🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Kitty Cat Man]

ellie had huge potential but she's having second thoughts because she doesn't wanna do anything bad or mean and get hashtag cancelled and not get into college
seth is just an awkward faggot, hopefully he stops being an awkward faggot and does something

dan is genuinely retarded and can't lock in when he needs to. do-nothings can be eventually coaxed into being do-ers, but tards can only fall deeper into their tarded ways, which seems like it'll be funny with aryeh and gay and lame with dan

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

I think Seth is more Brian. Just a boring loser (coincidentally the biggest MDE fan in the tank, hmm) with nothing going on and no personality who just sits there. He reeks of being friends with Jet like you said. He's wallpaper and should be replaced with a freeloader (one who doesn't suck) ASAP.

I'm so fucking glad we lost a Fish who was paid in stolen fishbucks to do dirty deeds which yielded immediate content in the form of a Direnc beef for Seth. So cool. Neptunian. Goranian even. I like this season but as hands off as the production wants to seem they just can't help but be actual retards about it. Fishtank is just as much about them as it is the fish. Normally the production of a show aren't characters themselves.

 

[Teridax]

Earlier tonight, Ellie said she might leave soon because the candy challenge got too intense and she didn't like to ganging up on Angie.

What is with these people signing up for a reality show and not expecting reality show type shenanigans? Like forget Fishtank and MDE for a second, this is just standard fare for normie shows.

If they really want to get fans, they need the interesting ones. Think of like IP2 freaks or Streamstar freaks who will do anything for a spotlight or attention. Not people who cry over the slightest bit of bullshit on Week One. At this point when Frank shows up I can't see many of these losers lasting 20 min.

 

[rdctd]

Just weird that so many people are trying to come up with reasons why what Sam said isn't true. Nick on fishtank would be hilarious whether you love him or hate him.

Sam lies. The entire point of the show is to lie and gaslight. That's a huge reason to not believe them.

Also, Nick Fuentes is a non-White, catboy loving faggot grifter.... or did we all forget the kwami the catboy shit, and anyone who supports him here or elsewhere, should kys.

You should kys either way though.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Think of like IP2 freaks or Streamstar freaks who will do anything for a spotlight or attention. Not people who cry over the slightest bit of bullshit on Week One. At this point when Frank shows up I can't see many of these losers lasting 20 min.

The issue with this is that when a lot of those people's info gets out there it reflects badly on the wiggers and ego-nukes them. They had a bunch of those IP2 types at the NYC casting event and literally on their stream some pedo allegations towards onesonic, slightlyhomeless(probably true tbh), and the jap girl started floating around. Then after that it was "definitely no IP2tank" from Jet.

Like yeah they're fine having drench who smokes crack and camsluts and dan who admits to liking loli and all the raped nigger sexpest shit from S3 is totally fine but some IP2 guy with questionable pedo allegations is a total line-cross and needs to be dealt with

 

[Noble Redditor]

Nick Fuentes just walked in the house with a guy who looks like Richard Spencer and text flashed on the screen "the alt-right is officially back!"

Edit: it actually is Richard Spencer.

 

[TiggerNits]

S5 needs to be Frank-Tank where they just get 3 people in expired visas, 2 homeless folks and like 3 permanently online shut in weirdos that preferably already have a thread on here.

Every day they run it like it's friend tank, but randomly darkening lights for a few minutes, maybe adding distortion to TTS off and on through the day. All the challenges are really lame shit like shuttle races in the kitchen or fuckin nerf gun wild west duels with a few freeloaders in the house. Have Frank be a freeloader but have him go super soft on them. Then when night comes, lights all go low, TTS gets distorted, prod no longer interacts directly, just through guys in shark costumes where the color determines what they are doing. Like red to admonish and fuck people over, blue to bring letters and treats, .

Then have frank come out in different costumes to terrorize the fish until 3am, kicking down doors, pouring shit on people, making them do bizarre rituals. Just making them as uncomfortable as he can.

Then every week for eliminations frank and prod make the fish choose one of their own to sacrifice and the audience chooses another, then they have to compete in a manner of Franks choosing to see who goes

 

[yoursavior]

While I enjoyed the night due to the antics of the candy challenge, I don't understand why you'd purposely eliminate someone this early.

Over the course of multiple seasons now, we've seen time and time again that these people will just naturally drop like flies. Hell Season 1 kept postponing elimination challenges because people kept leaving! At this point we're already down 3 Fish out of the starting 8 within Week 1 and the replacement for Jin was Seth, a absolute nontent faggot. There's a time and place for "fair competition", then there's other times they should fucking rig it to kick out the absolute deadweight.

This show is both equally fun and frustrating for so many different reasons. I'm still holding my cope this is a fake out season, but I'll lol if this is truly running for another 5 weeks.

