fishtank even further because there surely aren't enough political shows out there already (that's assuming they get Alex Stein on at the same time and based on my own assumption that they would all then start sperging about politics)
 
i havent been keeping track of the candy situation very well, but i hope production manipulates it so that Ellie is removed. everyone is good, but shes by far the most nontent. hate Angelina all you want, but it will be much funnier to see her get tortured + she does more
 
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