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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I thought last season we all agreed that eliminations where the audience/fish get to influence it were bad for the show because everyone who actually did something had a target painted on their back

As much as we shit on production I'd rather they be rigging it behind the scenes (like most reality shows do) so the interesting ones last longer than the nontent. Has Ellie even done anything memorable besides be in high school and wear a hi-vis vest?
 
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My thoughts on the remaining competitors so far and my thoughts on week 1 now that it's officially in the can:
Week 1 was pretty strong, only one bad day, the Jin elimination day, and even that day started good until Jin got booted which threw it off a cliff. There was another day that was pretty boring but besides that every day has been strong and had at least one really interesting thing happen, it blows S1's first week out of the water. We often forget how S1's novelty helped us through the boring parts so much. S4 doesn't have that advantage so they have to actually entertain and they've done a pretty good job of it so far, despite Jet. A lot of the time I got the vibe the fish are treating this like a frathouse to hang out in and not a competitive reality show, which has hurt the show as without stakes there's only so far "making content" can go. Last night seemed to turn that around though, we'll see how it goes moving forward. I think S4 week 1 stacks up favorably with S2's first week.

Competitors:
Aryeh: I find him pretty entertaining, he's a weird sperg, he's both very gullible but he can also kill content when he doesn't buy the bit, like when they printed out r/spongebob and he immediately declared it fake and that killed the bit. I think if he could control his autism enough to be a good sport when he senses a gaslight and still goes along with it he could be really funny. As is I still like him though. He's not winning.

Daniel: I would have been happy to see him go last night, I suppose he could turn it around and stop being a raped faggot but my hopes aren't high. I just think he's too retarded to naturally have an arc even with Angie gone now. He was good until Jin got eliminated and now he's too scawed to do anything. Da Waped needs to go.

Direnc: Easily the strongest competitor so far, she's not entertaining in the funny content generation sense that Aryeh or Freddy are but she's highly aggressive and competitive, and her performance in competitions and dominant nature produce the exciting competitive style of entertainment and make the challenges feel like there's stakes, which has until last night been my main complaint about the season so far. She can easily boss around the weaker minds and demonstrated great leadership skills leading the charge on Angie that did ultimately result in Angie being eliminated. She also has a short temper (she got it from her brother) which can be exploited for content. She's final 2 material.

Freddy: Freddy is content. Hopefully his brain isn't mush by the end though. Freddy is easily the most entertaining fish so far, everything he does is great. Jet did this whole "we're only casting fans you guys, normies suck" thing but Freddy is by his own admission not a fan, just a normie whose friends made him audition for the show and he only knew the basics of the show before going in, and it's not even close, he's the best. As long as he doesn't keep getting hurt and they can properly manage his alcoholism, Freddy is going the distance.

Ellie: Boring nontent. I find it funny that her and Seth (who I'll get to) were the last-minute replacements and they're easily the most boring fish. People will point to Ellie sneakily stealing candy but 1. hardly anybody noticed because of how she blends in (it should be sneaky enough the other fish don't notice but not so sneaky that the audience also misses it), and 2. it didn't even matter because Direnc won the most candy challenge anyway. Unlike Seth, at least Ellie is a pretty girl so she can farm simp bucks while doing nothing, but she's just taking up space. She needs to step it up quick, but she won't because she's an 18 year old girl and 18 year olds have no life experience. I can see Jet keeping her around because he wants to fuck her though.

Seth: I've shit on Megan from S2 for being boring but Seth has finally taken the crown. At least Megan peed in a cup that one time, Seth is so boring he doesn't even do that, he just blends into the background and might as well not be there. And that's how I can sum him up: if he had literally never been on the show nothing would change. Case in point: he put a trap outside B3 to slip up anyone who tried to take Angie's candy, but he was the only one who slipped in it, and most people didn't even notice it until after it had already happened. His presence changed nothing and if he hadn't been there it would make no difference to the Angie wape party. Seth is also the biggest MDE fan of the cast, yet he's the most boring. Huh. Weird!

Also, 5/6 of the competitors' first names start with one of the first 5 letters of the alphabet. Interesting.

