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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
it seems like they just like having aryeh dress up in funny costumes
he was the mad scientist and he was in the german leiderhosen now hes a roman emperor
its silly and pointless but its funny

jet came back up "im fucked up at time management, lets stop doing this and go back to seafood boil"
"make it authentic creole, theres gonna be a guest and hes gonna know if its authentic or not"

swamp magic incoming
 
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Each fish has to craft a voodoo doll of another fish. Freddy has crafted an Ellie voodoo doll, pictured above
 
Polychromos said:
Might have been a bad idea to switch up the method half way through.
Ellie quit because TTS made Aryhe talk about two girls one cup again. Then Seth took over and explained "the bunny ear method". Do you guys think he did it, because he doesn't know the regular way?
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The idea of a man who can't tie his shoes being aware of and watching two girls one cup is a very terrifying thought.

ackack99 said:
just leaving this prediction here: Jebediah Goldstriker will make an appearance tonight
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I think there might be a better chance of that after two weeks maybe. I'm still pissed my theory last season about Famous House 2.0 being Fishtank fans and Sam turning into Jebediah didn't happen, probably would have been way better. I hope your theory is more correct than mine was.
 
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do you feel in charge?
"i am going to kill everyone in this house unless i receive authentic louisiana cooking"
 
TulpaTownW said:
Each fish has to craft a voodoo doll of another fish. Freddy has crafted an Ellie voodoo doll, pictured above
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The TTS told him the yellow is for her skin which made him laugh. Aryeh then said “i wish I had yellow skin that would be cool.” Ellie has been quiet since lol.
 
Sap said:
The TTS told him the yellow is for her skin which made him laugh. Aryeh then said “i wish I had yellow skin that would be cool.” Ellie has been quiet since lol.
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The best thing about Aryeh's remark is that it wasn't about race, but the fact that Spongebob is his hero :story:
 
Arye is like... the most willing and playful Fish.
When he walked into the house I just assumed he was a more passive/harmless sorta autist, but it's proven that he will do stuff for the sake of the game and just plays a long. The way Arye hassled Rachel, eagerness to larp with Xavier, how he just busts out into some random songs, loves yapping with TTS. enjoys playing dress up and tries bits. Yeah he's neutral but that also means he socializes with everyone in the house so not a lot of drama surrounding him.
Probably my favorite fish in that house right now.

Tier list:
Arye
Freddy
Wrench
Daniel
Ellie
Seth
 
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