 

[Karen Horney]

I can't really blame Ellie for getting spooked, she's a tiny girl who watched another tiny girl get repeatedly ganged up on and held down screaming by four people including a giant retard who doesn't know when to stop. No huge loss if she decides to leave, but she's not wrong for being afraid now that that's in play.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I can't really blame Ellie for getting spooked, she's a tiny girl who watched another tiny girl get repeatedly ganged up on and held down screaming by four people including a giant retard who doesn't know when to stop. No huge loss if she decides to leave, but she's not wrong for being afraid now that that's in play.

yeah i really didn't like the dynamic of that challenge. they basically just decided to fuck over angelica. it worked the same way as voting at the end of the day, which goran said he wouldn't be having this season. big gay.
(not an angelica simp btw and don't care that retards manhandled her, the group dynamic is what was fucked)

 

[Marche]

What is with these people signing up for a reality show and not expecting reality show type shenanigans? Like forget Fishtank and MDE for a second, this is just standard fare for normie shows.

If they really want to get fans, they need the interesting ones. Think of like IP2 freaks or Streamstar freaks who will do anything for a spotlight or attention. Not people who cry over the slightest bit of bullshit on Week One. At this point when Frank shows up I can't see many of these losers lasting 20 min.

Sure it's different experiencing it than just watching it but yea you knew exactly what you signed up for or the very least had all chances to educate yourself on it (unlike s1 and 3).

They really didn't get actual fans for this besides Seth (Brian 2) and Angi who I assume only watched episodes but knew more than Rachel. The rest were just either vaguely in the culture sphere or told by a friend much like S1 cast.

I'll apply next season ok.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I can't really blame Ellie for getting spooked, she's a tiny girl who watched another tiny girl get repeatedly ganged up on and held down screaming by four people including a giant retard who doesn't know when to stop. No huge loss if she decides to leave, but she's not wrong for being afraid now that that's in play.

Normally I'd just say she needs to sleep on it and not make any rash decisions but if I were a fish on the show I'd take that as blood in the water and start working her until she breaks and quits. Easy way to eliminate competition.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Earlier tonight, Ellie said she might leave soon because the candy challenge got too intense and she didn't like to ganging up on Angie.

any competition or rule that lets you physically overpower another contestant (stealing candy) is a dumb idea because the men can just overpower the women. what chance did angelina have really? ellie is even smaller.

 

[Halloween23]

Ellie leaving today instead of yesterday when she could have took Angelina's place would be hilarious

Suffah, wiggers.

 

[anliteralidiot]

my tinfoil theory is they kicked Angelica because she kept screaming, and ruining the audio

bitch was loud as fuck, for no reason

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

The production put themselves into a corner for no reason.

Obviously we have lost almost half of the original cast in the first week. Fucking stupid to only start with 12.

But the shenanigans from the fish were so well played that you had to do an elimination if you said you were going to. Had production rug pulled them and said noone was going home, they wouldn't fight with as much gusto next time.

But these fish were amazing, truly made the fish challenge as entertaining as possible.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Nick Fuentes, Asmongold, Mr. Beast, Dr. Disrespect, MoistCritikal and xQc are all coming on Fishtank guys! Sam said so!

yeah i really didn't like the dynamic of that challenge. they basically just decided to fuck over angelica. it worked the same way as voting at the end of the day, which goran said he wouldn't be having this season. big gay.
(not an angelica simp btw and don't care that retards manhandled her, the group dynamic is what was fucked)

"it worked the same way as voting at the end of the day" exactly, thank you for making that connection. That's why I found the whole thing pretty gay and boring. Production obviously did too since they kept telling everyone to go for Seth.

 

[smee]

my tinfoil theory is they kicked Angelica because she kept screaming, and ruining the audio

bitch was loud as fuck, for no reason

this one choice scream I do remember

 

[Teridax]

Nick Fuentes, Asmongold, Mr. Beast, Dr. Disrespect, MoistCritikal and xQc are all coming on Fishtank guys! Sam said so!

"it worked the same way as voting at the end of the day" exactly, thank you for making that connection. That's why I found the whole thing pretty gay and boring. Production obviously did too since they kept telling everyone to go for Seth.

To be fair he's worked with Nick before so that one is actually feasible.

That said I remember Nick getting bent out of shape over that clip of Sam saying right before S1 that he wasn't a free speech absolutist (in the context of not wanting nonstop N word spam on TTS)

 

[Fake News Anchor]

any competition or rule that lets you physically overpower another contestant (stealing candy) is a dumb idea because the men can just overpower the women. what chance did angelina have really? ellie is even smaller.

To be fair, Direnc overpowered Daniel and it took 4 people to hold Angie down. I don't think the men are particularly strong this season.