Angie having all her shit stomped, mounting a last-minute bid to get her candy back, and Freddy being just slightly too late to help save her was a big moment and it felt for the first time this season like the show has stakes and it's a real competition. I hope they can keep the momentum up. All of the other associated candy craziness like Aryeh saying "I have a knife" not realizing how bad that sounds to everyone but him was entertainment icing on the competition cake.
 
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Jet did this whole "we're only casting fans you guys, normies suck" thing
jet's perception of normies is fucked and ruined the s3 casting. he ended up with theatre kids and fag hags when he wanted dudebros and sluts.

now, the best contestants on s4 are a raped variation of an OF thot and literally safe sleazy, and his prize hog left, his literally me autist bros are floundering(hard-carried by aryeh being actually funny and chat's "gay blood meridian thing" hyping him up), and his token discord girl was the first elimination.

truly neptroonian
 
Personally I thought yesterday kind of sucked. Mints promised tons of "challenges and activities" and instead we got production spending the majority of the day sleeping and the fish spending the majority of the day in freindtank mode, occasionally broken up by Daniel being a sperg or Angie getting jumped by 6 people 11 different times. I was way more entertained and engaged basically every other day in week 1, and the wrong fish got eliminated. Should've been gay boring stoned Seth.
 
Earlier tonight, Ellie said she might leave soon because the candy challenge got too intense and she didn't like to ganging up on Angie.



"I don't know if I'm built for the tank."
Nice casting Jet, got another JC who's too nice and walks.
 
One thing I like with this cast compared to S3 is that the fish mix with each other where as S3 it was all the women and fags making one giant crying hugbox group which in turn targeted the remaining male fish who had to be worried about a large group going after them and voting them out.
 
Never heard that before to be honest. more reason to hate him

Bro just go look at the OP of his thread and that isn't even 1/8 of the insane retard shit that Nick has done or said. It's actually really out of date. Sam Hyde did some colab video with him back in the day. If Sam helps the test tube homunculus, brown pedophile protecting, pedophile endorsing, catboy fuck wanna be FAGGOT that is Nick nowadays, Sam deserves to be Markyposted into the grave.
 
The only e-celeb grifter faggot that I'd ever be okay appearing on the show is still Alex Stein, a person with actual reality TV background and has actively improved the show multiple times with his appearances.
 
Earlier tonight, Ellie said she might leave soon because the candy challenge got too intense and she didn't like to ganging up on Angie.
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Nice casting Jet, got another JC who's too nice and walks.
God this bitch is useless.
Despite spending the last 3 days turtled in her room hugging her bag Rench at least did something after Sam threaten to take away her shit 1 fucking hour before elimination.

Boring girls. Boring friend tank. None of the guys will see her as the prime target despite her leading (artificially) on stox while making no content.
But also we are only 1 week in so there is that.
 
God this bitch is useless.
Despite spending the last 3 days turtled in her room hugging her bag Rench at least did something after Sam threaten to take away her shit 1 fucking hour before elimination.

Boring girls. Boring friend tank. None of the guys will see her as the prime target despite her leading (artificially) on stox while making no content.
But also we are only 1 week in so there is that.
Wrench actually caused everything that happened yesterday. I know your gimmick is fuck women but she directly caused all of Friday's content. The real issue is Ellie and Seth. They both do nothing. I haven't seen Seth do a single fucking thing yet he had a huge fucking bag of candy. Ellie I get, the retards in the tank fill her bag for her and she guards it. But Seth is just straight up male Payton. Dude even spent the late night/early morning crying about being a virgin from "nowhere" Ohio. This absolute faggot is probably just Jet's Discord friend who asked to be on the tank, which would entirely explain the weird sudden ejection of Jin to make room for him. We're now down three fish on day 8.
 
Seth is just straight up male Payton. Dude even spent the late night/early morning crying about being a virgin from "nowhere" Ohio. This absolute faggot is probably just Jet's Discord friend who asked to be on the tank, which would entirely explain the weird sudden ejection of Jin to make room for him.
I think Seth is more Brian. Just a boring loser (coincidentally the biggest MDE fan in the tank, hmm) with nothing going on and no personality who just sits there. He reeks of being friends with Jet like you said. He's wallpaper and should be replaced with a freeloader (one who doesn't suck) ASAP.
 
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